Archive for February, 2010

Short and Sweet

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: the best omegle chats are short and sweet, don’t you agree?
Stranger: yeah
You: me too
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Salvation

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 m
You: sup
Stranger: u?
You: pew
You: church pew
You: that’s where Jesus is
Stranger: ????
You: go there now
You: find your lord and savior there
Stranger: go to hell
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took it TOO far

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i dont want to talk to pervs or horny people i only want to talk to justin bieber fans :)
You: that is worse!
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Bartholemew!!!!!

You\’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello.
You: is this calvin
You: ????
Stranger: nope. it\’s bartholemew.
You: cool
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: :)
You: r u a sock?

Stranger: only on weekends.
You: lol
You: cool
Stranger: how\’d the rabbit go?
You: hoppity hop hop
You: then it died
Stranger: just as i suspected!
You: of sculinarycumosis
You: brb
Stranger: really? well, that\’s a little out of the range of the catometer.
Stranger: fonsworth?!
Stranger: FONSWORTH COME BACK!
Stranger: fooooooooooooooooonswooooooooooooorth!
You: hey
Stranger: i require my knittens!
You: you got those on sunday
Stranger: .. did i.. ooh.
You: dont be spoiled
Stranger: old age, and all that.
You: your only 4
You: dont make excuses
Stranger: and a half!
You: sorry sorry, and a hLF
You: half*
Stranger: and don\’t you forget it. you don\’t want me to call the leprechauns..
Stranger: you KNOW what happened last time..
You: i thought i told you never to speak of that again
Stranger: i would hate to see you so pink again..
Stranger: ..achem..
You: oh yes….
Stranger: oh, doodle!
Stranger: i dropped my spaghetti spoon!
You: oh no
Stranger: D:<
You: the knomes wont be happy
You: thats your fourth this week
Stranger: we made an agreement.
You: thats good for you
You: we wouldn\’t want another repeat of last year
Stranger: as long as the circle remains, the fiesta of the cosmos will remain lit.
You: oh thats good
You: what about the wandas too?
Stranger: yes, those poor mer-monks would have nothing to chant at, if the walls were to crumble
You: true true
Stranger: the wandas are irrelevant.
You: because they live on the other side of the rainbow, opposite of dorothy right?
Stranger: fonsworth.. dorothy died last spring..
Stranger: the plague got her.
Stranger: *starts to sob*
Stranger: *grabs a tissue*
Stranger: *eats it*
You: poor poor dorothy
Stranger: .. i love you fonsworth.
Stranger: *shoots himself in the head*
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Honesty is the best policy.

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Stranger: hello
You: howdy
Stranger: horny?
You: meh, got laid at lunch.
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Women.

You: HEY
You: IM A GIRL
You: LOL
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: IM USA
Stranger: IM CANADA
You: AND I WEAR 18 YEAR OLDS
Stranger: \’I AM
Stranger: 18
Stranger: :)
You: O THAT
You: RIGHT
Stranger: YES
Stranger: SO
Stranger: FUCKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: GET ON THE FLOOR
You: YES
You: BUT
Stranger: ILL TAKE YOU ON THE FLOOR
You: I GOTTA GO TO THE KITCHEN
Stranger: OK
Stranger: K
You: THATS WHERE WE WOMEN BELONG
Stranger: FUCK U THERE
You: BYE.
Stranger: BYE.
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hello random person i met

It’s a meta convo about a meta site that winds up on the originating site and back on the meta site, and then my head explodes… -JK

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Odds are that you are fucked in the head
You: you sir read the site with all the funny omegle chats on it
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so did u
You: yes i did =]
Stranger: wow this is an amazing coincidence
You: absolutely amazing
You: i am baffled
You: gob smacked even!
Stranger: this is amazing, qords cannot describe
Stranger: words8
You: i am going to pot our convo on there just for fun
You: put*
Stranger: epic
You: you should keep an eye out for it
Stranger: i will
You: i might
You: if i can be bothered
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: goodbye now

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Dead Baby Joke

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: usa?
You: USA USA USA
You: for life homie
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: f 18
Stranger: you?
You: haha 19 m
Stranger: nice
You: haha i got a funny joke
Stranger: go for it
You: Whats the difference between a trashcan full of dead babys and a corvette?
Stranger: idont know. what?
You: There isnt a corvette in my garage.
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