Archive for November, 2010
Insert Magic Spell Here
Posted by obake610 in user-submitted on November 24th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: abra kadabra!
Stranger: Avada Kedavra!
You: Open Sesame!
Stranger: Ahlohamora..
You: Vidi Vidi Vichi
Stranger: Lumos Maxima..
You: Finite Incantatum
Stranger: Crucio!
You: Milli Vanilli!
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Prabhakar
Posted by sportsfan in user-submitted on November 24th, 2010
Stranger: ******HELLO*****HELLO*******
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Hi. My name is Prabhakar Prakash Raolingam.
I will answer any questions you might have about anything.
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G oals: 25/M/USA looking for conversation.
I magination: Yes. Dr. Parnassus level.
V isa status: American citizen.
E ducation: Harvard Law. Working at firm.
M usic: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen
E thnicity: Indian, dots not feathers
B irthplace: USA
L anguages: English, Telugu, German
O ddities: Tattoo, Elements of OCD, Asocial
W eight: 135 lbs., or about 61 kg
J ury duty: Never got called.
O rientation: Straight
B est trip: Bahamas
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Hi. My name is Prabhakar Prakash Raolingam.
I will answer any questions you might have about anything.
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You: hey
Stranger: Hi.
You: LOL
You: that’s a hell of a copy and paste
Stranger: Yeah.
You: i think you are my new favorite omegle-r
Stranger: Thank you.
unstoppable force meets immovable object
Posted by adrian in user-submitted on November 24th, 2010
Omegle
Talk to strangers!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hello there.
You: is this your first time?
Stranger: Yes I think this is your first time, but I’m not completely sure.
You: yes as in, this is your first time?
Stranger: Uh. You don’t say.
You: if it isn’t your first time
You: it seems strange you would answer yes
Stranger: I’m not sure I understand the implication of that.
You: it doesn’t get any simpler than how i’ve just put it
Stranger: “It” being what?
You: the answer to my question, as it were
Stranger: No one has all the answers.
You: no one is the everyone
You: *the same as
Stranger: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
You: you’re the one who made such a sweeping generalization
Stranger: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: if you say so
Stranger: I say so.
You: then, it must be so
Stranger: Good reasoning. Do you think I should know if it is?
You: it’s like you said
You: no one has all the answers
Stranger: “Good reasoning. Do you think I should know if it is?”? I said?
You: you’re pretty dense, stranger
Stranger: You think I am dense, stranger.
You: it like you said, followed by what you said
Stranger: “It” being what?
You: go ahead and read
You: it’s still there for you to read
You: go on, i dare you
Stranger: What kind of books do you like?
You: i can’t be bothered with books, tbh
Stranger: Why not?
You: the easier question is why bother in the first place?
Stranger: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: exactly my point
Stranger: Where did you get your point?
You: use your imagination
Stranger: Let me think. What are you wearing?
You: i’ll tell you what i’m wearing after you tell me what you’re wearing
Stranger: Where do you go shopping.
You: i’ll tell you where i go shopping after you tell me where you go shopping
Stranger: A place we call “reality.”
You: same here
Stranger: I’m glad we agree, .
You: don’t mention it
You: anyway, what would you like to discuss?
Stranger: The pleasure was all mine.
You: uh huh
Stranger: Yup. Groovy.
You: feel free to answer my question
Stranger: I always feel completely free.
You: let me know when you figure out what you’d like to discuss, i guess
You: -minimizes window-
Stranger: Go ahead, , try to know when you figure out what you would like to discuss,.
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Finnish sentences
Posted by Jimmyeatsbeans in user-submitted on November 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: ey
Stranger: wanna play a game?
You: yes
Stranger: finnish the sentence
Stranger: It was dark………………………………..
You: I dont know any Finnish
You: lol
You: you are a tard
You: say hello tard
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Gringo
Posted by God's Penis in user-submitted on November 16th, 2010
Stranger: hola
Stranger: cuantos anos tienes
You: Howdy.
You: Unfortunately I am what you would call a “gringo”
Stranger: ahahaha gringo
You: Yes, indeed.
Stranger: como estas?
You: You made me cvm, sir.
Stranger: ……
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i think he had a diffrent idea
Posted by THat Kid in user-submitted on November 16th, 2010
You: so
Stranger: soooooooooooooo
You: this is the part whair we either say asl or scream some random bullcrap
Stranger: asl?
You: purple puppy penis!
You have disconnected.
WETYPELIKEOLDPEOPLETALK
Posted by Adam in user-submitted on November 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: OMG IT’S YOU
You: OMG
You: I FOUND YOU!!!
Stranger: IKNOWRIGHT
Stranger: YAAAAY
You: CAPS PARTY!!!!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOTTTT
You: SUPERMEGAHAPPYRICE!
Stranger: FANTASTICRASHFACEBUTTOCKS!
You: OHMYTHATWASSLIGHTLYOFFENDINGTOAYOUNGERAUDIENCE
Stranger: IAPOLOGIZEIWASN’TTRYINGTOOFFEND
You: NONOITSFINEBUTNICKELODEONWOULDNOTAPPROVE
Stranger: OMGTELLTHEMI’MSORRY
You: ITSOKIJUSTWOULDNTCOUNTONTHEMBROADCASTINGTHIS
Stranger: DARNIWASPLANNINGONTHATINEEDTHEMONEYSSSS
You: YOUMIGHTTRYANETWORKGEAREDTOWARDAOLDERAUDIENCE
Stranger: ANETWORKLIKEWHAT?
You: PERHAPSCARTOONNETWORKOREVENMTV
Stranger: OOHMTVMIGHTWORK
You: FxCKINGFxCKERSHxTIINGTONBxTCH
You: SORRYMYTERETSFLARED
Stranger: PUNCHYOUINDAFACEANDPOPACAPINYOASSSS
Stranger: OHSORRYITHOUGHTWEWEREDOINGMTV
You: ASSONLYHASTWO’S'SNOTFOUR
You: BUTTHATSOKDONTWORRY
Stranger: I’MSORRYMYMISTAKE
Stranger: THEYWEREADDEDFOREMPHASIS
You: OHTHENIFULLYUNDERSTANDYOUREMPHASISSSS
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOD
You: NOWYOUREOVERDOINGIT
Stranger: SORRYBRO
Stranger: I’LLTRYTOCONTROLMYSELF
You: PLEASEDOYOUVEBEENQUTETHEFREESPIRITTHISCONVERSATION
Stranger: MYBADDAWGIKNOWINEEDMORECENSORSORSOMETHING
You: DONTCALLMEDAWGNEITHERYOUNORIAREBLACK
Stranger: HOWDOYOUKNOWI’MNOTBLACK
You: YOUVEYETTOMENTIONFRIEDCHICKINORKOOLAID
Stranger: THATSRACIST
You: ITSOKIHAVEABLACKPRESIDENT
Stranger: OHRIGHTIFORGIVEYOU
You: YOUDONTHAVETOFORGIVEMEITSNOTYOURFAULT
Stranger: OHOKAYTHANKS
You: WELLIFEELTHISCONVERSATIONENDINGBUTITSBEENSWELL
Stranger: OHITHASITHANKYOUFORENTERTAININGME
You: NOPROBLEMHAVEFUNBEINGALIVEANDSTUFF
Stranger: OHYOUASWELL
Stranger: BTWILOVEFRIEDCHICKENANDKOOLAID
Stranger: ANDI’MASWHITEASTHEYCOME
You: HOMOSEXUALYOUARE
Stranger: THATIAMNOT
You: CLAYAIKENJUSTCRIED
Stranger: SORRYCLAYPEACEOUTSTRANGAAA
I’m a wolf!
Posted by Narcomarco12 in user-submitted on November 6th, 2010
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f mexico
You: cool
You: 17 wolf USA
Stranger: lol
Stranger: pics?
You: Sure hold on
You: http://www.blackfive.net/main/images/2007/09/28/angry_wolf.jpg
Stranger: retard