1 fez, 3 galleons.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
You: Can I have a fez?
You: A purple fez with green velvet tassels
Stranger: Sure, want a bow-tie too?
You: Yeah, sure. Can I have a bow tie made of real zebra fur and a toenail from a 23 year old hermaphrodite?
Stranger: Sure thing, brotato chip.
You: How much does that come to?
You: I’m kind of on a budget
You: Under ten million, right?
Stranger: Six Galleons.
You: Oh… Is that a basilisk tooth? How much for that?
Stranger: Oh, well if you buy a Squirtle, you get it for free.
Stranger: Squirtles cost seven acorns.
You: Okay, I’ll take three squirrels, the fez, and the tie. That means I get three free basilisk teeth, right?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Paper or Plastic?
You: BOTH.
Stranger: Very well, here you are.
You: So… Do you sell toothpaste here?
You: Theese teeth have cavities.
Stranger: I sale Crest.
You: Oh, ew.
Stranger: The tubes are three years old though..
You: Never mind
You: Hmm…
You: I’m just going to browse the rest of the store
Stranger: Alright, just say if you need anything.
You: I WANT HERMIONIE GRANGER! and a rocketship.
Stranger: I love you.
You: I love you too.
Stranger: Because I only eat protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks.
You: Dumbledore! Why are you being such a lousy boyfrienn?
Stranger: Did you get my text?
You: So don’t you tell me to go, say I’m the one, d-d-d-do you think I’m dumb? Sorry, did I just stutter?
Stranger: AVPM and AVPS are quite possibly the funniest things I have ever seen.
You: And I’m happy as a squirrel, long as I’m with Mr. Quirrell!
You: Lol
You: Im actually listening to Stutter right now. I bought it ton itunes
Stranger: At the end of AVPS when they start singing the Hogwarts song, I almost cried.
You: Me too!
You: I’m Hannah.
Stranger: I’m Austin.
Stranger: Nice to meet you.
You: This is sooo going on omeglechats.com
Stranger: Haha

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  1. #1 by Hanna - September 16th, 2010 at 21:05


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  2. #2 by Mary - September 26th, 2010 at 13:45

    Whoa, did you not get the blatant Dr. Who references at the start??? FEZ + BOW TIE = ELEVENTH DOCTOR. The first line is a proper quote. Love Doctor Who.

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