Archive for September, 2010

State of Mind

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You: where you are from?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: us
You: which country?
Stranger: usa
You: i know
You: but which country in usa?
Stranger: usa is the countrry
You: usa is state
You: united state of america
You: which country u are from?
Stranger: usa
You: which country of the usa
Stranger: United states of america is the country because together all the states inside the country make a whole
Stranger: so the country is usa
You: u are confused
Stranger: no u are
You: nooo i learn in school
You: many countries in united state of america
Stranger: same here
Stranger: many states!!
You: nooo noo
You: you are so deluded
Stranger: ur retarted
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lady omegle

You: ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma want your bad romance
Stranger: I might be able to acquiesce to your request.
You: yay
Stranger: But…
Stranger: I need more details before committing.
Stranger: Do you want my loving?
Stranger: And my revenge?
Stranger: Because if so…
Stranger: I think you and me could probably see about writing some kind of bad romance.
You: i want your horror
You: cause you’re a criminal as long as your mine
Stranger: Oh baby… I want your love.
Stranger: love love love
You: you know that i want you
You: you know that i need you
Stranger: I want you bad.. your bad romance
You: i’m a free bitch baby
Stranger: That’s the best kind!
You: indeed
Stranger: Honestly though
Stranger: I don’t know how to follow that up.
Stranger: where do you go with a complete stranger when you’ve already sang lady gaga with them?
You: i really don’t know
Stranger: sh*t, well, nice talking to you, stranger.
You: same here
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Masticating

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hello
You: Hi..
Stranger: before we start to converse i have some questions you need to answer
You: I NEED to answer ?
You: Okay, and what are they ?
Stranger: Have you ever seen a pachyderm?
You: I have not .
Stranger: solve for “x”
You: o.O
Stranger: correct.
Stranger: do people treat you differently knowing you own a chainsaw?
You: Do you know what Masticating is ?
You: No, not really.
Stranger: incorrect.
Stranger: correct.
Stranger: True or false?
You: True ..
Stranger: Who is you favorite prehistoric cartoon character?
You: Seeing as there are only a few , Fred flinstone ..?
Stranger: Correct.
Stranger: What kind of butter is foun in sylvester stallone’s fridge?
You: “I can’t believe it’s not Butter ! X|” Butter .
Stranger: Who would win in a fight? Axl Rose or a white tailed deer?
You: A Fox .
Stranger: Very good
Stranger: what do you see in this inkblot?
You: A tree, a few raspberries, and a small Child.
You: And a squirrel .
Stranger: I spy something green and stringy. What is it?
You: Molded intestines.
Stranger: Paper or plastic?
You: Both.
Stranger: R.L. Stine bites a moose. Who catches diabetes?
You: The-rapist standing by .
Stranger: Respond to the following statement “I have a dixie cup up my but and it causes me great pain.”
You: There’s two T’s in the word Butt.
Stranger: Clever.
You: I suggest removing it .
Stranger: Where’s the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked?
You: In the field ..
You: Where else ?
Stranger: Have you ever been stopped for watching “flounder porn” while intoxicated?
You: Not yet .
You: Define Intoxicated ,,
Stranger: no time for that.
Stranger: if a monkey lands on mars at approximately 5 PM and I ride a yellow cyborg tortoise to the scene at 6 PM, how much acid did I take?
You: Where would you buy a Yellow Cyborg ?
Stranger: Very good.
Stranger: Deal or no deal?
You: Your deal.
Stranger: and finally: What was the first thing Hercules said when he got out of the time machine?
You: Where the hell am I ?
You: This isn’t the Gay bar..
Stranger: DING DING DING!
Stranger: YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!!
You: O.o
You: Flounder porn?
Stranger: No, even better!
You: Yellow Cyborg?
Stranger: You are now the 7th Fanta girl!
You: YESSSSSSSSSS.
Stranger: CONGRATS!!!
You: Wait, what colour am I ?
You: .. Green ? :D
Stranger: Close, vomit green!
You: Oh, my god . I have to call my Mother/
You: She’ll be so Pleased !
Stranger: she will! and once again thanks for playing!
You: I didn’t know I was playing ,
You: But, cool .
Stranger: haha thanks for responding to the questions
Stranger: most just disconnect lol
You: Oh
You: It was fun . Who knows what those bastards missed.
Stranger: haha yeah you made it funny for a change
You: Oh, xD
You: There’s a first.
Stranger: yup
You: So you agree .. ?
Stranger: agree to it being the first fun time ive done this? yes.
You: :D
You: Personally, I thought you were going to ask me if I was a rapist of something fun like that .
You: *Or
Stranger: haha i have different questions every time so i have asked that
You: Ah,
You: Only the newbies say yes.
Stranger: except for the yellow tortoise cyborg, i use that one all the time lol
You: Good.
You: I hate a turtle,
You: Well, not a tortoise..
You: Lol, *Have
Stranger: what kind?
You: Red eared Slider.
You: :D
You: His name’s Howard.
Stranger: ah thats cool
You: Haha,
Stranger: i love reptiles
You: Me too,
Stranger: i work at this reptile place and we have this super friendly king cobra that i play with lol
Stranger: he has no venom tho
You: That’s so Cool !
Stranger: yeah its sick
You: :]
Stranger: awesome place
You: :D
You: I wish we had something like that here .
You: I just got my little buddy from a Pet Store ..
You: Not much fun in that ..
You: Besides the Puppies . :D
Stranger: haha if he makes you happy it doesnt matter
Stranger: puppies are funny too lol
You: :D
You: I like how clumsy they are.
Stranger: we got a big bin of them in the store downstairs
You: Aww, ‘
Stranger: haha yeah always falling over each other
You: :D
You: Hmm,
Stranger: hmm
You: Lol ,
You: Do you perhaps have any more questions ?
Stranger: hmmm
You: Haha, if you don’t, that’s fine . It’s just Interesting.
Stranger: Does family dentistry mean the entire family joins in to clean up your choppers?
You: It should, xD Especially if you call them Choppers.
Stranger: If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would that be considered kitty litter?
You: No . It would only be considered “Kitty Litter” If you threw said Kitten into a Garbage bag.
Stranger: Do you like to drive your care between the lanes and pretend that you are pacman munching up the dots?
You: Yes, yes I do .
You: Although, my car is blue, and I feel like one of the Ghosts.
You: Eventhough I’d much rather be PacMan.
Stranger: Pacman always loses though
You: :O
Stranger: theres infinite levels, so you have to die sometime lol
You: I suppose.
Stranger: well, its been great but i gotta go practice some stuff or my guitar teachers gonna kill me haha
You: haha, alright.
You: Thanks !
You: And, good luck with the guitar, lessons.
Stranger: thanks for answering my questions haha
You: Or, something.
You: haha no problem.
You: Thanks for asking them . :D
Stranger: no problem dude haha
Stranger: they just pop in my head out of nowhere lol
You: Even better !
You: xD
You: Okay, so that you don’t get massacred by your teacher,
You: you should probably go .
You: But, It was fun talking at you .
Stranger: you too dude haha
You: :P
You: Except, I don’t have to worry about getting killed .
You: I do, but not like that . xD
You: Alright, Peace.
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Baby Poll

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Stranger: hey
You: hello do you like babies?
Stranger: y?
You: I’m taking a poll of baby-liking people
Stranger: ok…….. yes
You: what kind of babies do you like?
Stranger: could u elaborate tht?
You: male? female?
Stranger: both. but I’d prefer a girl
You: interesting….what color?
Stranger: well, I’m not racist. I think they’re all precious no matter what color
You: okay….how do you like them?
Stranger: elaborate
Stranger: could u elaborate
You: for example, i like mine well done with a little lemon zest and a side of mashed potatoes
Stranger: Ah. well personally I like them ALIVE u freak.
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Animal Balls

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Stranger: Heyy baby
You: MEOW.
Stranger: BARKK!
You: MEOW?
Stranger: BARK?
You: MRRROOW.
Stranger: GRRRRRR.
You: Meow.
Stranger: Bark
You: Have your balls dropped yet?
Stranger: No
You: |:(
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A hint of nostalgia.

You: I miss playing pogs.
Stranger: I miss playing Mortal Kombat.
You: I miss playing Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Sunset Riders.
You: I miss playing GoldenEye 007 on the N64.
Stranger: And I had Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Rollo To The Rescue.
You: I miss playing Rayman.
Stranger: I miss Playing Castle of Illusion.
You: I miss playing marbles.
Stranger: Ahhh, marbles…
Stranger: I miss bulding spaceships out of chairs with my brother.
You: And Golden Axe on Sega.
You: I miss moving all the furniture around with my four brothers and creating hideaways and roleplaying.
Stranger: I made corridors with my brother, and we would crawl around them and play You’re It.
You: I miss when one brother and I would play on the couch, pretending that I was falling off it into a sea of sharks and he’d pull me up to rescure me. He was Ryu and I was Kimberley.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: I miss Hey Arnold and The Magic Bus.
You: I miss Doug.
Stranger: Angry Beavers.
You: Cycling around the block on my bike and making friends with the neighbours.
Stranger: I did that too!
You: =)
You: Making mud pies with them on the sidewalk, and chalking things that our angry neighbour Sheila would complain about.
Stranger: Lol, I would go to my grandma’s sister’s place with my family, and we’d take stuff from her kitchen and mix them in a pot, in the tree house.
Stranger: My brother and I.
You: We’d wet an area of the back yard that was without grass and we’d slide across the mud and have mud fights.
You: Water fights! Water pistols, water balloons, straight up hosing each other down.
Stranger: Ahh, I know, we did that too!
Stranger: Now, I spend the whole day here.
Stranger: In my room with my best friend.
Stranger: The computer.
You: Sad times, my friend. The old days are long gone.
You: Kids won’t experience childhood the way we did.
Stranger: I know.
You: I know 5-8 year olds that play on the computer all the time.
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: And they have cellphones! Like, what the f?!
You: Atleast we got to experience all that we did. I only hope my children can experience the same.
Stranger: I know, me too.
You: You have made me all nostalgic now.
Stranger: You started it!
You: I did, didn’t I.

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Doc can’t save me on Omegle.

Stranger: I’m a medical student that will drive an Aston Martin when he’s a doctor:)
Stranger: you?
You: You arrogant bastard.
Stranger: Thanks, i’m proud of it.
Stranger: What about u?
Stranger: Next to that: i worked hard for it
You: Yeah, no doubt because you were pushed into it. You were pushed hard for it.
Stranger: No, it’s my dream to help people. In fact i don’t give a duck about the money. The specialisation i will choose doesn’t pay that well.
You: Now put all your success down to your own efforts and discredit your parents who instilled in you a driven, diligent nature and nurtured your creativity. Double bastard.
Stranger: Listen guy, i’m the one that helps you when you get a hearth attack. I’m the one that saves you from your car wreck when you had a severe road accident. I’m the one that risks his own life to save you. People die in my helicopter every day because help came too late. Do you think i give a damn about the money or being rich?
Stranger: I feel rich when my patients survive.
You: NO YOU LISTEN… I’m the one who–aah…wait…AAGH…AEDGSKLFHG…HEART–ATTACK–
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they just get dumber and dumber

Stranger: hi
You: if u looked out the window and saw me smashing ur car what would u do?>
Stranger: what
You: if you looked
You: out your window
You: and saw me
You: smashing
You: your car
You: what
You: would
You: you
You: do
You: ?
Stranger: oh
You: (god i hate it when i get the ones that cant read)
Stranger: hum…
You: its not farking rocket science its a simple question
Stranger: i dontknow
You: im smashing ur car windows and u dont know
You: wow ur not even worth messing with
You: bye bye
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