The Hottest Omegle Girl Ever

Hello to all kind readers of omegle chats. I stumbled upon this beauty a few nights ago and I truly felt compelled to share. Above all others, I think this girl represents the hottest omegle girl to ever grace my ethernet cables. What do you think, internet?

 

Chatroulette girls never come close

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Surviving the Storyteller.

You: You are in a darkened room, feeling dizzy. You sit up slowly – what do you do next?
Stranger: turn on the ligh
Stranger: light
Stranger: is it some kind of test?
You: You fumble around for the light switch, flicking it on. The room appears rather drab.
You: From outside you hear a low rumble. Do you investigate?
Stranger: sure
You: You decide to go outside. The sun is low in the west. From the direction of the rumble, you see the city and smoke rising.
You: South is the beach.
You: Which way do you go?
Stranger: to the beach
You: You decided to leave the sound after all. On your way to the beach, you see many wrecked cars across the road. As you approach the beach, you notice there are no people. While you contemplate this, you hear footsteps behind you!
You: Turn or run?
Stranger: run far away and turn.
You: You make a quick dash until you are at the dock. Looking back at the road, you see the person….but there is something wrong.
You: They seem expressionless, dead even.
You: Zombie!
Stranger: cool!
You: On the floor is a baseball bat. Do you attack?
Stranger: then i’m gonna plant some plants~
Stranger: sure
You: You take the bat in your hand, gleeful in this moment of awesome. You charge at the zombie, screeching “Yaarrrrgggh”
You: One blow slashes through the zombie, his body slopping down on the ground.
You: Before he finally dies, he lets out a low rumble.
You: What now?
You: A loud graaagh comes from the direction of the city…
Stranger: kill him
You: the zombie is dead already
Stranger: fine
You: you notice a building fall
You: Suddenly, a zombie appears from behind a shop! It is coming quickly towards you! ACT NOW!
You: It is close!
Stranger: use the bat to attack it
You: You swing madly at the zombie, just as it raises it’s arms!
You: SMACK – it loses it;s head in one blow
You: The body tumbles to the floor, writhing.
You: You see a car nearby that doesn’t seem damaged. take it?
Stranger: take it
Stranger: hope there is no zombie in it
You: You get in. The keys are just inside the glove compartment, how simple.
You: The engine stutters to a start. You hear a loud roar nearby!
You: Where do you go?
Stranger: run away
Stranger: go as far as possible
You: You abandon the vehicle, dashing into the street again.
You: You were just in time, as two zombies leap off a building onto the car, breaking it’s roof in
You: Down the road you sprint until you can go no further needing breath.
You: It seems clear for now.
You: Up ahead you see a wal-mart.
You: To your left is a cliff, while to your right is another road of houses
Stranger: to the right
You: You make your way down the road. You notice some houses are burned out while others are fine. As you near the end of the road, a lady steps out of her house, shotgun raised.
You: “GET OUT OF HERE ZOMBIE SCUM!”
Stranger:
Stranger: tell her that i am not
You: You look shocked at her, then shout back ” I am not a zombie! I am alive! Don’t you see!”
You: She eyes you over carefully. “Alive you say? Huh, why should I believe you?”
Stranger: how do i know ;(
You: You ponder a moment. None of those other zombies talked. Maybe that can help
Stranger: keep talking to her
Stranger: and tell her that zombie don’t talk
You: “Well, er…they attacked me. And don’t zombies only growl, not talk? I am talking aren’t I”
You: “Hmm, true true.” She says, lowering her gun.
You: “You can come in, but I’m watching you…”
You: Go in?
Stranger: sure
You: You enter the house with her. The room is wood panelled but dull. You see a small girl in there with her, probably about 6.
You: “I..I’m clare.” Says the girl.
You: “What is your name?”
Stranger: emma
You: “I am Emma.” You reply. “What happened here Clare?”
You: “I…I dunno much. Mummy t..told me people were going a bit crazy, attacking p..people.”
You: You hear a scream from the next room, where the lady went!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: check it out
You: You tell Clare to stay put, moving into the next room. You see the lady on the floor, a zombie laying over her. Both seem lifeless.
You: The shotgun is at her side, pointing at the zombie.
Stranger: pick it up
Stranger: kill the zombie
You: You pick up the shotgun carefully. The zombie stirs at your presence, but you quickly end that.
You: Clare dashes through, then cries at the sight.
You: She runs out through the front door again. Do you follow or search the house?
Stranger: follow
You: You run out after her. You find her stood in the street, bawling her eyes out.
You: You briefly comfort the girl.
You: “W-why did that man attack mummy?” She asks between sobs
You: You tell the girl a small tale about the zombies, avoiding gore.
You: Suddenly, she goes pale white, and screams at something behind you!
You: Quick!!!
Stranger: run away with the girl
You: You pick up the girl and run. A quick glance behind and you see the lady at the doorway, face expressionless.
You: Up ahead you see another car. Take it or move on?
Stranger: sorry to disrupt when will this adventure end..
Stranger: take it
You: when you die or get out.
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: but i gotta go
You: You take the car, quickly hotwiring it. The girl clambers in without asking where you are going to go.
Stranger: so am i dead?
You: You speed off towards the higway, making it out of the city altogether
You: A few zombies litter the road, but the path seems to be for freedom.
You: What caused this, you don’t know. For now, you must go on. Find somewhere safe.
You: Thankyou for playing.
Stranger: thank you for offering
Stranger: such an interesting anventure
Stranger: bye :)
You: Epilogue: Life continues in towns. A news report says they found the cause…
You: You overhear a scientist is trying to use the research
You: was that a rumble?
You: :D

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Whales

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey bay bay.
Stranger: I am not a body of water, sir.
You: SIR?
You: SIR?!
You: REALLY.
You: REALLY NOW.
Stranger: SIR.
Stranger: YEAH.
You: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM A SIR.
Stranger: SIR.
Stranger: YOUR MASSIVE, INTIMIDATING MAN-SAUSAGE.
You: I AM SORRY BUT I SEEMED TO HAVE CHOPPED THAT OFF MONTHS AGO.
Stranger: THEN WHAT’S THAT YOU HAVE IN BETWEEN YOUR– Oh. Hello, Justin Beiber.
You: ACTUALLY.
You: MY NAME IS ALFRED AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH WHALES.
Stranger: OH GOODNESS.
Stranger: YOU LOVE WHALES?
You: I LOVE WHALES AND THEIR MASSIVE BLOW HOLES.
You: I ALSO LOVE FRYING PANS.
You: BUT THAT’S A SECRET.
You: I LIKE THEM RUSTY.
Stranger: WHO DOESN’T?
You: YOUR MOM.
Stranger: TRUE.
You: DO YOU LIKE FRYING PANS.
Stranger: YEAH.
Stranger: DO YOU?
Stranger: I LIKE THEM ALL RUSTY-LIKE.
You: I JUST FUCKING SAID I LOVED THEM
Stranger: YOU DID?
Stranger: IS THAT A SECRET OF YOURS?
You: IS WHAT A SECRET.
Stranger: YOU RUSTY FRYING PAN FETISH.
You: THE FACT THAT I LOVE MY WHALES MIXED WITH A LITTLE BIT OF RUSTY PANS?
You: YEAH
You: SO DON’T TELL FUCKER.
Stranger: YEAH.
Stranger: K.
Stranger: I WON’T.
Stranger: ONLY THE WHALES.
Stranger: K?
You: OKAY.
Stranger: DEAL.
You: THE WHALES KNOW ABOUT THE PANS.
Stranger: I BET THEY DO.
Stranger: I LOVE MY WHALES LIKE I LOVE MY WOMEN.
Stranger: DRIED UP ON A BEACH.
You: I LOVE MY WHALES LIKE I LOVE MY PICKLES.
You: WET AND SOGGY.
Stranger: THAT’S GOOD TOO.
Stranger: I’M CURRENTLY JEALOUS.
You: DO YOU LIKE APRICOTS/
Stranger: IN JAM, I DO.
You: OH.
You: I DONT REALLY LIKE TO JAM AND EAT MY APRICOTS AT THE SAME TIME.
Stranger: TOO BAD.
Stranger: IT’S GOOD FOR YOU.
Stranger: PREVENTS CAIDS.
You: CAIDS?
You: CAW CAW
Stranger: CANCEROUS AIDS.
You: I HEAR A COON DOG IN THE DISTANCE.
Stranger: FROM THE DIRECTION WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS?
You: NO.
You: THE OTHER WAY.
Stranger: TOO BAD.
Stranger: I LIKE IT OVER THERE.
Stranger: AWESOME VIEW.
You: WELL MAYBE I WILL GET THAT COON DOG AND TAKE IT TO WHERE THAT FERN IS GROWING.
Stranger: YOU SHOULD
You: I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO DO THAT
Stranger: IT’S AMAZING THIS TIME OF YEAR.
Stranger: YEAH. YOU BETTER.
You: THE BUTTER?
You: THE BUTTER IS AMAZING?
You: HEY.
You: I HAVE A QUESTION.
Stranger: YEAH.
Stranger: WHAT?
You: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A FISH WEDDING
Stranger: FUCK YEAH.
You: ALL RIGHT.
You: YOU GET YOUR FISH AND I’LL GET MINE.
Stranger: K
You: DONT FORGET THE WHALES.
Stranger: I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT HE BITES.
You: THE FISH?
Stranger: YEAH.
You: I LIKE PARANAS.
Stranger: I THINK HE HAS A DISORDER BUT I TREAT HIM EQUAL.
You: SO BITING IS NO BIG DEAL MATE.
Stranger: K.
Stranger: MAKING SURE.
You: OKAY.
You: HEY.
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
Stranger: OH, SWEET.
Stranger: THANKS, SIR.
You: HEY.
You: I AM NOT A SIR.
You: I AM A TRANSEXUAL.
Stranger: OK.
You: SO I AM BOTH.
Stranger: GENTLESIR?
You: I LIKE IT IN THE FRONT AND IN THE BACK.
You: GENTLE WOMAN.
You: MORE LIKE,
Stranger: WHO DOESN’T?
You: YOUR DAD
Stranger: TRUE.
Stranger: TOO BAD FOR HIM.
Stranger: HE’S MISSING OUT.
You: RIGHT
You: HE SURE IS.
You: THAT LITTLE GUY
You: POOR THING
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?
You: YEAH.
You: WELL MATE.
You: I’D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT BUT I HAVE SOME MORE OMEGLE PERVS TO FUCK WITH
Stranger: ALRIGHT.
Stranger: HAVE FUN.
You: YOU TOO.
Stranger: DON’T LET THE BULLIES TAKE YOUR MONEY.
You: DON’T LET THOSE WHALES EAT YOUR SOUL
Stranger: BECAUSE I WORK FOUR JOBS TO EARN IT.
Stranger: K.
You: K.
You: GOOD DAY.
Stranger: LOVE YOU.
You: LOVE YOU TOO STRANGER
Stranger: STRANGER LOVE.
You: STRANGER DANGER LOVE.
Stranger: WOO!
You: ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: ;3
You: !@#$%^&*(
You: GOOD BYE NOW STRANGER,
Stranger: BYE.
Stranger: GTFO.
You: I WILL KINDLY GTFO.
You have disconnected.

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Don’t apologize…

You: hey.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: i have chlamydia
You:
Stranger: srry
You: why are you sorry? you didn’t give me it, your mom did:S
Stranger: m23
You: shit man.
You have disconnected.

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Talking to a martian

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello!
You: Hi :D
Stranger: how are you?
You: good you?
Stranger: fine, thanks…
Stranger: where are you from?
You: earth
You: You?
Stranger: really?
You: yeep
Stranger: mars…
Stranger: pretty far!
You: :O
You: Woow
Stranger: how old are you?
You: less than 100 years of age
You: You?
Stranger: 1639 years old…
Stranger: i’m a teenager here…
Stranger: by the way..
You: :O
Stranger: is my english too bad?
You: noo its pretty daym good :]
Stranger: because i’m just learning yet…
Stranger: well, good to know!
Stranger: thanks!
Stranger: so what do you do on earth?
You: nothin watch tv. go on the computer.. most people are fat here..
You: exept for the people who are in poverty
You: what do you do on mars?
Stranger: well, that’s sad…
You: i know :[
Stranger: i work on a spaceship!
You: :O ARE YOU GOING TO ABDUCT ME
Stranger: well, if you want so...
You: Not yet.. i have things to do..
Stranger: would you like to be abduceted?
Stranger: well, but minutes from earth is equivalent to years from mars...
Stranger: it can be really fast!
You: i dunno..
Stranger: you come here, stay for years and come back on the same day to earth...
You: maybe when i haven't got people to assasinate..
Stranger: are you a serial killer?
Stranger: :O
You: no they killed my cat and my dog and my family and my friends...
Stranger: so now you want your revange?
You: yesh
Stranger: well, it is just fair...
Stranger: what are you plannig to do?
You: hire people to eat them >:D
Stranger: what kind of people?
Stranger: i suggest someone from Neptune
You: canibals
Stranger: they are really good on that kind of job...
You: Hmm..,.
You: i think ill get them to do it
You: thanks for helping to me!
Stranger: i suggest you to do so...
Stranger: well, you're welcome!
Stranger: are you going already?
You: i really couldn't find anyone who wanted t do it without eating me
You: no
You: im in my pj's
You: i cant go out now
You: dont be silly
Stranger: well, we don't wear pj's here...
You: O__o why?
Stranger: actually we don't wear anything...
Stranger: =p
You: :O NUDISTS
You: ahah
Stranger: well, if you wanna call us that...
Stranger: hey, i think i have to go...
Stranger: i;m really sorry...
You: ok bye bye :)
You: nce talking to you
Stranger: it's been 5 years here since we started talking...
You: :O
You: woow
Stranger: it was nice talking to you too!
Stranger: come to visit us sometime!
You: you too :]
You: ok
Stranger: but don’t forget…
Stranger: come NAKED!
You: Ok
Stranger: ;)
You: baha
You: i need a spacship..
You: spaceship**
Stranger: well, you’re talking to the right person…
Stranger: i work on a spaceship, remember?
You: ohhhh yeeeeah
Stranger: anyway…
Stranger: i know where you live…
You: :O stalker
Stranger: i give you a lift sometime!
Stranger: don’t worry…
You: ok cool
Stranger: we have plenty of time…
Stranger: bye…
Stranger: see ya!
You: bye

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Guess He Didn’t Like Fruitcake

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: 16m
You: 16 meters??
You: of what?
You: fruitcake!
You: 16 m of fruitcake!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Sexy partner ;)

You: k so we need to come up with names. wats ur name I can bee anything!
Stranger: How about i’m Jenice and u r?
You: Kyle lol its my actual name
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: Hi, Kyle =)
You: im about 5’11 tan bllk hair brown eyes :D
Stranger: then, continue with your role playing story
You: ok then. its pitch black! and i knock on your window
You: Jenice Jenice i shout your name!
Stranger: then i asked, Kyle, is that u?
You: yea it is i say. You wana let me in!
Stranger: i opened the window
You: I come in! im all soaked from the rain outside!
You: i as you are you okay? you are kinda frighten?
Stranger: then i asked, what happen?
You: i say i jus wanted to see you
Stranger: why do u want to see me? anything happen?, i said
You: Cause i jus do.. i stare… you look so beautiful i say
Stranger: i say, ohh, really?
You: yes very and i approach you.
Stranger: u wanna do something? since u r in my room
You: well since you asked… and i put my arms around and embrace you.
Stranger: then i asked, what r u going to do?
You: then i said dont say another word. and i kissed you
Stranger: and i kissed u back passionately
You: and i held you closerr . and we both walked toward the bed
You: and sat down
Stranger: oh, Kyle, what made u to be so brave?
You: man need to be brave to have a girl l as beautiful as you.
You: i kiss you again and we both all on the bed
You: i hold your arms
You: fall*
Stranger: and i said, Kyle, just do your thing
You: i ask u how do you feel? you want it?
Stranger: i’m feeling very cold and i want u to hold me closer
You: i got you baby. i hold you closer i take off my shirt. and kiss hungrily
You: you*
Stranger: *paused*, whose shirt are u taking off now?
You: my shit not yous yet.
Stranger: haha, ok, *continue*
You: well i take off my shirt. and hold you even tighter
Stranger: and i caress your six packed body
You: i cant hold back i want you. i take off your shirt.
You: i see you luscious Brests
You: in your bra
You: i squeeze my body on them
Stranger: and i helped to take off your pants
You: yea i have my dick out its hard
You: and im like baby make me feel good
Stranger: then u take off my skirts and lavender scented panties
You: i start licking you
You: you start to moan
Stranger: ohh, Kyle, give me more
You: ohh jenice your soo wet. i start to lick you in the cilt
You: clit*
Stranger: and i began to moan louder
You: say my name baby i say. and i put my tounge in you vag
Stranger: oh, KYLE!! i want you!! Kyle
You: i keep licking! you moan really loudly. its sooo wet! i stand up in front of you. i think your turn baby,
You: Make me feel amazing
You: only you can
You: its*
Stranger: i crawl slowly toward u and hold your hand
Stranger: i lead your hand to touch my body
You: pause* ok at this point your suppose to give me a bj
Stranger: i let u lead the way
You: ok then…
You: * continue
You: i hold you head bring it closer to my big cock
You: and you start to lick it
Stranger: and suck it
You: ahh baby ur soo good
You: i love you
You: comee on i want more
Stranger: and i give u more
You: i move it in and out and you keep sucking
You: i gab your head
Stranger: and?
You: well you ned to do your role :/
You: too
Stranger: haha, ok ok
Stranger: *continue*
Stranger: and i said this is enough, we gonna do something more thrilling
You: i cant wait any more. i get on the bed. I really want to. i start kissing you
You: your pussy styll wet
You: i say can i put it in
Stranger: and i said just fcuk me babe
You: i stick it in slowly
You: you moann
You: i start going faster
Stranger: and i keep moaning and calling your name
You: andi love it i go faster
You: i start to kiss you
Stranger: and we are going up and down
You: i start licking your hard niples
Stranger: and i whisper in your ear, saying, Kyle, u r a natural, keep on fcuking me, don’t stop
You: thx baby i say. i go in fast and hard
You: you start to moan
You: i slow down. turned you around.
You: i start doing you from the back
You: i coress you ass
Stranger: u put it in and i lean back to french kiss u
You: i kiss you back!
You: and i start going in harder
Stranger: more harder and the bed started to shake
You: ahh yea i go faster
You: you start to moan
You: I fucking love you
You: i say
Stranger: and i said i love u more, give me all u have
You: Ahh i give it i give it all
You: i cant hold it back any longer i say
You: Cum with me baby i say
Stranger: i’ll follow u
You: i give it one more
You: and i start to cum
Stranger: i’m having high orgasm, do it
You: i go faster. ahh im cumming
You: so hard
You: your pussy felt so tight
Stranger: and u like the feeling of tightness
You: i love it baby!
You: all i jus wana do you all night
Stranger: i’m all yours, baby
You: i squeeze your breasts
You: and play with you niples
Stranger: i ask u to lick them
You: and i do i like then all around
You: jus how you like it
You: your breasts are so soft
Stranger: and i play with ur long hard dick
You: i feel like going for it again i say
Stranger: and i said, i feel the same too
You: you decide how do y wana do it hun what ever you say
Stranger: u pushed me against the wall
Stranger: and fcuked me hard and deep
You: OHH yea you like tht eh! I Go fast! nice and deep ! my big hard cock penetrating your tight pussy
You: I love it!
Stranger: and i say, i know u can do it better, give me your best
You: Ph yea you asked for it baby! I go even harder Im sweating
You: and panting
Stranger: we are sweating and panting and have high orgasm
Stranger: and we become hotter and hotter
You: Ohhh But we styll going at it harrd!
Stranger: real hard
You: And even harder! Starting to come to climax!
Stranger: come on, babe, give me, give me, give
Stranger: ne
Stranger: *me
You: I kno you like my big cock! Yea baby Im giving it! HARRDD!!
You: OH MAN! I CANT HOLD IT BACK!
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: i moan louder and sexier
You: I give a final hard heavy thrust!
You: MY stuff fills your vigina
Stranger: i say, don’t stop
You: I keep going! Faster then ever! i say I love you baby
Stranger: u going in and out
Stranger: and i say i love u, Kyle, be mine
You: I love you too! I fo the fastest i have gone! you start to scream! Now i really cant hold it back!
You: I have to let it out!
Stranger: and u carried me to the bed
You: and i asked you how was that
Stranger: and i say, that’s the best sex that i ever had
You: Yea that how i do it!
You: i kiss you in the forehead
Stranger: and slowly down my lips
You: I cuddle you in my arms.
Stranger: and whisper to me saying how amazing i am
You: and that i love you.
Stranger: u caress my hair and we both slept
You: in each others arms…
You: ummm
You: sounds like the end.
Stranger: haha
You: haha so how was tht
Stranger: kinda fun
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how about u?
You: Yea of course
Stranger: anyway i got to go now
You: ahahaa ok well
You: bye stranger
You: nice talkin to u
Stranger: haha, ok
Stranger: same her
Stranger: *here
Stranger: bye stranger

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Yellow BRick Road

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-20
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey wanna txt me? F 16 from cali
Stranger: Hey my grandma lives there!
You: cool mine too :)
Stranger: :D Same one maybe? o.o Long lost sister/cousin!
You: hahah anuything s possible
You: *anything
Stranger: yep. Including me being a magical fairy from the land of happiness
You: whoa! no way ive always wanted to go there :O
Stranger: oh my gosh! All you have to do is follow the yellow brick road!
Stranger: Join me my sister!
Stranger: or cousin
You: i will! but who will feed my hamster?
Stranger: I shall send my leprauchuan minion! He has much experience in taking care of small animals
Stranger: though he may eat your hamster
You: oo ok kool
You: thats fine ill just get another one :)
Stranger: oh noes! Your hamster wasn’t to happy about that and has recruited an army to fight against us!
Stranger: We will need a baseball bat, a cat, and 3 tons of hamster food.
You: oo shit! i knew that basterd would stab me in the back one day! i realized it when he bit my finger one day! well he can BRING IT ON!
Stranger: oh yeah!
Stranger: I shall send the cats to attack! EAT THEM MY LOVELIES! THEY DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE!
You: OFF with theier HEADS~!!
You: be carefull tho.. they are kinda of fiesty..
Stranger: ha! their feeble claws and tiny frame are no match for our pow-AAAGH! IT’S GOT MY FINGER! GET IT OFFFFFFF!
You: OMG!! i told you flik it off! hurry.. i know ill kick it in its tiny nutsack!
You: Takethat!
Stranger: Haha! Thank you my sister/cousin! They shall cringe in fear and pain before us!
You: No thank you! and yes i hope its true.
Stranger: It is! See as they flee before our might! We have won, and shall now rejoice in the land of happiness!
Stranger: Thank you for joining me in the fight against hamster kind sister/cousin!
You: thank you for letting me in your magical quest :)
You: only promblem is now i have to tell my mom bob(evil hamster) is gone..humm??
Stranger: hmmmm… that is a conundrum… do you have as cat?
Stranger: a*
You: no but my neighbor is an old cat lady! perfect!!
Stranger: Tell your mom your neighbor always had a grudge against you, and sent one of her cats to capture and devoure Bob!
Stranger: It’s flawless!
You: yes yes yes its brilliant!
You: thts what i told her when i flushed my fish..
You: thats her cat, balls went to my room and ate poor dog(my fish)
Stranger: (lol at the irony) Pure genius! Perhaps next we should take down the evil cat lady and save the rest of small animalkind!
You: yes we should! lets do this!!
You: Wait no!! stop!!
Stranger: What? what is it?
You: SHe Makes us BOMB ASS Brownies :( she can go!!
You have disconnected.

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