Archive for March, 2010

Losing Sucks

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Stranger: the game.
You: damn it
Stranger: :)
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Better Luck Next Time

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Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: horny guy?
You: no
You: you?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: maybe next time
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osama, obama, onama and omally

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BOO
You: What eve you do, DO NOT DISSCONNECT
Stranger: hurry hurry!!!
You: well you know the programme flash forward
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not at all
You: fuck
You: thats going to make it a million times harder to explain
Stranger: good
You: basicly
Stranger: try anyway
You: Osama has the bomb
You: like the fucking bomb
Stranger: yaaay
You: and Obama aint happy
Stranger: not suprised
You: so obamma wants to stop osama
Stranger: obviously
You: osama knows that if he sets it off obama will be pissed
Stranger: i see
You: so osama has got the algerians, a guy called omana
You: to develop this future flash forward machine, which will show everyone in the world what will happen this time in 6 months
You: so everyone will see the after math of the osama bomb
Stranger: ahh okayy
You: obama pissed
You: thats it happens
You: osama happy,
Stranger: yaaay
You: omana happy his thing worked
You: but he will back stabb osama
You: cause onama isn;t really a bad guy
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: but hes foriegn !!
You: but osama will see the back stabbing in the future thing
Stranger: ahhhh this is good
You: so the british MI5 have sent omally an irish double agent to prevent osama from seeing the future
Stranger: woow this is getting good
You: right,
You: omally doesnt know anything about this shit,
You: all he knows is he’s going to kill osama,
You: which wont work cause we all know about the metal skeleton osama has,
You: and he is indestructable to hits on the head which is how the brits operate
Stranger: woohoo
You: so he’ll just pass out
You: but miss his future flash
Stranger: oh thats good
You: so onama’s double cross will remain unnoticed
Stranger: hmm not goood
You: but obama will still see the futer with the bomb,
Stranger: yaaay
You: which is why we cant dissconnect
Stranger: oh no oh no
Stranger: not good not good
You: i know
You: because we have said bomb, osama, obama soo many times we’ll be on like red alert with the CIA
You: which means obama will see this
Stranger: i see. not good.
You: and if he is looking at omegle he will get a sore head and have a lie down
Stranger: good he needs one
You: (cause he suffers PC migranses no one knows this)
Stranger: :O
You: apart from my boss mr o manly
You: soo if we keep this up, obama looks
You: missed the flash forward
You: doesnt know about the bomb and doesnt waste his next 6 months trying to stop it
Stranger: no no no no tgood
You: casue omana will stop the bomb anyway
Stranger: of course
You: becsuse omally with knock out osama
You: so dont dissconnect
Stranger: wat about obama?!?!?
You: he’s reading the start of the conversatin now
Stranger: phew
Stranger: good
You: get a migrane in 2 mins
You: lie down
You: miss the flash forward
Stranger: thank goodness
You: iv just had a thought
Stranger: really!!
You: we should dissconnect
Stranger: :O
Stranger: but what will happen?!?!
You: i donno
You: but the world needs a bomb
You: the colcks need reset
You: the banks fall, no more debt, no more profit
Stranger: woohoo
You: no more loss
You: no more NFL
You: no more mcdonalds
Stranger: nooooooooooooo
You: soccer is much better anyway
Stranger: lies
Stranger: football all the way
You: the truth hurts
You: but anyway, we cant start the revolution now
Stranger: we so can
You: we can set the next 6 months in motion
You: till BOOOOOOM
Stranger: yay i like boom
You: i just hope your not in the east west central, or north of the states
Stranger: im sure not
You: its a big bomb
Stranger: im not in america (y)
You: good man
You: where are you
Stranger: uk (n)
Stranger: and youuu
You: thank fuck
You: 2 fellow brits will bring doen the USA
Stranger: we surre will :D
You: fuck them
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: specially obama
You: yeah
You: and omallyu
You: are you ready
You: 5
Stranger: 4
You: 3
Stranger: 2
You: 1
Stranger: woohoo
Stranger: go go go
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Extinction

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f??
You: yes
Stranger: from??
You: the future
Stranger: really??\
Stranger: name??
You: xfr432
Stranger: ok
You: Im 432 of the xfr series of female clones
Stranger: u are the stranger who really strange
Stranger: hahah
You: females got extinct 200 years ago
You: so they made us clones
You: it all started when people desperately started looking for chicks on omegle
Stranger: clones can have sex too right??
You: hear my warning!
You: we are made with no vaginas
Stranger: why??
You: to avoid it ever happening again
Stranger: what??
You: please, stop harassing women! search for other stuff to say to Stranger, hear me! avoid the dark future!
You: My time here is done
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Tweaks n’ such

So, you’ll notice a couple things have changed… That is, if you’ve ever been on the site before today.

1) I added a logo. Fancy, I know.

2) I tweaked the dB to show the “You”/”Stranger” text like omegle does so it’s all more-readable and such

3) I added an official Fan Page on Facebook, so if you’re into that whole social networking thing, you should… network… socially. Become a fan, tell your friends, there’s discussion boards and such on there as well.

4) I added a hall of fame. I need to go back through and pick out some of the best-of-the-best posts and add them still, but keep an eye on that.

5) Omegle added video chat at some point in the last couple weeks, surely to keep relevant in a world of Chatroulette. If you’re savvy enough to capture YouTube vids, feel free to submit them using the same-old form with the link to the YouTube vid, and I’ll embed it, or if you have screencaps, feel free to shoot them over to omeglechts@gmail.com.

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Spirt dwellers

You: so we meet again
Stranger: of course stranger
Stranger: haha
You: you’re not so strange
You: i’ve seen you before
Stranger: in your dreams obv lol
You: no, not in my dreams.
You: but in yours.
You: see i have this power to telelport my spiritual self to who ever dwels in my presence
Stranger: wait, where are you?
You: i’m there, i’m here.
You: i am, well.. on the toilet.
Stranger: how interesting, tell me is this toilet in your home?
You: no, it is in the go station where the antelope sing.
Stranger: thats way too random for my liking
You: that is just enough for my liking
You: if you’d like to see more, go to www.spiritdwellingmanifestationswithantelop.com

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Thirsty guy lookin for easy prey

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: how are you?
You: booored
You: you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: there’s a lot of perverts on tonight
You: like every other night
Stranger: i haven’t been on for a while so i didn’t notice
You: i hate those pervs!
You: all they do is sign on
Stranger: where are you from?
You: browse for sex and stuff
You: and harass innocent women
You: it sickens me!!!!
You: i just come on here to find my victims
Stranger: for what?
You: feeding time
You: i have a big family
You: and we are SUPER hungry
You: but we only like blood
You: everything else just tastes…. nasty
Stranger: i want a serious conversation so leave if all you’re going to do is act like a little bitch
You: ok im sorry serious conversation….
Stranger: yay
You: so…. know of any good blood banks around?
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Please, Leave my buttons!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Halt! Who goes there?
You: YOU
Stranger: REALLY?
You: Yup. Didnt you see?
Stranger: No, I didn’t.
Stranger: Damn.
Stranger: I caught myself offguard there.
You: Well, Next time be more aware, Mon. Im trusting you with my life
You: Jeysus ¬_¬
Stranger: Oh man, not another one…
Stranger: We don’t talk about the last guy who trusted me with his life.
Stranger: Suffice to say we figured out what that button did.
You: Oh, Sorry. I missed basic training
You: You mean this one?
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