Archive for April, 2011

Control + ALT All Over Mah Delete

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Msg* virus detected.

Msg* uploading virus onto computer.

Msg* please wait…….

Msg* files are now being deleted.

Msg* virus completed.

Msg* goodbye.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: send more

Stranger: i’m liking it

Stranger: on my nipples please

Stranger: more more

You: :o

Stranger: more virus please

You: nipples?

Stranger: more dirty ones

You: :O

You: Msg* virus detected.

Msg* uploading virus onto computer.

Msg* please wait…….

Msg* files are now being deleted.

Msg* virus completed.

Msg* goodbye.

Stranger: before F1 gets here

Stranger: send some more

You: im goin out with num lock!

You: oh no!

You: Msg* virus detected.

Msg* uploading virus onto computer.

Msg* please wait…….

Msg* files are now being deleted.

Msg* virus completed.

Msg* goodbye.

You: aghhh

You: yh

Stranger: print scr

Stranger: oh virus smells fishy

You: oh yes delete all over me!!!

Stranger: your virused are expired

You: DELETE ME!

Stranger: oh my gof you have a BIG ENTER

You: CTRL….ALT……DELETE OHHHH YEEHHH

Stranger: come on shift it

You: SHIFTING OVER HERE

Stranger: oh my CTRL+TAB shake the windows

You: ESC!!!!! ESC RIGHT HERE

You: OHHHH MAN!

Stranger: no more I’m in need of a end task

You: YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE FIREWALL!

You: Msg* virus detected.

Msg* uploading virus onto computer.

Msg* please wait…….

Msg* files are now being deleted.

Msg* virus completed.

Msg* goodbye.

You: \Msg* virus detected.

Msg* uploading virus onto computer.

Msg* please wait…….

Msg* files are now being deleted.

Msg* virus completed.

Msg* goodbye.

Stranger: I’m going to OPEN MY COMPUTER

Stranger: cls

Stranger: cls all the previous texts

You: OHHHHH IM ON START, GO RIGHT INTO MY DOCUMENTS, REALLY DEEP INTO MY FILES

You: oohhhh yes,

Stranger: oh yeah I get it you haven’t deleted your browsing history

Stranger: I clean it for you

You: thanx, i gotta go to my help window now, bye.

Stranger: wow… naughty Browser… what is this in your cookies

You have disconnected.

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Best Omegle Chat Ever

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey! i like boobs! :D

You: OMG me too!

You: disconnect?

Stranger: YUP

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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