Archive for January, 2011

Orange.

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Stranger: Hello.
You: whats your favourite colour
Stranger: Orange.
You: i said colour not fruit
Stranger: That is my favourite color.
You: what is
Stranger: Orange.
You: stop talking about fruit
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Love Me Long Time

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You: hii
Stranger: HAIS
Stranger: L,
You: mi name lee chong
You: you name is Stranger:
Stranger: I AM CKIGHF GBFD
You: i am from australia
Stranger: CHINA
You: you are gay long time!
Stranger: AR U GANDSUJU
You: penis monkey refrigerator
Stranger: R U TRANNS
You: i am Lee Chong
You: of the Anus family
Stranger: I AM CHINI CHONG
You: You are Stranger of the : family
Stranger: THE BROTHER OF KING KONG
You: as you americans say FACK you
Stranger: SALA BOKA CHUDA
You: i joke long time
You: i am Jet Lee
Stranger: HJOKER?
You: Husband of Jackie Chan
You: please call police he beat me
Stranger: IAR U GAY
You: PLEASE HES RAPING MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HELLPPP
You: IT HURTS
Stranger: SO COME TO MY ROOM I WL HELP U
Stranger: GIVE YOUR PHN NO.
You: he scream ” Me so horny for you long time”
You: Help me you d-bag
Stranger: BOKACHODQQ
You: omg he tiny peepee hurt me!!!
Stranger: GANDU
You: does that mean your a girl??
Stranger: YEA
You: WHY YOU NO HELP ME YOU STUPID GIRL?!?!?
Stranger: JIGFASD256GSRE
You: WORD ASSOCIATION!
You: cat
You: CAT
Stranger: YAEAH…. MANDU
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IM A MAN

You: hi
You: my name is
Stranger: hi
You: rufus
Stranger: asl
You: oh my god what do i tell this pervert
You: i know i’ll tell him im a girl
You: 17 f CA
You: hbu?
Stranger: m20
Stranger: wanna have secks
You: oh my god i wonder if this guy knows im not relaly a girl i mean my name is rufus what kind of girl is named that
You: oh yeah sure
You: i live on
You: 1689 tupolo drive
You: san jose
You: ca
You: hbu?
You: my number is
You: 408-580-####
Stranger: thanks
You: im pretty cute
Stranger: how is your pussy
You: oh my god what is this guys problem i have a beard for gods sake
You: oh she’s pretty cute she’s catching a mouse right now
Stranger: hav u don sex
You: oh my god im a hairy man for god’s sake
You: yeah you want some?
Stranger: your pussy will be loose
You: yeah i dont keep her on a leash
You: she runs around the house you know
You: just like my refrigerator
You: and my nose
You: damn
You: my nose is running again
Stranger: damn
You: i know right
You: I KEEP MY VALUABLES UP THERE
You: CATCH THAT NOSE

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FORD T rim jobs

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You: do you like clam chowda?
Stranger: yeah i also like to stick my tongue in old men’s behinds.
You: mmm………
You: i love rim jobs on good old ford T models…
Stranger: how curious. tell me more.
You: well you see young chap, when i was little
You: i was one of many to see the first ever car created
Stranger: WHAT YEAR WAS THIS CAR CREATED OLD MAN >:O
You: the FORD T model in 1908
You: the rims were soo beautiful and eye gouging
You: henry ford was a very masculin man
You: he was gay of course
You: one day i just had to meet him
You: so i snuck into his office one day, so i can be appart of him
You: and what did he do?
You: took off his pants
You: and explained to me what a rim job was
You: and how to start his engine
Stranger: XD
You: if you know what i mean
You: years have passed, he then died in 1947
Stranger: i approve of your trolling, continue.
You: trolling? young lad i be no trolling
You: in 1947 he wrote a will
You: before he died, he put me in it to be a slave to the ford family till death comes for me
You: i AGREED TO THIS
You: he had many children, and brothers and sisters too of course,
Stranger: sex slave?
You: so in todays terms, i was a walking private booty call
Stranger: do they still require your.. ahem.. services?
You: no, they did not strap me in a black leather suite with a choke ball, i’m not into that pulp fiction stuff
Stranger: oic
You: oh yes, henries brother is still alive
Stranger: no ball and chain in the dungeon?
You: he’s soon to be 120
You: no
You: but not many people know of his existence
Stranger: that’s boring =(
You: instead what i like to be done to me
You: i love taking a bath diesel fuel
You: because you need no spark plugs in a car for it to combust
You: just under pure pressure it works
You: so henries uncle’s servers bath me in that
You: and light me on fire
Stranger: it’s good for the skin, i hear
You: and i scream his name with glory
Stranger: gets all the germs out
You: HENRY! HEEEENRRYYYYYYYYYYY
You: i survived all 15 pyro’s
You: tomorrow his daughter asks for me
Stranger: but there was just something exciting about it though… ?
You: to be burnt?
Stranger: yes
You: oh yes, i am pleasing the family tree
You: and for my own personal pleasure
You: I sometimes like to get whipped with engine belts
You: or stick my finger in a cars serpentine while it’s running
Stranger: XD
Stranger: good/b/ye
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hot action in the gift wrap aisle

You: pff, do people really ask you things when you say “ask a gay guy anything”?
Stranger: believe it or not the most asked questions is “are u gay?”
Stranger: ..
You:
You: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WASTE OF A QUESTION.
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: haha
You: You should have been like
You: “no”
You: “why would you think that.”
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: lmaoo i should
Stranger: then they usually ask do you give or recieve haha
You: as in gifts amirite
You: you give birthday gifts
Stranger: oh yeah
You: with return reciepts
You: you wrap em real nice
Stranger: lmfaoo oh yes
You: with a nice bow and a card with money in it OH YEAHHHH
Stranger: all the boys want ;D
You: oh yeah totally
You: but they can only look
You: no touching until christmas.
Stranger: hahahaa oh youre killing me
You: ikr
You: only I don’t know how they’d return them
You: regifting. oh lord.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: well i have to do the laundry :(
You: aww man.
Stranger: farewellll
You: well, nice talkin’.
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well you’re insecure

Stranger: hey
You: heey there
Stranger: asl
You: 16 f canada. you
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: niice
Stranger: what would u like to talk about
You: um, EVER
You: YTHING
You: you start
Stranger: wanna cyber
You: sure!
Stranger: pulls off shirt
You: yum, slowly take off my shirt and lacy bra
Stranger: ohh baby
Stranger: pull off shorts and boxers
You: hahha, make it dance. EW is that it , are you joking me? I CANT EVEN SEE IT!
Stranger: are tnose ur boobs they look like pieces of peperoni
Stranger: and there soggy
You: someones insecure.
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Rich Roof

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: wat up?
You: A white ceiling, yourself?
Stranger: bright screen
You: You have a screen on the roof?
Stranger: if I didn id be rich
Stranger: *did
You: So you don’t and you lied?
Stranger: well depends on how you look at it
You: I’m hurt
Stranger: Im sorry
Stranger: *hugs*
You: I dont think we should be together anymore
Stranger: better?
Stranger: why
Stranger: but I love you
You: I can’t trust you
Stranger: and what about the non living kids?
Stranger: Ill change my ways!
Stranger: I promise
You: I’d rather masturbate to the thought of puppies drowning
Stranger: please
You: No
Stranger: ill do anything
Stranger: you ask
Stranger: I mean anything
Stranger: :(
You: Would you chop off you genitalia, eat it, excrement it then eat it again?
You: *your
You: No? thought not

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Lufe My Son

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Stranger: looking for a woman to cyber
You: well
You: i am a woman
You: bt cyber as in how
Stranger: cybersex
You: yeah i know that
You: bt i dnt have cams or stuff
You: is it ok
You: just words
Stranger: yes we can text
Stranger: age
You: lol
You: btw wats ur name
Stranger: lufe
You: WHAT THE HECK!
You: LUFE
You: my son

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