Archive for May, 2011

Tiny Pic

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Before we get started, can I see your tits?
You: aure
You: suer
You: sure too
You: http://tinypic.com/r/vg7x9z/6
You: now show me your man thing
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/kdqxdx/6
You: they call it tiny pic for a reason
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CSI awsomeness

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: stop throwing rock as my window its getting kinda weird!
Stranger: no way, it’s too much fun!
You: but you’ll break my window and ill be forced to sue you!
Stranger: Sue me, I’m the best lawyer this town can offer! I’ll sue myself, and charge double for the proceedings!
You: HAH you’re bluffing! we all know you’re the janitor at the local high school
Stranger: Well, maybe. But I’ve seen all the episodes of law and order.
Stranger: Now try to mop that up from the hallway
You: and ive seen all the episodes of csi! i can make your death look like an accident!
Stranger: Seems like I *puts on sunglasses* was taken out with the trash
Stranger: YYYYEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA you, sir, just made my night :)

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Chuck Norris Mask

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: why dont you have a seat over there?
You: ok.. *sitting the chair you motioned me to*
You: *sits on
Stranger: well i have heard some things
You: yes?
Stranger: lets start with this, why are you here?
You: *scoot closer*
You: because…. *whispering* i think i fall in love with you
Stranger: i see. now i have some records of conversations from before
Stranger:
Stranger: are these yours?
You: which convos do you speak of?
Stranger: these, right here…
You: oh the convo about the anus period? yes
Stranger: **showing incriminating evidence**
Stranger: well what were these about?
You: well…..
You: I PLEAD ALL OF MY AMENDMENTS!
Stranger: im sorry, but you have lost all your rights once you came here
You: no i don’t because for that i am….
You: *ripping off the disguise*
You: CHUCK NORRIS!
Stranger: oh shi….
Stranger: but, Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: no i actually am chuck norris… *the mask slipped off* *doing the weird anime face* OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LAWL!!

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Burgers and Kebab

You: hello
Stranger: howdy ho
Stranger: did you know
Stranger: you will want to know
Stranger: when you find out i wouldnt be suprised if you deficate your pants
You: it’s okay
You: I already soiled myself
You: so go ahead
Stranger: o well if you buy two burgers for half price you get a free kebab on the house
Stranger: are you mindblown
You: yah
Stranger: i know i am
You: my mind just came buckets
Stranger: buckets mine has came swimming pools
You: I need to tell other people this
You: spread the word
You: may the kebab be with you
Stranger: go now do not waste time spread the love of kebab and burgers to everyone
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king of paraguay

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: CONGRATULATIONS you have been selected to be the king of paraguay
Stranger: hiStranger: asl ?
Stranger: ho thanks !!!
You: all you must do is call 911 and ask for codename *shorty*
Stranger: of course ! …
You: please hurry if you want to be king !
Stranger: ^^
You: what did they say to you ?!?
Stranger: i’m the king and you need to give me 1 billion dollars ! :D
You: HAHA my nan is queen you are now married to my nan !
Stranger: ^^ ok ! I’m waiting for the money ! Here is my bank account : 44914614848941989849841095195194905126206489012095908591490632608404980198140691650295029520901980891091
Stranger: please send the money, thanks :)
You: ok the money is being wired to you bank account now
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: seriously, who are you ^^ ?
Stranger: what’s your name ?
You: my name is morpheus and you are THE ONE
Stranger: ^^ please stop with your fun ^^
Stranger: i’m Trinity stupid man
You: WHERE IS NEO
Stranger: ^^Stranger: he’s dead
You: SH**
Stranger: superman had killed him !
Stranger: we have to found Batman and Robin !
Stranger: and Link !
You: i found the lego version is that ok ?
Stranger: mmm well … ok, we haven’t the choice
You: i shall tell them the orders
Stranger: now hit him and say to him to say us where is Superman
Stranger: (i don’t speak english very well :s sorry)
You: he says superman is in paraguay
Stranger: ho $&@
!You: as king your duty is to kick him out
Stranger: i can’t i’m dead :(
You: did you die from jumping out that building and being shot ?
Stranger: being shot
Stranger: sorry !
You: damn ok if you are dead you have been relieved of your duties as king and your money has been taken back we will have to find another suitable candidate
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA well done !!!
Stranger: you’re funny !
You: thankyou for taking part in omegle virtual life stories i hope you have had fun !
Stranger: ho yeah !
Stranger: and see you in another life
You: bye and good luck in life !
Stranger: thx you too ! (asl ?)
Stranger: before skipping me ^^
You: oh im 18 f swedish and very horny bye now !
Stranger: are you serious ?
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Someone’s a little slow…

Stranger: “Hi”
You: “Hey!”
Stranger: “How are you”
You: “I am 254q25u78″
You: “:)”
Stranger: “??????”
You: “How do you not know what that is?!”
You: “254q25u78 is quite a popular saying down in these here parts.”
Stranger: “Im not folow the popular word”
You: “Oh I get it, you have down syndrome?”
Stranger: “No”
Stranger: “How you age ?”
You: “I age quite nicely actually.”
You: “Like cheese.”
You: “Or milk.”
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I’m kidnapped!!!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: 16 m
You: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!
Stranger: i just did
You: really?
You: oh
You: you kidnapped me?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: any pics?
You: not for my kidnapper!!!
Stranger: y not wat if i released u
You: okie release me first
Stranger: na pics 1st
You: NOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
You: release me 1st
You: id rather be your prisoner!
Stranger: y
You: cuz kidnappers arent allowed to have privliges like pics
You: i dont go against nature sorry
Stranger: ur released
You: yayy! bye!!!
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Someone Likes Animals Too Much

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
Stranger: m here
You: 17/llama/California
Stranger: nd u
Stranger: 19 male, india
You: niiiceee
Stranger: horny
You: u wanna chat with a llama?
Stranger: ????
yeah
You: lemme send you a pic of myself
Stranger: send
Stranger: now send
Stranger: ???????
You: http://imagecache.artistrising.com/artwork/lrg//2/284/IFK5000A.jpg
You: those are some pretty nice teeth huh
Stranger: i like our teeth
You: thankss wanna feel my fur
Stranger: ur teeth is so nice
You: been growing it all year
You: its so thick your hands can get lost in it
You:Wanna milk me?
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