Archive for February, 2011

Dog Fetish, Horse Fetish, This Shit is Weird!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hey, 15 f usa
You: 16 m uk
Stranger: cool
You: Do you like dogs?
Stranger: uhm, i like cats:P
You: oh cool.
Stranger: :)
You: I like to fuck dogsC:
You: In their ass.
You: in and out
Stranger: ohh, me too…
You: really fast
Stranger: ohhh, thats great..
You: I get turned on by pics like this:
You:
Stranger: mm i prefer not to click on thst link.
Stranger: that*
You:
You: and that
Stranger: mm not clicking on that…
Stranger: r u a pervertttt
You:
You: No.
You: I just like to fuck dogs.
You: specially Female Chihuahuas
Stranger: omh
You: it’s hot.
You: fuck women, dogs ftw
Stranger: in what world.
You: in my world.
You: k?
You: k
Stranger: of course… to bad everyone doesnt think like u.!
You: ikr!!!
You: the world needs to accept bestiality
You: http://www.2men1horse.com/ HOT
Stranger: oh my gosh u can stop im not looking at thses perverted sitesss………. ahhh u freak
You: you’re a freak
You: for not liking dog penis!!!!!
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Really Lame Roleplaying? Why do people waste their time like this?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: penguins will eat your soul
Stranger: everyone knows walruses will
You: not if the penguins do frrst
Stranger: the penguins are double agents
Stranger: they don’t get enough credit
You: yes, and their mission is to kill the walruses. then they eat souls
Stranger: and you know this, how?
You: shhh……. imma unicorn, sent to kill the penguins….
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here for workout

with solid physical structure

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Great PENIS


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Yeahhhh… this is about every JB fan…

Stranger: Justin?
You: HELLO
You: yes, how are you babygirl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: babygirl?:D
Stranger: u are justin? :O
Stranger: bieber? :O
You: justin, last name – bieber
You: yes i am
Stranger: Omg! are u kidding me? :O
Stranger: omfg!
Stranger: No wayy
You: yeah. justin bieber doesnt use omegle, he uses sourmath.com
Stranger: jb uses omegle..
Stranger: becouse i saw the pic
You: okay
Stranger: yeaa :p
You: fair enough. i’m jb
You: but what pic?
Stranger: :D u are?
You: i am
Stranger: um..pic in facebook
Stranger: :O
You: which one? find it for me please
Stranger: okai :) wate please :)
Stranger: omg :(
You: what?
Stranger: i dont find it anymore :(
You: okay :(
You: do you seriously think i’m justin bieber?
Stranger: no :D
Stranger: becouse ur joking :D
You: no i’m not
You: i’m justin bieber
Stranger: :O
Stranger: are u sure ?
You: yes
You: who are you?
Stranger: becouse i have some guests :)
Stranger: im jazmyn
Stranger: but not ur sis :D
You: i have a sister called jazmyn?
Stranger: eem..yea
Stranger: u have sis and bro
Stranger: u dont know ?:D
You: of course i know
You: i was testing you :P
Stranger: haha :Dok
Stranger: i have more quests :D
You: what?
Stranger: what?:D:D
You: more quests, as in?
Stranger: nono :D
Stranger: qouestions
You: ohhhhh.
You: okay
Stranger: or whatever :D my english is not good :(
You: its good
Stranger: um..
You: where are you from?
Stranger: how many phones do u have?
Stranger: estonia
Stranger: u have 5sec
Stranger: 5
You: 4
Stranger: 4phones?:D
You: yeah
Stranger: r u kiddin me?xd
You: no
You: i have 4 phones
Stranger: u have 2phones :D
You: no i don’t
Stranger: I know that u have 2phones:D
You: i think i’d know more about me than you
Stranger: ok,and colors?
You: purple
Stranger: no :D
Stranger: black :D
You: okay, so you really are a jb fan aren’t you?
Stranger: YES I AM !
Stranger: I saw the videos,and there u have 2black phones..
You: in that case
You: wait up
Stranger: case?:D
You: wait
Stranger: okai
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0
Stranger: okai
You: :)
Stranger: wate then :)
Stranger: haha,csi :D
You: i wish that was real life.
Stranger: ah?:D
Stranger: why?
You: cause i hate justin bieber.
Stranger: HAHA,u faag!
Stranger: i knew that ur not jb
You: seriously??!?!?!
Stranger: Yea
You: i would’ve never known!!!!
Stranger: goodbye u lier!
Stranger: fucking fag

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GoogleChat Indian Troll: Calcutta is a Shithole

reezwanansari:  Hi
Sent at 11:57 PM on Saturday
reezwanansari:  ?
Sent at 4:39 AM on Sunday
reezwanansari:  Hey
Sent at 6:39 AM on Sunday
me:  who are you
???
Sent at 7:29 AM on Sunday
reezwanansari:  Reezwan n u?
me:  Reezwan, from INDIA?!?!?!!
reezwanansari:  Yeah!
Sent at 7:35 AM on Sunday
reezwanansari did not receive your chat.
me:  omg
hi reez
how are you in curry town my friend
mon freir
mon ami
mi amigo
te parle le français?
reezwanansari:  Who r u?
me:  REE
I DONT KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE
YOU ALWAYS MSG ME ON GCHAT DOOD
MY NAME IS MAKMUD ALLAKBAR
AND IM FROM PALESTINE
AND I HATE INDIANS
SO GO AWAY!!!!!
reezwanansari:  1st tel me ur name..
1st tel me ur name..
me:  i just did reezwanansari
its MAKMUD!!!
reezwanansari:  Why u hate indians?
Sent at 9:21 AM on Sunday
me:  i do not
i just dislike curry
with the passion of shiva’s ex-husband
allah akbar
Sent at 9:23 AM on Sunday
reezwanansari:  I thnk u r very narrow minded.
me:  why
elaborate
what is so good bout indias
Sent at 9:26 AM on Sunday
reezwanansari:  India is heaven..
me:  no
Calcutta is shithole
Sent at 9:28 AM on Sunday
reezwanansari:  1st u tel have u visit india.
Sent at 9:29 AM on Sunday
reezwanansari:  Wat happen.
Sent at 9:31 AM on Sunday

 

 

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Get them to Disconnect RIGHT AWAY.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i’m a pedo
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Robots are soo mean…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: XD
You: Are you real?
Stranger: RObot
You: Oh, no I cought you!!!!
Stranger: Y U ask?
You: Haha. You
You: *You’re goin down…
Stranger: Bet not
You: *loads shotgun*
Stranger: *start running*
You: *Shoots you in the foot*
Stranger: I’m a robot No damage made
You: You have one foot now…
Stranger: * laser vision*
Stranger: You’re screwd
You: *Shoots your other foot*
Stranger: *leaves tha conversation *

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