1cm tall.

You: Rawr.
Stranger: What would you do if I was 1cm tall and in your hand?
You: I would put you in my pocket.
Stranger: Then what
You: Sell you, probably.
Stranger: I’d climb through a hole in your pocket to escape
You: I’d stand on you
Stranger: I’d climb up your legs to hide
You: I’d wait until you came out.
Stranger: I’d hide there for awhile
You: I’d find you and carry you to the nearest computer, so I could sell you on ebay.
Stranger: Id hide between your boxers and trousers so u can’t see me
You: Well I’m a girl so that’s kinda awkward…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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