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Neverland homemates

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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: Neverland
Stranger: no way!
Stranger: me to!
You: Are you a kid or a pirate?
Stranger: im a kid.
You: Yeah me too
You: I hate those ugly bad dressed assholes
Stranger: i know they take everything!
You: I mean, they don’t even can fly!
Stranger: i hear you and tinker bell have a thing going on?
You: Why won’t they fucking believe?
Stranger: dude i know.
You: We did, but the other kids were getting awkward about it
Stranger: awww dude thats gotta be hard. sorry to hear about that man.
You: It’s ok
You: She was way to sparkie for me anyways
Stranger: peter and i have thing going on. its on the dl.
You: I thought Peter had grown
Stranger: yeah tinks kinda a bitch.
You: And had like kids
You: She could be, sometimes
Stranger: noo that ones an impostor.
Stranger: the real peter pans with me
You: I always thought so
You: So, how’s everything going with him?
Stranger: goood. We have are up and downs when he wants to make our relationship public….that just can’t happen.
Stranger: wendy would hear about it.
You: Yeah
You: And tinker would kill you
You: She wouldn’t stop talking about him
You: That was one of the reasons why we ended up things
Stranger: i dont know what its gonna take to get it through peters head that we just can’t go public.
You: Yeah, that can’t happen
You: You should tell him about the dangerous position he would put you thrue
You: I mean, the pirates could find out, too
You: And take advantage of that you know
Stranger: I know!! and that would just be the end of everything.
You: Everything!
Stranger: It would be madness!!
Stranger: MADNESS!
You: Indeed
You: I don’t wanna be cruel or anything….
You: But, maybe he just wants to draw Wendy’s attention
Stranger: ….he would never!!
Stranger: would he?!?!?!
You: I don’t know
You: I haven’t meet him personally
Stranger: ugh..i’m gonna have to have another heart to heart with him.
You: Yes, you should
Stranger: and make him see that wendy’s and old lady now
You: Ewww
You: Maybe you should show him a picture of her
Stranger: i knoow….i should do it.
Stranger: i’ll team up with tinker bell to get a picture.
You: Sure, but be carefull
Stranger: i will be.
You: Remember that she can be a bitch sometimes
You: Well, this was fun
Stranger: i know….but i’ll have to take a chance if i want to keep him.
You: Thanks for the memories
You: Take care of your man
Stranger: You’re welcome. :)
Stranger: i will. Work things out with tinker bell.
You: Maybe I will
You: I sure miss her
You: Well, bye bye
Stranger: convince her to help me
Stranger: byee
You: I’ll try
You: If she take me back
Stranger: i’m sure she will.
You: Yeah, probably, I’m cute as a pie
Stranger: You’re silly.
Stranger: Bye Babe ;)
You: Haha
You: Bye bye
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As usual, stupid indians

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You: sup
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hi m male 22 from sydney nd u..??
You: me?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u/
You: i dont think u really from sidney
Stranger: as ur wish
Stranger: tell me abut u
You: ur from india
You: i know it
Stranger: who says that
Stranger: m from india
You: just admit it
You: dont lie
Stranger: why to admit abut it
Stranger: if m nt from india
You: dont lie
Stranger: m nt hear to convience any1
Stranger: abut my city
You: dont lie
You: ur indian
Stranger: tell me abut u
Stranger: no
You: cmon, dont lie
Stranger: m australian dear
Stranger: u m or f
Stranger: ?
You: no ur not aussie
You: cmon
You: dont lie
Stranger: m or f
You: ur not aussie, dont lie
Stranger: okay if u say so m indian
Stranger: ok is it ok now
You: why u lie?
Stranger: m nt indian
Stranger: i said
Stranger: but if u dnt bealive me than its ok for me
You: yes u r
You: ur not aussie
You: cmon
You: dont lie
Stranger: m or
Stranger: f
You: ur not aussie
You: dont lie
Stranger: u m or
Stranger: f
You: ur not aussie
You: dont lie
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i lie
Stranger: than wat now
You: why u lie?
Stranger: its my wish
Stranger: dats all
You: so u embarrased being indian?
Stranger: nope
You: so why u lie being an aussie?
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: tell me something abut u
Stranger: first
You: why u lie telling me ur an aussie?
Stranger: girl dnt like to talk indian
Stranger: dats why
You: yea cos u all stupid, u know
Stranger: why
You: u know why i know ur indian?
Stranger: why
You: u wanna know why i know ur indian?
Stranger: tell me
You: cos u stupid
Stranger: why ur saying this
Stranger: dear
You: cos u are really really stupid
Stranger: damm dnt u have mind
Stranger: m asking something
You: u talk stupid
Stranger: and ur just saying stupid stupid
Stranger: r u really nuts off
You: only stupid people like indians talk this stupid
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Donkey Punch

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You: hey
Stranger: hi wats up
You: not a lot, and you?
Stranger: arhhh just really bored :(
You: aye
You: me too
You: asl?
Stranger: are you scottish? just wondering with the “aye”
Stranger: 18/f/uk
You: no, i jsut say aye a lot i dont kno why
You: 24 m uk
You: where in uk?
Stranger: rotherham You?
You: oxford
You: r u horny babe?
Stranger: yeah!!!
Stranger: can i be your mistress
You: mmm yes u can
Stranger: shut it and pound my northen cunt
You: yes ma’am
You: does mistress have msn?
Stranger: no only stays anoymous im that good and i sed shut up and fuck me
You: i take off my pants and remove your thong, i rub my hard cock against your wet pussy, teaseing it inside you
Stranger: no one teasers me now let me spank you
You: spank me , i am not worthy
Stranger: you little bastard im guna make your ass sting
You: mmmm
Stranger: puk yeah!!!
Stranger: now nail me in the shower
You: i lift your leg up and slide my 9 inch cook up into you
You: i start pounding you hard and fast, you moan with each thrust
Stranger: im having an intense orgasm
You: mmmm
You: as im about to cum i punch you in the back of the head
You: DONKEY PUNCH!
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Arnie trolls the internet now.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: um..ok
You: good
Stranger: u speak like a robot
Stranger: Hi
You: now i wanna ask you a bunch of questions, and i wanna have them answered immedieatly
Stranger: how are you?
You: first.. i would just like to get to know you
Stranger: u r human
You: who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Stranger: yeah i nows
You: STOP WHINING!
Stranger: he is a invester
Stranger: shut up a-hole
You: c’mon.. dont bullshavec me
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: well
You: you SON OF A zzzzzzz
Stranger: no zzzzzzzz from my mouth
You: i’m a cop you idiot!
Stranger: well
You: i’m detective john kimble!
Stranger: good 4 u
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Flying Frogs, Hotboxed in a Closet

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Stranger: DUDE! I DON’T CARE/ I HAVE BEEN HOTBOXED WITH YOU IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S CLOSET FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS. I WILL LOOK AT WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO LOOK AT. THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA, MAY I REMIND YOU. NOW I WANT TO KNOW IF I’VE BEEN IN A CLOSET WITH A SERIAL KILLER FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS
You: hello
Stranger: crap
You: heheh
Stranger: you didnt see anyting
You: ya…well, except for the flying frogs
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Auto Tune the News

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You: oh haiii
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Im the stalker in your closet at night
You: oh nice
You: I’ve been meaning to ask you, could you empty out your piss jars when you go out?
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: Nah I drink it
You: it’s stinking up my clothes
You: forreal
Stranger: fo’ real
You: I man
You: mean*
You: you don’t have to come..
You: and confess..
Stranger: we lookin’ fo you
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOL
You: we gon’ find you
Stranger: we gon find you
Stranger: xD
You: when I see you hiding in my closet
You: I’m all..
You: backin’ up backin’ up
Stranger: backin’ up backiiin’ up
You: my daddy taught me good
You: I’d be backin the hell outta there
You: like oh ma gawd
You: oh ma gawd
Stranger: xD
You: then I’d run outside
You: and OMG
You: double rainbow
Stranger: OMG
You: double rainbow
You: (so intense)
You: like camping
Stranger: jeez lol
You: but srsly you guys…
You: don’t leave me hangin’ in the wind..
Stranger: until november..
You: until november..
You: *checks calender*
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: IM NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP BTW BECAUSE I WILL SHOWER YOU IN CHOCOLATE RAIN…LOL WUT
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1cm tall.

You: Rawr.
Stranger: What would you do if I was 1cm tall and in your hand?
You: I would put you in my pocket.
Stranger: Then what
You: Sell you, probably.
Stranger: I’d climb through a hole in your pocket to escape
You: I’d stand on you
Stranger: I’d climb up your legs to hide
You: I’d wait until you came out.
Stranger: I’d hide there for awhile
You: I’d find you and carry you to the nearest computer, so I could sell you on ebay.
Stranger: Id hide between your boxers and trousers so u can’t see me
You: Well I’m a girl so that’s kinda awkward…
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DENIED!

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You: hi
Stranger: okay first of all, Im not female
You: ok
You: neither am i
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