You: Stranger danger?
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ.
Stranger: Pedobear danger.
You: Touche. (I would do it with an accented e, but I dunno how)
Stranger: It’s okay, you’re the only thing stopping him, son.
Stranger: You must stop him.
You: How? I am not that strong I fear.
You: *Daughter
Stranger: But you are.
Stranger: For you have the strength of all the children he’s touched, their vengeance incarnate.
You: But I do not understand. How am I suppose to stop this great evil?
Stranger: Simple.
Stranger: You must touch him back.
Stranger: If you think of it, Pedobear touches many individuals.
Stranger: He wreaks havoc among the young, spreading his fear.
Stranger: But, one wonders, has pedobear himself ever been touched?
You: Hmmm..Intriguing question. I do wonder. If he touches me first, what happens then?
You: It’s too scary to think about.
Stranger: Indeed. That is why you must be on your toes, ever vigilant.
Stranger: For he who touches first, is the winner regardless of the afterwards.
Stranger: Even if you were to slay him on the spot, the sheer force of his haunting will would bind itself to you forever.
You: I don’t know if I can complete this horrible, god forsaken task. If I fail….it’s to unimaginable to think about.
You: If you’re an expert about this, why haven’t you tried to stop him?
Stranger: Because… I am his rival, his mortal enemy.
Stranger: He has eyes on me at all times, always watching.
Stranger: But I keep him at bay. I watch him back, he keeps his distance.
You: So wouldn’t he know I was coming…?
Stranger: It stays in such eternal stalemate until the end of time.
Stranger: No, because he does not know you.
You: Ah. that makes sense.
You: Hey, this has been nice, but it’s storming really bad out and I don’t want my laptop to fry.
Stranger: So, like the dagger in the back, you must strike without suspicion.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: so wierd

You: sup dawg

Stranger: you ever get people on here from out side the US?

You: no

Stranger: i just gut some guy from USSR

You: im from puerto rico

Stranger: cool

You: yep

Stranger: must be hot this time of the year

You: hot?

Stranger: yes

You: i havent came out and iim dying

Stranger: that’s what she said?

Stranger: XD

You: yes

Stranger: it must be nice to have america as a big buddy

Stranger: do you visit often?

You: nope

You: just at the age of 7

Stranger: that must have been cool,

You: along time ago it was

Stranger: so do you guys have like running water? or do you still get it from a well?

You: water runs, yeah.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so you are just killin time then?

You: its 5am

You: time is dead already

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: im a dude

You: ……..

Stranger: and i’m not

You: Wow finnaly someoen not looking for sex

Stranger: please tell me you’re not looking for sex either.

You: if i wanted to have sex, there is no way in hell i would try to do it online

Stranger: good point

You: i try to talk to people normaly on this thing and all i get is the weird ones and the sex bots

You: its not plesant

Stranger: same…

Stranger: nice to find someone normal

You: same

You: so how was your day?

Stranger: it was pretty uneventful

Stranger: and you?

You: same, i just took my midterms today, so it was boring

Stranger: that does sound rather boring

You: but they are tests, what can you do about them haha

Stranger: exactly

Stranger: gotta do what you gotta do

You: so what kinda work do you do?

Stranger: i’m a student

You: ohh so am I. aha

You: what school?

Stranger: still in high school :P

You: Waaaaa?!? i thought you had to be at least 18

You: you are very mature for your age miss

Stranger: lol

Stranger: why thank you

You: you should try to study abroad, its one of the things i regret the most

Stranger: yeah, that’s what everyone’s been telling me so far

Stranger: i’m definitely considering it for the future

You: ya, after i transfer to the U of O in oregon for a year, im going to transfer to a college in Japan

Stranger: that sounds pretty interesting

Stranger: do you have to speak japanese to go to school in japan?

You: Hmmm thats also what i was wondering, but im learning japanese anyway so, its fine. For you i think you might have to learn enough to speak with everyone.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: maybe i’ll just go to the uk

You: haha, im afraid to go to the uk because of that movie Hostile

You: xD i know its funny

You: but i freak out over little things

Stranger: i’ve never seen it, what’s it about it?

You: its better if you dont watch it

You: haha

Stranger: haha okay, i’ll take your word for it

Stranger: i just think english accents are highly amusing

You: so true

You: they are awsome, just like Australian accents

Stranger: any accent, period, is just cool

You: haha thats the downside of living in the US, you never get to hear awsome accents, except rarely

Stranger: i know right?

Stranger: i wonder if there’s such thing as a west coast accent

You: = \ one of my new friends that i hung out with over the weekend said i had a west coast accent

You: i was really confused because i never thought i had one

Stranger: yeah same

Stranger: people always tell me that

Stranger: and i’m just like, what…

You: i guess thats why accents are funny to us, because they are so strange and unfamiliar

Stranger: exactly

You: so, ask me a question

You: any question

You: any at all, i will answer any questions

Stranger: okay

Stranger: have you seen the last harry potter movie yet?

You: ……… no

Stranger: lol okay

Stranger: now you ask me one

You: ….. are you one of those twilight zombies….(*backs away slowly*)

Stranger: heck no.

Stranger: harry potter ftw :P

You: hehe, ok dodge a bullet there

You: but still

You: harry potter is a bit….

You: lame

Stranger: better than twilight, so it’s good enough for me

You: ….. damn you got me there, there is no arguing your logic

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: :]

You: ok your turn

Stranger: what’s your favorite kind of music?

You: I like Rock mostly, but i will listen to any kind of music, there is not really any genre i wont tollerate

Stranger: okay.

Stranger: hold on, brb.

Stranger: okay, back.

Stranger: your turn.

You: mmmm

You: What is your favorite pass time

Stranger: going to the beach

You: the beach = \ sure i guess, since i live in oregon you dont go that much

Stranger: haha, true

Stranger: what’s your favorite pastime then?

You: Hmmm, thats tough, i guess it would be video gaming xD

Stranger: hahahahaha, that’s completely understandable :]

You: lol you game?

You: no way

Stranger: i wish

Stranger: i suck at it

Stranger: but watching other people play is really interesting

You: really, what sytem yyou you *play* on?

You: *what system do you play on *

Stranger: haha

Stranger: xbox or wii

Stranger: sometimes ds

You: mehhh

You: your boring, its all about the ps3

Stranger: HAHAHA, nice

You: whats so funny?

Stranger: the pride you take in ps3

Stranger: it’s not funny, it’s amusing. there’s a difference :P

You: =3 you gotta have pride to be a gamer, maybe thats why your arnt so good =P

Stranger: oooh touche

You: i aint touchy = \

You: fine my turn, whats your favorite thing to do?

Stranger: EAT

Stranger: oh yes. i do like eating

You: haha

You: what kinda food?

Stranger: anything that’s not healthy for you…

You: thats the only good kind

Stranger: lol, you understand :]

You: Oreos all the way

Stranger: double stuf?

You: is there any other way to stuff an oreo?

Stranger: not that i know of

You: hehe, ok your turn

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: if you could have any superpower, what would it be?

You: the power to turn back time

You: i make to many mistakes

Stranger: good answer

You: what about your super power?

Stranger: teleportation

Stranger: i get airsick

You: hehe, ive never been in a plane

Stranger: they’re overrated

Stranger: but you gotta get places somehow

You: then you can run across the oceon

Stranger: nah, takes too long

You: i guess, it does

Stranger: is it my turn again?

You: i think so

Stranger: okay

Stranger: umm

Stranger: what are you studying right now?

You: Right now im not studying anything in particular, but im going to major in Psychology.

Stranger: haha, that’s what i meant :P

You: well maybe you should be more specific xD

Stranger: pshaw

You: dont pshaw me

You: =P get it right

Stranger: i believe i just did :P

Stranger: i meant pshawing

Stranger: ^look i got it right! i was specific

You: hehe

Stranger: your turn

You: mmmm

You: what do you think about skirts?

Stranger: tough to move around in. i’d much rather wear pants

You: really, i heard they were flowy?

Stranger: actually, it depends

You: i would like it if my legs weren’t wraped in pants all the time

You: thats why i like shorts

Stranger: haha, that’s understandable

Stranger: hm

Stranger: what’s your favorite color and why?

You: …. green because its always been

You: and its full of life

Stranger: green is good for your eyes too :D

You: i like green eyes, they are pretty

Stranger: dang i gotta work on the specific thing

Stranger: i meant looking at green things is good for your eyesight

You: what specific thing?

Stranger: being more specific

You: ahhh haha, but you don’t you think green eyes are pretty?

You: i have stupid brown eyes = \

Stranger: yeah, i’d agree with that

You: =(

You: my eyes are stupid

Stranger: so are mine D:

You: haha, so my tern?

Stranger: mhm

You: so, how is your school life?

Stranger: it’s actually pretty stressful, but i’m still doing quite well;

You: how is it stressful?

Stranger: a lot of pressure

You: from whom, or what?

Stranger: the collegeboard tests

Stranger: SATS

Stranger: APs

Stranger: and trying to keep my GPA up

You: whats it at right now?

Stranger: like 3.9 ish?

You: ….. dude chill out

Stranger: hahaha, so i’ve been told

You: really, you need to chill out, i went through school with a 3.5 and my life, is better than most

You: its fine to take a break more

Stranger: yeah well, it’s summer right now, so i have some off time :]

You: go crazy do some things, are you a senior?

Stranger: junior

You: your going into junior year, or you are going into senior?

Stranger: going into junior.

Stranger: pretty young, eh?

You: ya, so you got time to chill, and your not that young, your what 16?

Stranger: 15 :P

You: haha so your like me, your gunna graduate at 17

Stranger: yeah, 2 years to go

You: huh, you graduated?

You: your confusing me xD

Stranger: i meant 2 years until graduation :P

Stranger: i seem to confuse you a lot xP

You: gosh you gotta be more specific dude

You: dont make me pshaw you

Stranger: yeah.. :P

Stranger: oh no! that’d be terrible

You: hehe, ok your turn

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i got a good one

Stranger: what’s your name? :O

You: Michael

You: how bout you “stranger”

You: let me guess

Stranger: annie.

Stranger: darn.

You: damn xD

Stranger: :P

You: i was wrong anyway

Stranger: lol what were you going to guess?

You: ii was gunna say Beth or somthing like sharon

Stranger: nawww

You: what kinda hair do you have?

Stranger: straight. black.

You: lolz i have an afro

Stranger: :O that’s cool

You: I’m half black and then a bunch of other things

Stranger: haha, that’s a great way to put it. “a bunch of other things”

You: to long and to many to remember or even care lol

Stranger: thus the “bunch of other things” xD

You: yes

You: exactly

You: OK, your turn

Stranger: ummmmm

Stranger: favorite ice cream flavor?

You: chocolate brownie

Stranger: i like chocolate chip cookie dough

You: ^.^ that kind is good too

Stranger: i like the chewy bits of dough they put in there :]

You: yes those are awsome

You: hey

You: lol you still have yet to ask my age.

Stranger: right

Stranger: how old are you?

You: ummmm……

You: 18

Stranger: haha, you had to think about it?

You: no, i just thought it would be more suspencful

Stranger: touche

You: lol

You: lolz i got a question

You: why have you been putting up with me this entire time?

Stranger: i’m bored

Stranger: and i really don’t want to do my bio homework

Stranger: and you’re the first person to be a decent conversationalist

Stranger: that’s why

You: well…. thats good enough for me haha

Stranger: haha

Stranger: why have YOU been putting up with ME this entire time then?

You: well you havent spammed me yet, and plus i like talking to youngins, since i am majoring in psychology it fun

You: its*

You: plus its not like i would avoid you had we not met on here

Stranger: ^that was a confusing sentence.

You: …….

You: if we had met somewhere else i wouldnt avoid you

Stranger: OH

Stranger: gotcha

Stranger: :P

You: haha still a highschool student = P

Stranger: yeah, what can i say? english isn’t one of my strong subjects

You: what are?

Stranger: history and science

You: = \ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You: nerd = P

Stranger: pshaw

You: lol

You: its ok, im good at math even though i hate it

You: im good at math, science, and physics

You: but i hate them all

Stranger: yeah, i’m good at history but i don’t really like it

Stranger: i’m good at science and i like it

Stranger: and i’m not good at math but i like it

You: mmmmm

You: i cant beleive you like math

Stranger: the fact that there’s a definite answer to the problems appeals to me

You: yea thats the part i like, the fact that it is a real answer, not just a guess

Stranger: or like the vague “as long as you can prove it” english ones

You: i think languare sucks

Stranger: same

Stranger: least favorite subject is language

Stranger: any

You: ya

You: they are hard to learn

Stranger: i think i’m more of a calculation person

You: me too

You: my thoughts and feelings are based strickly on logic

Stranger: exactly :]

You: haha we are two peas in a pod, how funny

Stranger: quite

You: so what do you have planed for tomarow?

Stranger: absolutely nothing

You: haha, lucky

You: i gotta go to class xD

Stranger: in the summer? :O

You: im in college lol

Stranger: you guys don’t get breaks? :O

You: you can choose

You: but you have to pay for it

You: well you have to pay anyway. but you have to pay for summer

You: never mind just forget that part xD

Stranger: lol okay…

Stranger: so if you’re in psychology

Stranger: does that mean you can tell what kind of person i am by what you know about me so far?

You: Hmm well if you dont calm yourself lil girl your gunna turn into a workaholic no for yourself but just to please everyone else

You: it seems that you have many freinds but only a few that you hold dear

You: and your pretty boring ^.^

You: did i hit the mark?

Stranger: spot on

You: i can also tell that you are shy, but more so open than most

You: shy people

Stranger: dang, you’re good

You: =3

Stranger: anything else?

You: Mmmm you like animals

Stranger: somewhat

You: you like dogs more than cats

You: your favorite animal is some sort of bird

Stranger: HECK YES

Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Stranger: :O

You: 0.o

You: im magical

Stranger: lol

Stranger: well i gotta go

Stranger: nice talking to you

You: nice talking you, talk to you never lol

You: gl with life, and calm down a bit

You: high school is to short not to have fun

Stranger: haha thanks :]

Stranger: good luck with college

Stranger: and japan

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Good for you too join us comrade, let’s discuss business
You: sir we have to hurry, the enemies are advancing
Stranger: Da, we must get the shipment, why have you not brought them yet?
You: sir the men, they opend the boxes and discoverd it was filled with really expensive brandy
You: now they wont go defend the city
Stranger: insulant worm! That was ours, now all of our planning… Our last stand…. Against the Communists… you’ve ruined everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Im sorry sir, if its any consultation ill let you sleep with my wife
Stranger: your a traitor, and I don’t fuck bitches
You: Mwhaha you say through me did you, im am part of the communist army, and we will take over the world
Stranger: id be careful, well be in touch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: im a girl lookin for a good convo with another girl

Stranger: yayyyy! (:

You: are u a girl?

Stranger: No..? Haha yeah

You: im just tired of these dicks

Stranger: Haha FORREAL!

You: guys just assume i want to sext them when i kno theyre ugly

Stranger: hell yahh! I had one a few mins ago that I talked to for like an hour and then he said… ya horny? Like wtf dude?

You: i kno!!! all they want is nasty shit im not in to, u ever met a decent guy on here?

Stranger: Yeah a couple times but they all live way out haha, no reason to even try /:

You: yeah i kno wat u mean, u ever vid chat?

Stranger: yeah, skype(:

You: i mean on omegle because ive heard nasty things about it

You: this is my first nite on here

Stranger: Oh there’s some nasty shit! Men will jack themselves off on camera! That’s fucking gross!

You: i dont understand that at all

Stranger: I mean I’ve met guys and we’ve talked for hours and we might talk dirty and show eachother things but they were actually cool not total dicks!

You: lol my friend told me she got hit on by another girl, doesnt seem like the site for lesbians haha

Stranger: Bahahaaa! That’s funny! What’s your name?

You: trisha

You: urs?

Stranger: My names blake and I’m a guy, were not all total dicks.. some of us know how to have a conversation. And those guys who do show their dicks. That’s gross as fuck

You: hahahahahha my name is david

You: hahahahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha

Stranger: hahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Stranger: Dude what’s up?

You: we just had a convo as girls lmao

Stranger: Hahahaha were pretty damn good at it!

You: dude u totally had me fooled

Stranger: Same here hahaha! Haha so I’m 17 and live in south carolina haha

You: im nxt to u in TN and im 18

You: is it weird that i was about to hit on u lol

Stranger: That’s funny as hell dude, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah no shit?!

You: yeah dude this is the funniest thing i have ever been apart of by far lol

Stranger: Hahahahaha, I saw it and was like this is too easy! Hahahaha

You: im gonna share this convo with the world lol

Stranger: How? Hahahaha and go for it!

You: facebook and blogs man, but im gettin off

You: peace

Stranger: Aight man later!

You: Can I shit on your chest?

Stranger: hey sexy

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes u may

You: I ate corm

You: and you know corn comes out how it came in

Stranger: i love corn

You: can i sit in it and then smear it all over you

Stranger: sure. i dont shower just fyi

You: thats okay

Stranger: r u a dood?

You: we can have dirty sex in my pig pen on the farm

You: no im a girl

Stranger: me too…ooooo awkward :7o

You: ROFL

Stranger: hey ;)
You: can i take a shit on your chest?
Stranger: no…
You: why nt
You: i ate corn yesterday ;)
Stranger: well, you’re no where near me. besides that’s just like…. no…
You: where are you
You: i can get on the next flight
Stranger: why do you need to do it on my chest?
You: so i can smear it all over
You: mmmm
Stranger: well that’s disturbing…
You: we can play in the pigs pen on my farm after
You: roll around in some pig doo doo
You: maybe fuck around in there
Stranger: what the heck is wrong with you?
You: what is wrong with you
You: you dont like a little raunchy fore play
You: i ate corn
Stranger: um… what do you think?
You: its great
You: corn comes out just like it went in
You: so it will be appetizing on your chest
You: i can smear it around a bit for you
You: it will be wonderful
You: mmmm
Stranger: you are a sick, sick man
You: im a girl
You: a girl with needs
You: and wants
You: and i want to take a giant fucking shit on your chest
You: and smear it
You: but since your being a nasty bitch
Stranger: you realize i’m a girl too
You: i will shit in your face and smear it on there instead
You: how do you like the taste of corn
You: that has been regurgitated out of my fucking ass hole
Stranger: what is wrong with you!?
You: you should have accepted my first offer
You: you fucking cunt bag
You: now you have to not only smell my shit
You: look at my shit
You: but you have to eat it too
Stranger: cuz of course you know where i am and you’re coming after me
You: I will be on the next flight out
You: now lets start over
You: can i take a shit on your chest?
Stranger: no
You: It wont take much for me to hack into your computer via your IP address
You: and find out where you live
You: and when i do
You: i will bring you back to my farm
You: to roll in the pig doo doo
You: and once you are covered in pig doo doo
You: it wont be much to be shat on by my corn shit
Stranger: you’re not fully there, mentally, are you?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HEY

You: imma doughnut

Stranger: IMA PICKLE

You: NO FUCKING WAY

Stranger: HEY ARE YOU THAT DOUGH BOY FROM THE PILSBERRY COMMERCIALS

You: NO BUT I WISH I WAS

You: that fucker has it made

Stranger: I LOVE HIM (NO HOMO AND YES IM A BOY)

Stranger: SO SUP DONUT

You: cool im a girl lol

You: nothin

Stranger: UMM IM SORRY

You: wat

Stranger: I WENT TO DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS THIS MORNING

Stranger: SORRY :l

You: you…yo..you YOU TRAITOR

You: LOL

Stranger: HEY IM NOT A TRAITOR IM A PICKLE

You: ok srry

Stranger: P TO THE I TO THE CKLE

You: ckle? really lmao

Stranger: SO WHAT FLAVOR ARE YOU?

You: glazed with chocolate icing

Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMM. . . . OH SORRY

Stranger: SUCKS THAT IM JUST A PICKLE :(

You: haha its okay

Stranger: IM 15

You: im 13

Stranger: NYC

You: indiana

You: darnnnn

Stranger: KNOW ANY PICKLES THERE?

You: yea one

Stranger: IM BORED -__- SYA DOUGHNUT

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: CYA

Stranger: *FAST GRABS AND TAKES A BITE OF YOU* MMMMMMM

You: ahhhhhh

Stranger: MMMMMMM

Stranger: MWAHAHAHA

You: noooooooo

Stranger: IM AN EVIL PICKLE

You: my eye is gone

Stranger: *GET BACK HERE IM NOT DONE YET

You: lol seriously tho asl?

Stranger: M/15NY

Stranger: I HATE THE ASL THING

You: ahhh so ur serious then srry i thought ur lyin to a

You: doughnut

You: * eye grows back*

Stranger: I MIGHT BE SALTY BUT NOT A LIAR

You: ok then

Stranger: *GRABS YOU AGAIN AND BITES UR EYE OFF*

You: do u have a facebook

You: *eye grows back again*

Stranger: YE BUT I DON WANA GIVE IT OUT

Stranger: STOP GROWING UR EYE BACK >:(

Stranger: WELL CYA DOUGHNUT PERSON

You: no stay

Stranger: OK OK

You: im bored and ur cool lol

Stranger: :d

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: :D

You: haha

Stranger: damn caps lock

You: lol

You: its ok

Stranger: thanks to you i want a doughnut now >:(

You: sorry :(

Stranger: hey did u tell me ur real asl or r u lying to a pickle

You: no i was bein serious

Stranger: oh

You: yea

Stranger: hey do you watch raywilliamjohnson on youtube

You: sometimes but not really

Stranger: i got the stalking ur mom song in my head

You: lol

You: do u like harry potter?

Stranger: i know the lyrics be heart

Stranger: and yes

You: im chatting with snape on facebook lol

Stranger: wooooow ur just like all my friends

You: is that bad?!

Stranger: no

You: ok good

Stranger: everyones slytherin tho

Stranger: they even made scarves

You: damn im my fanfiction my boyfriend is in slytherin

Stranger: no ones gryfindor anymore

Stranger: or however you spell it

You: ya right im in ravenclaw anyway

You: gryffindor

You: lol

You: i..am the biggest harry potter nut ever

Stranger: my friend is too

Stranger: he brought a wand to school

You: ok thats badass

You: haha

Stranger: i got one too

You: at hot topic i bought the elder wand

You: lol

Stranger: nice

You: and a gryffindor snuggie

Stranger: im not a harry potter fan anymore

You: awwww why

Stranger: my friend annoyed me with it

You: ohhh

You: i see now

Stranger: u watchin hp7

You: nah

Stranger: O.O

You: wait wat?

Stranger: HARRY POTTER 7

You: i watched the 7 part 2

You: and 7 part one

Stranger: oh thank god

Stranger: so well um peace

Stranger: ima go

You: no

You: give me ur facebook then

Stranger: :L

Stranger: (hmmmmm) thinking

You: plz

Stranger: . . . . .

Stranger: (thinking

You: i swear im not a creeper or anything

Stranger: MMMMMMMM

You: im just crazy

Stranger: lol im still thinking

You: ok well i wont decline you

You: i swear

Stranger: wait im going to play flip a coin on my iphone app if i get heads 2 out of 3 times ill add you

You: ok

You: iphone cool

Stranger: 1 tales

Stranger: 2 heads

You: ok then

Stranger: 3 heads F*uck

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

You: so you dont wanna add me

Stranger: just let me change my prfile

You: okay

Stranger: brb

You: kk

Stranger: im going through my album brb

You: i got time lol

Stranger: ok im done

You: ok

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001248078272

Stranger: add me

You: its not lettin me

You: hang on

Stranger: kk

You: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=194545680598750&id=100001299598625&ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment_reply#!/profile.php?id=100001426046644

You: theres mine

Stranger: k

Stranger: i sent u a request

You: there

Stranger: OMG U LOOK LIKE MY COUSIN

You: is that bad??

Stranger: NO THATS AWSOME

You: ok

Stranger: BTW SO FAR UR THE LONGEST CHAT I HAD IN A WHILE

You: haha cool

Stranger: I HAD AN ARGUMENT HERE ONE FOR 7 HRS

Stranger: IT WAS ABOUT NEOPETS

You: ok now thats pretty badass

You: damn caps lock lol

Stranger: i tried submitting it on omeglechats.com but it was too damn long

Stranger: i saved it on microsoft word

Stranger: it takes up 43 pages

You: wow

You: so uhm wat was the arguement about on neopets

Stranger: oh it was the 18 yearold korean girl or dude idk

You: haha

You: transgendered

Stranger: it was abt elmo vs neopets

You: wow

You: elmo wins

Stranger: and that chat was 3 years ago

You: haha wow

Stranger: i llove omegle

You: meeee tooooo

Stranger: well sometimes. .

Stranger: too many creepy people on here

You: when you dont meet horny europeans

Stranger: i hate euros

Stranger: and people fro, texas

Stranger: from*

You: haha

You: really

Stranger: idk i just hate them for some reason

You: haha nice

Stranger: well its gettin late here ima go sleep

You: ok ttyl

Stranger: peace slytherin

You: peace

Stranger: bah bye

Stranger: ;)

You: ditto

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