Archive for December, 2010

Not every encounter on omegle

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Do you have skype and want to watch my dick cum?
You: yes, thought no one would ever ask me that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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the congo man “i will fuck u”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: frm where u r
You: the congo
Stranger: and u r asl
You: i am afrikaan 18 years of hard rock bod
Stranger: male here frm india 19yr old
You: can you handle me
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i will
You: good
Stranger: thanx
You: how will you handle my cock
You: it is long and hard..
You: like an anaconda snake
Stranger: k
Stranger: ok
You: i was born with 2 of them
You: one for each of your arm
Stranger: u r als
Stranger: asl
You: one for each of your ear hole
Stranger: amle or female
You: double penetrate your ass
You: one for both your nose hole
You: one for each your eyesocket
You: i will skullfuck you
Stranger: wat r u typing
Stranger: wat
Stranger: i will fuck u
Stranger: ok
You: lmao
You have disconnected

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Omegle India

omegle india

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Enemies at WAR

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i’m the herald of death
You: I’m the herald of life
You: The Battle Begins!
Stranger: omg we are enemies
Stranger: enemy*
Stranger: ok
You: Are you a male? Or a female?
Stranger: MALE
You: I am FEMALE.
Stranger: NO UR HERALD OF LIFE
You: I kick you in the nuts, you die, life wins!
You: YAY!
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO TALK WITH YOU

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Speechless

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: show tits?
You: ( . Y . )
You: hahahahahha..
You: satisfied?
You: guess not :(
You: what the hell are you typing so long?
You: well this is lame.
You: im just having a convo with myself.
You: sweet, i guess.
You: so whats up?
You: oh nothing really.. you?
You: just soo bored
You: oh i know. I think you must have great tits
You: oh why’s that?
You: cuz he is not answering, probably so speechless.
You: ……you are a horrible conversationalist
You: literally.
You: even the disabled guy i talked to was better than yu
You: well have fun getting off on omegle.
You have disconnected.

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Utah Marriage Laws

Stranger: m/20/us anyone into incest?
You:
You: Utah?
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Butt-Rape.Picard face palm.Flawless Victory.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello you whore.
Stranger: I will butt rape you.
Stranger: NOW.
You: Hey master.
Stranger: OHMYGOSH
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: YOU AGAIN
You: Yes.
Stranger: GAAAAAH
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Hardest Quiz on Omegle

Stranger: hello
You: Do you think i am
You: a) a guy
You: or b) a girl
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i’m gonna say a dude
You: WRONG
You: better luck next time
Stranger: aw
Stranger: ask me again
Stranger: i’ll get it right this time!
You: okay! *says question again*
Stranger: you’re a dude
Stranger: oh fuck
You: And you’re a tard!
Stranger: forgive me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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