Archive for October, 2010

” ‘Your’ retarded, Robot”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: asl
You: 27/a/LA
You: boop-boop-beep
Stranger: cool
You: your input, biological unit?
Stranger: 21 f VA
Stranger: whats “a” anyways
You: a fembot?
You: a for android
You: your arch-nemesis, fembot
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: haha
You: in all of the robot-sex ways
You: shall we engage as humans do, and perform tiresome ersatz sexual intercourse?
You: or discuss the finer points of Asimov and Kapek?
Stranger: pick one
You: I will insert my output jack into your input port
You: while we discuss Father Asimov and Singh!
Stranger: has anyone ever told you that your retarded?
You: only other robots
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Prove it

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Horny male
You: im not even horny
You: how you gonna get me more wet?
Stranger: Prove your a female first.
You: Ok
You: so today i went shopping with my besties and we saw this realy hot guy and i was like OMG beth! hes so hot and she was like OMG ikr!
Stranger: No I mean like a pic chicka
You: and then we went to get out nails done and the nail lady was all like you guys need a ID
You: and beth was like wtf? ID, this is a nail salon and the nail lady was like this is a bar dumbass!
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Meat

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey 24 m turkey
You: Hey 21 f chicken

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Here Comes The Bride

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: marry me? :)
You: of course!
You: *wedding bells*
You: *honeymoon*
You: *kids*
You: *fighting*
You: *divorce*
You: *alimony*
You: *bankruptcy*
You: *suicide*
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the champions

Stranger: hi
You: i salute you!
Stranger: we are the champion my friend
You: indeed we are
Stranger: and well keep it on fighting till the end
You: we are the champions
Stranger: no time for loosers cuz we are the champions
Stranger: yeah
You: OF THE WOOOORLD
Stranger: so ur a dude or chick
You: dude
You: and im gonna get disconected
You: am i right?
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Therapist

You: tell me ur problems.. im here to listen.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: how do i know i can trust you with my problems?
You: who would i tell .. this is annonumus ;
Stranger: yeh but you might laugh at me, i dno
You: i wont
Stranger: ok
You: i promise
Stranger: well, i broke up with my boyfriend about 2 months ago and have been messing around with a girl, she wants to have sex but i am not sure if i want to or if i like girls
You: well… are u attracted to men?
Stranger: yes
You: are u attracted to any women?
Stranger: her
You: how old are you and how old is she?
Stranger: im nearly 19 and she is 19
You: okkk do u feel emotionaly ready?
Stranger: that’s what im not sure about, see i really like her but i don’t know if i swing that way or want to do it
Stranger: iv never had feelings for a girl before
You: are u a boy or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: ok
You: well how would u have sex with this girl?
Stranger: you want details?
You: yes.. it helps you express your emotions
Stranger: are you talking to me just to get turned on?
You: no
You: im just trying to help
You: im a straight girl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: oh right ok
Stranger: just there are a lot of weird guys on here
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i thought you might be one
You: so details?
You: for ur emotions
Stranger: well we’ve kissed a lot and we’ve been down to our underwear and been kissing a couple of times
Stranger: i guess i was hoping she could kinda show me the way because she’s done it with a girl before
You: ohhh, well coming from a 60 year old retired therepist…
You: GO FOR IT U SLUT! GET IN HER PANTS! WHOOT WHOOT
Stranger: i knew you were horrible
Stranger: get lost
Stranger: you pathetic
Stranger: asshole
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Who?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello friend
Stranger: satan
You: santa?
Stranger: SATAN
You: who?
Stranger: the DEVIL
You: who?
Stranger: you know
You: who?
Stranger: that guy with the horns?
Stranger: he killed jesus
You: ohhh, ohh okay
You: Bill O’Reilly
Stranger: HAHA
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free time

free time

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