Archive for January, 2011

I Think You Meant

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: I think you meant: Age, sex, and location.
Stranger: yep
You: I think you meant: Yes.
You: Age: 20
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: n
You: Sex: Female
You: Location: USA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
You: I think you meant: Okay
You: I think you meant: Cool.
Stranger: you have fb
You: What is your A.S.L.?
Stranger: male
Stranger: 20
Stranger: mumbai
You: I think you meant: Mumbai and I also think you meant: Do you have a Facebook(TM)?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you have
Stranger: facebook?
You: I think you meant: Yeah, do you have a Facebook(TM)?
Stranger: ok
You: I think you meant: Okay.
Stranger: ur id
Stranger: can u add me up there
You: Oh my gosh, I think you have something wrong with your brain.
You: You are freaking terrible at spelling simple words.
Stranger: u are fuckin boring
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Carrots reaching out

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: male or female
You: Type stranger type!
You: Vegetable
Stranger: ?
You: I’m a carrot
Stranger: male or female
You: we have no gender
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im serious
You: we accept all as equals
You: in our orangeness!
You: what makes you think i’m not!
You: I am the first of our kind to reach out to humans
Stranger: becuz carrots dont have arms
Stranger: wow male or female
You: We have malleable roots
You: you should be honored

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Lean on me?

Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: are you feeling down?
Stranger: nope :) are you?
You: yep
You: and i need somebody to lean on
Stranger: ohh :( so tell me… what’s wrong?
You: darn
You: i was trying to lead this up to a song
You: grrr…
You: mission fail
Stranger: haa :D
Stranger: Sorry :D
You: oh well

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Your turn!

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You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: Your turn to reply.
Stranger: I suppose it is.
You: Your turn again.
Stranger: Not anymore.
You: Is again.
Stranger: I don’t want it to be my turn.
You: It’s your turn now.
Stranger: Why are you doing this to me?
You: Because that
You: is how
You: it works.
Stranger: I see…
You: Your turn times 3! MUWAHAHA
Stranger: Aright
Stranger: Well, guess what.
Stranger: I hate you.
You: My turn to hate you! :D
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I found you!

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You: Sam?
Stranger: sara?
You: SAM!!!
Stranger: SARA!!!
You: Oh my god!
Stranger: i’m looking for u for the whole day
You: I’m looking for you for centuries
You: I even came back from the dead
You: just for you
You: sam please dont leave me again
Stranger: i cant believe it
You: me neither
Stranger: i find u
You: no, i found you
Stranger: i dont know wht to say now
You: you ran away, you coward
Stranger: yes,u found me
You: i was pregnant, with your son. why did you run?
Stranger: sorry,i’ll gave the 5dollar i owned u someday
You: Now you must pay child support
Stranger: dont name him sam
You: HAHA
You: You’re screwed!
Stranger: u too
You: Lets have sex again
Stranger: sorry,another girl is waiting for me in the bed.
You: so that our son has a sibling to play with
Stranger: she is too hot
You: what do you say?
Stranger: gotta go
You: who is SHE!!!

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As the Omegle turns

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Stranger: bob how could you run away from the church on our wedding day you jerk i was so sure you wer the right man for me
Stranger: :’(
You: sorry, martha! I found another!!! I can’t enter a love-less marrige!
You: It wouldn’t be fair to either of us
Stranger: but darlingi LOVE YOU WE HAD……….
Stranger: yes
Stranger: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Stranger: AND FOUR CHILDREN
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU DO IT TO THEM THEY LOVED YOU!!!
You: YES! BUT!!
Stranger: *youu dearly
You: I’m not their real father!
You: And you KNOW IT!
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Stranger: (gasp)
You: Don’t lie, martha!
You: I know about you and Steve!

You: And now you know about me…and…your brother!!!
Stranger: but there wer two men at the time….. h.. how
Stranger: IM SORRY
You: You should be!
You: But its over now!
You: I love your brother
Stranger: but you and MY brother???
You: Ferando is good to me!
You: Yes…its true.
Stranger: YOU SAME-SEX-SICKO
Stranger: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: SICKO!!! MARTHA! He’s your brother…and I have another confession to make…
You: ….I’m…your….long-lost TWIN!!!
Stranger: wow your the best conversation ever!!! anyway……… MY TWIN????????
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
You: hahah thank you!
Stranger: WORST DAY EVER
You: BUT YES!!!

You: YOUR TWIN!!!!
You: I didn’t know it either…but now you know…and ferando isn’t your real brother….He’s our cousin!!!
Stranger: IVE BEEN LOKING FOR YOU FOR YEARS AND YOU HELPED ME LOOK FOR….WELL…..YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR
Stranger: YOU MAKE ME ANGRY BOB
You: WHY?!?! MARTHA!! I told you the truth!!
Stranger: IF THATS YOUR REAL NAME HMMMMMM?????
You: NO!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
Stranger: SO MANY LIES soo m..a.ny
Stranger: YES BILLY-BOB I NOW ITS YOU!!!!
You: I know…I’m so sorry. You are too smart for me….
Stranger: ahhhh darling
You: NO! You can’t suck me back into your love trap! I shan’t fall for your sexy ways!!!
You: OH MARTHA!!! WHY MUST I LOVE TWO PEOPLE?!?!
Stranger: BUT YOU WERE SO ROUGH JUST HOW I LIKE IT BO….. I MEAN BILLY BOB
You: Oh yes…I know! IT was my angst coming out! OH MARTHA! I CAN’T LIE!!! ANYMORE!!!!!!!
Stranger: well its quite simple you work out a planner and yo…. NONONONONON STOP IT!!!!!
You: OH MARTHA!! you know just were to get me!!
Stranger: i long for you billy-bob
You: You’re the sexiest thing in the world…I just can’t help myself…
You: I LOVE YOU MARTHA!
You: LET ME COME BACK!!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO BILLY-BOB
You: Oh martha!!!
Stranger: (thrust arms round you)
You: (Hugs you tightly)
Stranger: oooooh billy-bob bad boy!!! :0
Stranger: rrrrr
You: oooohhh martha the martin!!
You: grrr! roaw! you sexy kitten you!
Stranger: i missed your sexy roars your so good at them…..
You: Oh martha! I know! I know i’m good at everything!!
Stranger: oh STOP it bad billy boy…… oooh yeah
You: Oh ho ho!! Martha! Roaw, roaw!! grrrrr!!
Stranger: (in cartoon style) lets take it to the bedroom ……. billy
Stranger: rrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: !!!
You: ohhh Martha I agree!! Oh ho ho! (wiggles eyebrows)
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Romeo Kills Juliet

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: down on the ground, before i shoot you!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: AHHH
You: *pulls out 12 gauge sawn off shotgun
Stranger: if you take the “ing shoot” out i wouldnt mind
Stranger: HAHAH that was funny in a horribley cheesy kinda way
Stranger: sorry
You: I laughed
Stranger: DONT SHOOT
You: so
You: yeah
You: it was funny
Stranger: haha thanks
You: *points fun up in the air shoots once, pumps shootgun
You: *gun
Stranger: *on the ground not knowing what to do
You: so, do i call you romeo, or juliet?
Stranger: juloet
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ok :P
Stranger: just kiding
Stranger: i cant type
Stranger: i meant juliet
You: lmao
You: no problem
Stranger: sorry
You: romeo, for me
You: *puts gun down
Stranger: *thanks god
Stranger: :)
You: *laughs, hands gun to juliet
Stranger: *Takes gun and shoots ceiling too
You: *laughs and says “fun eh? “
Stranger: *laughs back and say “Hell yeah! I see why you’re into this stuff”
You: i know, it’s fun being an internet killer
You: i used to be a bomber though
You: recently switched to guns
Stranger: aw howd that work out for you?
You: died, many many times
You: hence the switch to guns
Stranger: very smart!
You: yeah, my finacial advisor said the same thing
Stranger: hahaha what about your insurance guy
You: said the same thing, they lost a lot of money to my bombs
You: but then my money was breaking even, buying the bombs, collecting online life insurance
Stranger: haha
You: i just wasn’t going anywhere, now i’m a hitman
You: i was ordered to kill people named juliet and romeo, you said your name was juliet. so, yeah
You: *Shoots Juliet
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Ryan Stiles?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: I’m Batman
You: No you’re not
Stranger: Yes, I am/
You: I know who you are.
You: And you are not Batman.
Stranger: Then who am I?
You: Hmm.
You: Ryan Stiles?

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