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Cat Killed By Gardening Shears

You: HU NGH,.
Stranger: ?
You: K,LI/KJGK. . JKGL,K CFUM ,ET6UJRY7UKI. HUMUS. HOI;LAGJA;OIBHBJ’S
Stranger: hun, idk whatchu sayin :’)
You: THEN YOU WILL NEVER BE WITH ME.
Stranger: D:
You: I WISH I WERE A COMPUTER..
Stranger: why? :3
You: ONE TIME MY NEIGHBIR KILLED MY CAT WITH GARDENING SHEARS. I NEVER RECOVERED FROM THIS TRAU.MATIZING EXPERIENCE
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Animal Mother…. Lamest Omegle Chat Ever? Seriously.

You: meow Stranger: hey You: im a cat Stranger: BARK BARK Stranger: BARK
You: woof
Stranger: BARK BARK BARK BARK
You: now im a dog
Stranger: WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF
You: damn you type fast
Stranger: MOOO
You: meow meow meow meow moew?
Stranger: MOO MOO MOOMOOMOOMOOMOO
You: quack
You: quacksauce
Stranger: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
Stranger: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
You: TURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
You: CLUCK?
Stranger: TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET
You: FISHFISHFISHFISHFISH
Stranger: TWEET CLUCK. TWEET CLUCK WOOF WOOF MOO BARK MEOW.
You: HOOTHOOTHOOTHOOTHOOT
Stranger: OH YEAH GIVE IT TO ME HARD. :D
You: MY MOM DIED 3 YEARS AGO YOU BARREL OF SHITSAUCE Stranger: …i know. XD
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Omegle conversation log 2/26/11 6:09 PM
You: JK
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wrong grave.
You: so tell me about your mother
Stranger: she had vaginal cancer, but the chemo radiation messed up her heart and now shes confined to a wheelchair, cant have sex because of the cancer, and her feet are black.
You: i beg to differ Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I never knew bears were pedos… o.O

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey
Stranger: ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
You: Nice.
Stranger: i am a bear.
Stranger: nice to meet you.
Stranger: ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
You: Nice too meet you too Bear.
Stranger: sometimes, i like to rape children.
Stranger: ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
You: I would imagine you do, Bear.
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Yellow Ginger God

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Stranger: m here
Stranger: u?
You: Hi. I’m God. I’m neither male or female
Stranger: cool
Stranger: r u god?
You: No… I am God.
You: G
Stranger: wicked
Stranger: can u suck my dick from there to proove it
You: Yep.
You: Give me a minute.
You: I’m juts gettin mine sucked by Mary
Stranger: ok but no more
Stranger: mary
You: Yes Mary
Stranger: can i be jesus?
You: I am Jesus.
You: I am God
You: I am the Holy Spirit
Stranger: o mozes?
You: Sometimes i’m Moses. But he’s Black.
Stranger: im yellow
Stranger: and ginger

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HeShe

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Stranger: Hii
You: Hii
Stranger: Im male
You: I’m a female
Stranger: 19
You: but i used to be male a few years ago
You: when i was 18

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Terrorist or Villian?

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Stranger: If the moon was cheese, would you eat it?
You: well firsti would bread it, then toast it so the inside was melty=)
Stranger: would you eat all of it then?
You: well of course i would invite a few friends, im not selfish
You: want to come?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but
Stranger: dont you feel any guilt?
Stranger: when u eat the whole moon
Stranger: the tides will stop
Stranger: and the oceans will fall in chaos
Stranger: many species will die
Stranger: and its all your fault
You: well, then yes i might, but after eating all that cheese i would be dead from an exploded stomach, so i would not feel guilt=)
You: plus tides are mean
Stranger: but the oceans vegetation needs them
Stranger: also, the eart would leave orbit
Stranger: because there is no gravity pull from the moon anymore
Stranger: you would kill mankind!
You: hm….well…..THE CHEESY BALL WAS JUST SO TEMPTING!!
You: i s..sooo sor.**hiccup** sorry!
Stranger: dont drop your bread.
You: its in my pocket, so i wont=)
You: good thing the moon ISNT cheese tho, cause alot o bites would be taken out
Stranger: still, you are willing to do it
Stranger: terrorist.
You: nah uh i wouldnt be a terrorist cause that would requirer a place to terroris, so i would be an evil villian
Stranger: i think you would be a terrorist
Stranger: cause u know that u would destroy the world
Stranger: dont feel any guilt
You: hm…im sorry but wouldnt you be tempted by a huge mozzoralla ball?
Stranger: i would, but thats not the point

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Beware the Narshlobs.

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You: Shh, the Narshlobs are near.
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: i mean *what*
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: WERE DOOOOOOOMED
You: Shhhh! You’ll wake the OoMu!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: ohgodohgodohgod
You: Chill!
You: Be chill, friend.
Stranger: I CANNOT CHILL WHEN THIS IS HAPPENING
You: OHMYGOD! You woke the OoMu with your yapping!
You: RUN!
Stranger: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: oh my GOD
You: OHGOD! The Narshlob is coming for you!
You: HES GOT YOU!
You: D:
Stranger: HELP MEEEEEEE
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP
You: Wait! The BlehBlehBlehs are here to help!
Stranger: THANK GOD
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: SWEET MOTHER
You: Attack the Narshlob!
Stranger: ….
Stranger: is it over yet?
You: The BlehBlehBlehs have saved you!
You: The Narshlob lays dead.
Stranger: *sigh* oh thank god
You: Lets mourn the loss.
You: -.-
Stranger: *one minute silence*
You: Phew.
You: That was close.
You: NOW YOU KNOW TO BE QUIET!
Stranger: I think my life just flashed before my eyes…
Stranger: That now brings my near-death experiences to 13…oh this cant be good
You: Oh no.
Stranger: im screwed arent i?
You: Maybe.
You: BUT WAIT.
Stranger: …?
You: I shall leave the Narshlob head in your possesion
You: That way if you encounter the OoMu, it shall be repelled.
Stranger: Oh, thank you, so much.
Stranger: Really.
You: Yes, you are welcome my friend.
You: and now, I must depart.
Stranger: I also.
You: I bid you adieu.
Stranger: Farewell, and good luck on your journey
You: And good luck to you too.
You: Fare the well young traveler!
You have disconnected.

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LOLJK.

http://omegle.com/

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