Archive for March, 2011

So manly.

Stranger: OH YES.
Stranger: LET’S GET NAKED.
You: BUT SIR, I ALREADY AM NAKED.
Stranger: THEN LET US COPULATE AND MAKE DEFINITIVE BABIES.
You: WILL THEY BE AS MANLY AS YOU, SIR?
Stranger: BUT OF COURSE.
Stranger: AND THEY WILL ALSO POSSESS YOUR INTEGRITY.
Stranger: THEY WILL BE LEGENDS OF THE BABY WORLD.
You: OH, SIR, YOU ARE GETTING ME FAR TOO EXCITED.
Stranger: AND WE WILL REAR THEM ON STELLA ARTOIS BEER.
Stranger: THAT WE WILL OFTEN FILL IN THEIR FEEDING BUCKET.
Stranger: THEY WILL HAVE FINELY GROOMED HAIR DOWN TILL THEIR KNEES WHILE THEY CAVORT NAKED IN THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK, MINING OPALS IN THE DAY AND DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE ON THE WEEKENDS.
Stranger: OH YES I KNOW THE FUTURE.
You: OH THEY SOUND BRILLIANT, SIR.
You: I LOVE THEM ALREADY.
Stranger: OH DEAR
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHIT NOW, MA’AM.
You: THAT WAS VERY PLEASANT TO HEAR, SIR.
Stranger: I WILL DO IT OUTDOORS, OPEN TO THE HARSH CLIMATE, WIPING MY BOTTOM ON THE THISTLE LYING AROUND.
You: SO MANLY.
Stranger: SIMULTANEOUSLY EPITOMIZING MANLINESS.
Stranger: EXACTLY.
Stranger: EXACTLY MY LADY, EXACTLY.
You: AND THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO HAVE BABIES.
Stranger: AND THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO START DRINKING.
Stranger: *DEEP MANLY LAUGHTER*
Stranger: I SHALL SEE YOU LATER, MAIDEN.
Stranger: I HAVE TO BUILD A CANOE.
You: FAREWELL,THEN. *WAVES HANDKERCHIEF*
Stranger: WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKING A SHIT.
Stranger: YESS.
Stranger: GOODBYE.
You: BYE-BYE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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rawr.

You: um
Stranger: whats up?
You: moo
Stranger: listen here meow
You: no you listen roof
Stranger: naw growl
You: yeah hiss
Stranger: no way bark
You: yeah way baaaah
Stranger: nu-uh ribbit
You: uh-huh chirp
Stranger: naw bro, bubble
You: yah, brah, rawr
Stranger: OH SHIT A DINOSAUR
Stranger: RUN

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Got played sucker

Stranger: asl?
You: female 14
Stranger: horny?
You: maybe
Stranger: got pics babe?
You: you have facebook
Stranger: yuh…whats ur name?
You: whats the link to your facebook
Stranger: what’s yours?
You: your first. i dont trust you
Stranger: haha i don’t trust you
You: i still dont trust you. you will prank me
Stranger: alright…see what ya think http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=511532506
You: YOU JUST GOT PLAYED SUCKER!!!
HA

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Name?

Stranger:Hi
You:Hello
Stranger:m/f
You:female,you?
Stranger:name?
You:Lashinawana delerando mireligo eleren( in from el savidor)
Your conversation partner has disconnected

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Dilema

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: BITCH
You: D<
You: MOTHA FUCKA
Stranger: Umad?
You: u will not believe the deleme were in
You: u mad bro ?
Stranger: U mad bro
You: u mad broo >
Stranger: what the dilema**
You: u fckin motha fuckin monkeys
You: LOOL
You: STFU
Stranger: too good
Stranger: I have nothing
You: ICHALEDREONN
You: POKEMON!!
You: >.>
You: lool
You: c:
You: i win
Stranger:

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Idiot Invasion

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: RED ALERT !!! FLYING SAUCER INVASION !!!
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You: RED ALERT!!! IDIOT UP ABOVE!!! ^

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how to defeat a wizard

You: avada kedavra!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: knock knock
You: who’s there?
Stranger: you know
You: you know… aww fuck
You: that was better than mine
You have disconnected.

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Sandwhich please??

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: I SAY IM DIRTY DAN
You: go shower
Stranger: ITS F*****G NIGHTTIME HERE
You: have a bath
Stranger: B***H
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I WANT MY SANDWICH
You: thats what they call me
Stranger: NOWWWWWWWWWWW
You: eat it then
Stranger: MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Stranger: OR NO HBO FOR YOU TONIGHT
You: go make it urself, i just got comfy
Stranger: HONEY
Stranger: IN HISCHOOL
Stranger: YOU WERE IN VARSITY SANDWICH MAKING
Stranger: SO GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Stranger: UR PRO AT IT
Stranger: OR ELSE I WILL ARRANGE A DIVORCE AND TAKE ZE KIDS WIT ME
You: uh huh and you were the president of the moron society
Stranger: I WAS PREZ OF THE TOOL SOCIETY!
Stranger: DUHHHHH
You: yeh + i was dumb
You: NOT
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