Archive for January, 2010

Shouldnt you be in the kitchen?

You: I’m male.
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: I’m a girl
You: Shit?
Stranger: My name is brandii
You: A female on the internet?!?
Stranger: What?
You: Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen?

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If I was a fridge…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i call shotgun
You: Marnie?
Stranger: waffles? that yoiu
You: yes
You: oimg
You: fuck
Stranger: ive missed you
You: ive missed you more
You: too much
You: fucking hell why did you leave
Stranger: it hurts?
You: so much
Stranger: im sorry i told you my situation
You: almost as much as edward cullen hurts my eyes
Stranger: touche
Stranger: u must have reallllllllllly missed me
You: i reaaaaaaly did
You: did you get me any DVD’s by the way?
Stranger: you wanted fisting firemen 5 right?
You: yep and 6
Stranger: they didnt have 6
You: hey just a question…
You: If i was a fridge…
You: would you still open me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so quickly
You: so so quickly
You have disconnected.

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Wrong answer

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: one question
Stranger: go for it
You: ninjas or pirates
Stranger: pirates.
You: incorrect -_-
You have disconnected.

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Exciting much?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY THERE
You: HI THERE
Stranger: WHATS UP
You: NOT MUCH
You: YOU?
Stranger: SAME
Stranger: WHY ARE WE TALING LIKE THIS
You: I HAVE NO IDEA.
You: YOU STARTED FIRST
Stranger: ITS LIKE WERE SUPER EXCITED
You: I AM SUPER EXCITED.
You: I’M TALKING TO STRANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I guess that is pretty exciting…..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mechanics ;)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I’m very masculine-looking but I have a vagina. :/ Sorry for being so up front but I can never talk about it with anyone. :s
You: thats cool.
You: i have a mechanical penis. but nobody knows that either.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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The Google

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: do you use the google?
Stranger: you mean the google?
You: yes
You: the google
Stranger: sometimes when I’m hungry
You: oh
You: cool
You: well
You: im gonna go use the google
You: bye
You have disconnected.

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Finding Cyber

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Nemo?
Stranger: dory?
You: I’m looking for my son
You: his name is Nemo
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: yes, he went that.
You: Where?
Stranger: that way
You: Okay thanks
You:
You: wait!
You: wait!
Stranger: what!
Stranger: what!
You: wanna cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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A Step Too Far

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i like vagina
Stranger: me to
You: WIN!
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i like dick too
You have disconnected.

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