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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello!
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: objective of chat?
You: What are you military or something!
Stranger: motive behind.. b frank
You: Ok, hi, i’m Frank
Stranger: pl b serious and say me..
You: Me
Stranger: lets talk adult..
You: Ok. Hello, im an adult, i can drive and drink beer.
Stranger: fucker?
You: Beg your pardon?
Stranger: k..

Stranger: SPARTAAAA!
You: this is madness!
Stranger: Madness?
Stranger: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA
Stranger: *kicks you in the pit of death*
You: *falls to death*
You have disconnected.

Youre now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello, pirate lord
Stranger: im the butt pirate
You: you know how i like it, your lordship
Stranger: i do? but ive only just met you
You: you sleep very soundly, your highness
Stranger: creepy
You: you really should control that sleepwalking of yours
Stranger: yeah, i tend to frequently masturbate while i do it
You: well, my butthole doesnt really count as masturbation
Stranger: and furiously i might add
Stranger: oh
You: and if it had happened to anyone but me, who very much enjoyed it, you might have been thrown off the ship
Stranger: but im the pirate lord
Stranger: doesnt that mean anything
You: i guess it does
You: youd have to beware of mutiny though, my lord
You: id be behind you every step of the way (if you know what i mean, your lordship)
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: abandon ship!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hiya
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u sound pretty enthusiatic urself
You: really? thats cool
Stranger: i know right?
Stranger: whatchya doin?
You: chatting with u nd browsing sum random sites
Stranger: ugh soo boring
Stranger: im eating my hand
Stranger: its delishhhh
Stranger: want some?
You: sure
Stranger: k no probs
Stranger: any special requests?
You: well id like it spicy
Stranger: like pinky or pointer finger?
Stranger: sure i can make that happen
You: very kind of you
Stranger: i accomodate people like that
You: thats nice
Stranger: its my way of doing business
Stranger: i can provide u with my toes if needed?
You: maybe next time im so full becouse i ate my head just a minute ago
Stranger: wow…thats very ambitious
You: ye
Stranger: ive never tried head
Stranger: is the cranium juicy?
You: that was actually quite hard
Stranger: shocker
You: not so juicy as you would expect
You: but delicious anyway
Stranger: good
Stranger: im glad to hear that
You: hope ur having nice time with ur hand
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: its yummy
You: true
Stranger: kk i have to go eat my knee now
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.