Archive for May, 2010

ASL

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: assuming social logic?
Stranger: touche
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Fairytales On Omegle

You: Once
Stranger: upon a time….
You: there
Stranger: was a beautiful princess…..
You: but she was drastically impaired with…
Stranger: AIDS and a missing arm….
You: In an effort to remedy this limb omission…
Stranger: she went to go see a witch doctor…..
You: “Twinky, minsky, tiny toe!” Cried the witch doctor…
Stranger: a puff of smoke submerged the young princess, she looked into the mirror and gasped…..
You: it was certain, her left eyebrow had sudddenly become…
Stranger: a festering, disguisting, furry catipillar she looked further down and saw that not only had her missing arm returned but she grew another arm…..
You: And accompanying this superfluous arm came an excess of 3 fingers growing right from her…
Stranger: she asked the witch doctor ‘WHY, WHY WHY’ and the witch doctor said….
You: “Oh no, I must have… misspelled.. one of the words!” Before having a small giggle and disappearing into her sink.
Stranger: The beautiful princess began to hyperventilate, her immune system weakening with this shock….THE BITCH DIES

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I’m Blushing.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i wanna see your pussy everybody says its nice
You: oh really? how nice of them to say. i’m blushing.
Stranger: is your pussy blushing too
You: hold on, let me check.
You: no, she says get off of omegle and get a job.
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Citrus: The Choice for Assassins in Nevada

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You: Knock Knock!
Stranger: who’s there?
You: Orange!
Stranger: orange who?
You: Orange you glad you killed that guy in Reno?
You: =D
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I wanna be thevery best, like no one ever was!

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how areyou?
You: bleh. Just got kicked out by my parents.
Stranger: really!?
You: yeah. and get the reason.
You: to go catch
You: wild animals.
You: and all they gave me was this f*cking yellow mouse thing.
Stranger: thats so weird
You: yeah
Stranger: why would they do that?
You: uhg, so right now I’m in the hospital just chilling for a couple days
You: some fag with blue hair just said to me “Prepare for trouble.”
Stranger: lol
You: and now some lady next to him just told me to “Make it double.”
Stranger: how did you get in the hospital?
You: I don’t know, I found my way there with a bike.
You: only thing keeping me going is my drive
You: to be the very best
You: like no one ever was.
Stranger: lol
You: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!
Stranger: your not being serious are you?
You: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
You: Teach pokemon to understand the power that’s inside!
You: POKEMON
You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
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So I’m in the Millenium Falcon, right?

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Stranger: Hi there
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: around 30, male, just got back from blowing up the death star.
You: I mean really it wasn’t me, it was this kid luke but
You: It was just so awesome.
Stranger: FVCK YEAH, BUT YOU HELPED, RITE?
You: Right, with the fastest ship in the galaxy
You: the Millenium falcon, baby.
Stranger: Hell yeah. Anyone else you met on your marvelous travels?
You: oh yeah. Met this one chick, Leia. Totally hot. That luke kid thinks she’s hot too but what he doesn’t know yet
You: is that Leia is his sister.
Stranger: Yea, i’d tap dat
You: Yeah. She’s got this weird cinnabon style to her hair though.
You: I’m sure she’ll figure out that looks weird though.
Stranger: yea, at one point she gotta let those go
You: I think my wookie turns her on, too.
Stranger: You got a fvcking Wookie too? My god, those are some chick magnets, amirite?
You: srsly. It’s like a dog except it can kick ass.
Stranger: Fuck, i think i just met my soul mate, but less ghey
You: yeah.
You: Luke had this gay ass robot though.
You: he’s all gold and all -annoying-.
Stranger: Yeah, got a point there. R2 though, that’s a sexy thang
You: yeah
You: C3po’s always got his elbows out and he’s just like
You: “Oh dear, I guess I”m trying to take up all the space in this cockpit.”
Stranger: FVCKING 3po and your FVCKING BRITISH ASS
Stranger: But srsly, that R2
You: honestly. I don’t even know how he knows how to act british anyways.
You: we’re in space and britain is quote “in a galaxy far far away”
Stranger: Yeah, got a point. But ain’t british and gay the same thing nowadays?
You: That’s true.
Stranger: I mean like, them kids and their Justin Bieber.
You: srsly.
Stranger: all turning gay
You: and I mean, this luke kid thinks he can take on Darth Vader right now.
You: all by himself.
Stranger: NO SHIT? He’s confused or something. He knows very well that he stands no chance against Vader
You: Yeah, I don’t know, he’s going to the degobah system for some reason too. To some planet that’s pretty much -all swamp-.
You: not sure what he thinks he’ll find there.
You: besides -swamp-.
Stranger: Implying one ever finds anything in the swamps
You: honestly.
You: well I’m going to go hit on leia or something.
You: see ya later.
Stranger: Yeah, do that man. May the force be strong with you.
You: you to bro
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Pirates of the World Wide Web

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: avass matey
Stranger: what ?
You: didst ever dream of becoming a pirate, me hearty?
Stranger: no im a girl theres not much call 4 female pirates
You: HA! Such is the logic of a mere land-lubber. Pirates always need wenches to rape
Stranger: plus i dont like parrots
You: o, well….i guess that means you can’t be a pirate
Stranger: yep i guess so
You: but, of course, we can still rape you
Stranger: u could try
Stranger: but if u like being kicked in the balls u can try
You: ooo a fiery one… perchance we will call you ball-kick Betty
Stranger: lmao
You: or nut-shot nancy
You: scattered sac sally
You: tessa the testicle tosser
Stranger: or just emma
You: or emma the….girl who kicks you in the balls
You: AHAA! A pirate name!
Stranger: i would if i had too
You: well, you will
You: see you tomorrow
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Unicorns are sexy

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Stranger: hi
You: have you ever seen a picture of a unicorn?
Stranger: yes’
You: you know how sexy they are?
Stranger: no
You: well thats how sexy i am
Stranger: ok
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