Archive for October, 2009

That Lying Whore…

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Stranger: 16/f/us looking to help a guy in any way ;)
You: Can you get me a sandwich?
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Ruminations on Canibalism

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Stranger: any babes?
You: only in my sandwitch
You: wait, did you say babies?
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Not a survey.

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Stranger: horny, male, 18, interested?
You: yup, im all of those
Stranger: hah xD
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You’ve got mail!

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Stranger: 17,male, hawaii
horny and looking for male
=]
You: You’ve got male! -Boop-
You: …jk, I’m quite ball-less
You: and penis-less
You: and I have boobs,
You: so I guess you DON’T got male. Sorry D:
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No Sammich For Thieves

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: im ben
You: I GOT YOUR NOSE!
Stranger: AH
You: I’m Vivi
Stranger: GIVE IT BACK
Stranger: m or f
You: F..
You: And…why should I? :P
Stranger: because
Stranger: i like
Stranger: smelling
You: Oooh.
You: So that B.O. is you??
You: jk.
You: you can have it back…
You: if you make me a SAMMICH.
Stranger:
Stranger: :(
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I was phone.

You: Wanna hear a scary story?
Stranger: sure thing
You: Alright, here goes.
You: So, you’re with your honey, and you\’re making out when the phone rings. You answer it, and a voice says, “Get away from my daughter!” You tell your girl, and she says, “My dad is dead!”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
Stranger: then who was phone? haaa is that the end of the scary story
You: Yes.
You: I was phone.
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MF Confusion

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Stranger: m/f?
You: Male/Female?
You: or Mother/Father?
You: Because really, they completely contradict each other.
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What a show off..

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Stranger is typing…
You: OH YEAH?
You: WELL I CAN TYPE TOO!
You: STOP SHOWING OFF DAMMIT!
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