Archive for October, 2010

hi. im a boy….

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and just whne u tihnk ur gonna hae a normal convorsation they disconect cuz ur the same gender

You: b4 u say anything
You: are you a going to randomly disconect
Stranger: no
You: b) going to ask asl even tho it dose not matter cuz well never c echouther
You: or c have a nice normal convorsation with me
Stranger: no
Stranger: i was just going to qualify my first answer by saying “unless you ask asl”
Stranger: c
You: that god
You: thank*
Stranger: i understood
Stranger: =)
Stranger: what would you like to talk about?
You: girst the one question that matters to avoid gender confusion
You: are u male or female
Stranger: if not it doesnt matter
Stranger: male, and you?
Stranger: if you dont mind me asking
You: male
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I guess me

You: Hi sir
Stranger: hi
You: may i help you
Stranger: asl
Stranger: m/f?
You: asl is the most killer convo killer
You: u know what else kills convos
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Hippos Unite

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: im fat
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: me too
Stranger: im a hippo
You: OMG
You: ME TOO
Stranger: !!!! we must be soul mates
You: IKR
You: i am so happy
Stranger: lets hang out and go fly kites together!!
You: ew
You: no
Stranger: and eat flamingos afterwards?
You: lets fly TWO KITES TOGETHER !
You: and like tie them to our fat folds
Stranger: of course :D
Stranger: time to eat my pet cow. talk later!!

You: okayyy !
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Im a Hooker.

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Stranger: hi
You: Im a hooker
Stranger: any nude pics
You: no i sell hooks to fishermen
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Best set up ever.

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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: I miss you.
Stranger: aww really thats nice
You: How long has it been?
Stranger: too long tooooo long
You: twss
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By reading this you all lost the game!

You: psst
Stranger: hey!
You: wanna know a secret
Stranger: yes, i LOVE secrets
Stranger: it better be a good one
You: the game
Stranger: …yes?
Stranger: shit i just lost
You: HA!
Stranger: thats so mean of you
Stranger: i’m deeply hurt
You: now spread the word my minion
Stranger: no no
Stranger: i am not that evil of a person
You: the game
You: ha!
You: wait
You: by saying the game
You: i just lost the game!
Stranger: true
You: fark beaten at my own game
You: ….
You: fuc—-
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don’t **** with voldemort.

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Stranger: I’M A DEMENTOR!!!
You: well i’m voldemort
You: bow down, bitch.
Stranger: Best response ever.
Stranger: Thanks for that.
You: lmao!
Stranger: Heck.
Stranger: I’ve always wanted to be a dementor.
You: i always wanted to kill that bastard potter, haven’t gotten round to it yet though.
You: atleast you have aspirations.
Stranger: yeah. He’s not really popular in the Dementor community either.
You: slimey little f’er he is!
Stranger: Haha. I just imagined an actual dementor community.
Stranger: With like, a 50′s family in demenotr capes.
You: you should hear what we say about him in the death eater changing rooms!
You: how he’d blush
Stranger: Is it awkward in death eater changing rooms?
You: nah, we’re close.
You: had a few bonding sesh’s with ‘em over some butter beer and we’re set for lifee
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