Archive for December, 2009

Stranger and You

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
You: I am Stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes i know that
Stranger: i can read
You: ah, so we’ve met before
You: hello, You
Stranger: maybe
You: i’m sure i’ve met You before
Stranger: hello stranger
Stranger: why you always have red mark?
You: same as why You always have blue
Stranger: Because i am a guy
Stranger: that is why i am have a blue mark
You: then because i’m a Stranger
Stranger: Nice game…..
Stranger: Look like gods play….
You: This is not a game
Stranger: immortal gods
You: I have to talk to You everyday, every second
You: It’s a tough job being a Stranger
Stranger: because live forever sometime boring
Stranger: okay
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: i got simple boring question
Stranger: are you female? honestly answer me.
You: which would be?
You: aw no, You’ve asked me that many times already
You: I’m Stranger
You: I can be any gender
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: i just wanna to know that.
Stranger: Next question
You: which would be?
Stranger: What i can do that you are do not for me stranger for me anymore?
Stranger: *be
You: I have a question for you
You: where does “be” fit in?
Stranger: It is was a slip.
Stranger: i miss this word in my question
You: The answer is simple
You: Get off Omegle and get a life
You: then You will not find Strangers
You: and I will not be Stranger any more
You: :)
Stranger: For me real life like hell
Stranger: And where i am stay all around strange for me.
Stranger: I can not runaway from my cage.
You: I need to teach you English.
You: Let’s start from A for Apple
You: hang on
You: F is for Friends
You: Who do stuff together
You: U is for You and Me
You: N is for anywhere, anytime at all,
You: Down here in the Deep Blue Sea
You: or
You: F is for fire, burning down the city
You: U is for uranium
You: bombs
You: N is for No survivors
You: down in the deep blue sea
You: there
You: English 101
Stranger: Thanks a lot.
You: now let’s practice English with a song
Stranger: But words is nothing ,action is all.
You: lets sing the Campfire Song Song
You: lets gather around the campfire
You: and sing our campfire song
You: our C A M P F I R E S O N G song
You: and if you don’t think that we can sing it faster then you’re wrong
You: but it’ll help if you just sing a long
You: bum dum dum
You: C A M P F I R E S O N G song
You: you’ll remember how to spell campfire for the rest of your life with this song
You: I’m a great teacher
Stranger: Yes you are. That is why i say you : Thank you
Stranger: CAMPFIRESONG song
Stranger: Nice name for song
You: hey
You: dun diss spongebob
Stranger: Okay i got to go but i’ll try do not forget your lesson and your song. Thank you Stranger…
You: Oh man
You: I failed to teach you English..
You have disconnected.

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Que?!?!?

Youre now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: um…what do we say now, that’s all the site said to say
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Twins…?

Youre now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I’m male!.
You: sup male, thats my name too
You: are you my twin?!?
Stranger: yezzir
Stranger: BROTHER!
Stranger: I’ve missed you
You: i knew i had one
Stranger: fekk dude
You: too bad i killed that vile woman before she told me where you were
Stranger: Good
Stranger: she dumped me and left me for dead!
Stranger: that harlot
You: taht sucks
You: i wonder if anyone will find her body…:-\
Stranger: wanna go dig it up?
You: sure, you bring the shovel, ill bring the booze
Stranger: i don’t drink. so more for you
Stranger: wicked.
Stranger: I’ll put on my shoes and be on my way
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Game Shows

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m f
You: Mother or Father?
You: Male or Female
You: I don’t know
Stranger: male
Stranger: or ?
You: I guess i’ll go with q
You: as in QWERTY
You: Can i Buy a vowel
You: You’re a terrible game show host
You: You are the weakest link
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Dollhouse duo

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Did I fall asleep?
You: only for a little while.
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: YOU WIN
You: !!!!
Stranger: NOBODY
Stranger: HAS GOTTEN THAT.
You: I LOVE THAT SHOW!
Stranger: You, sir or madam….
Stranger: Are amazing.
You: :)
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New Site

Just a friendly random site-promotion:

A lot of people mis-email me. I got sick of it, so I started screwing with people.
Results are here: http://www.wrongaddy.com

Also, be sure to check out http://www.thingsjkeats.com where I… Eat… Stuff.

-JK

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Time’s Up

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: I took a quarter of it last year.
Stranger: sweet
You: Can you see my hands moving?
You: Because I am saying some vulgar stuff.
Stranger: yeah i can
You: You have super vision eh? Always knew someone was hiding it from the rest of us.
Stranger: i wasn’t suposed to tell you that!
Stranger: now the illuminati will come after me ..
You: And destroy you greater than ever before
You: I myself am a 33rd level freemason. It seems you chose the wrong person to tell.
Stranger: please oh grate man spear me
You: Spear you?
You: I have a bow and arrow. is that good enough?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: now i can fight them off
You: I am Legolas, there is no way your fighting these arrows off.
You: Do you have any last words?
Stranger: I wish i had aten some more pasta
You: Noodles up boy.
You have disconnected.

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Amusement.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: amuse me?
Stranger: this site is here to waste our time
You: awesome, go on.
Stranger: fuck u
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