Archive for June, 2011

Nutrional Information

Stranger: Hey
You: Nom nom nom nom
Stranger: what are you eating?
You: air.
Stranger: BUT THATS UNHEALTHY!
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Omeglechats.com

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You: Hi
Stranger: hey hey
You: Evere heard of omeglechats.com?
Stranger: nope
You: Its where you post funny chats from omegle
You: What internet server are you using?
Stranger: google chrome
You: OK
You: Open a new tab and go to omeglechats.com
Stranger: I have
You: Oh
You: ‘k
You: c u l8ter
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PERSUADE POWERS ACTIVATE

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: wasabi

You: haha
Stranger: Wasabi is delicious.
You: wrong thing
You: i gueesss
Stranger: What did you MEAN to say?
You: haha
You: nothing really
You: i ment to pt this thing tat was like solve for i and it was 9x-7i>3(3x+7u)
Stranger: There’s not enough information.
You: well
You: if you solve for i the asnwer was
You: i < 3 u
Stranger: Uh, it’s i < -3u
You: oh
You: well
You: damn
You: but anyway you get it right?
Stranger: Yes.
You: ok then
Stranger: It’s a trivial inequality.
You: mission completion
Stranger: So have I successfuly vindicated your tastes in horseradish paste, and corrected your maths homework?
You: yes you have
Stranger: Excellent.
You: si senior obewon canobi
You: sound it out i dont know how to spell
Stranger: I don’t have the required character on my keyboard for n with the curly accent above it.
Stranger: And I’m too lazy to go into character map/
You: ok then
Stranger: Hey. If you had less than four years to live, what’d you do with it?
You: i would succsefully complete the items on my bucket list…
You: no
You: thats a lie
You: I would do all the things i wouldnt do
Stranger: Nobody really has one of those lists.
You: well then im a nobody
Stranger: Wait, really?
Stranger: You have one?
You: The beginings of one yes
Stranger: I know loads of other terminally ill people and none of them have one.
You: well im the one person you have been looking for
Stranger: I’ve not been looking for anyone in particular.
Stranger: Except perhaps for a mystery wrapped in an enigma and going by the name of Lily.
You: :O how did you know my name?
Stranger: Lol, no.
You: no really
Stranger: You don’t type like Lily Davis.
You: well then im not that lily but i am labeled lilly
Stranger: Curious coincidence then.
You: very much so
You: 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
You: that is thee eguation
You: fuck
You: equation
Stranger: You got the signs wrong.
Stranger: The answer to that one is indeed i

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THE CURSE OF THE UNICORN!

You: SUP GEE!
You: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
You: ^-^
You: why do you dare enter the castle?? THIS IS A MAGICAL PLACE FOR THE KINGDOM OF UNICORNS POOPING RAINBOWS!!!
Stranger: IMMA UNICORN
Stranger: why can’t I PASS
Stranger: is you who can’t pass
Stranger: you manicorn
You: no, for I am a twonicorn!!!
Stranger: like from twoandicorn?
You: no, a two horned magical flying uniorn pooping rainbows!
Stranger: i don’t like two horned uniorns. s
You: you UNIcorn! you will NEVER have the same curse as us!
Stranger: Curse?
Stranger: i dont see no curse
You: THE CURSE OF THE TWONICORN!!!
You: WILL SPREAD UPON ALL!
Stranger: just get it of YOUR TWONICORN. AND JOIN THE UNICORN!
Stranger: NEIN! ES WILL disappear JUST LIKE VATER!
You: I used to be a very beautiful unicorn…… AND THEN I BECAME THIS!!!
You: D:
Stranger: i guess you were a bad bad BAAD unicorn
Stranger: repent and you shall be a beautiful unicorn AGAIN
You: really………?
Stranger: yes….
Stranger: your mission is too look and BURN the MANICORN who cursed you
You: hai!
You: Thank you, wise one! I shall go and be free!
Stranger: yes, go
Stranger: i will see you in the land of the magical popicorn!
You: *flies away* THANK YOOOU!!! I WILL RETURNNNN!

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Was he really trying to troll me?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: I own a horse.
You: I smell bacon
Stranger: I do too
Stranger: Maybe it’s the kittens cooking in the oven
You: :O YOU MURDERER!
Stranger: PHASE 2
Stranger: I’m lady gaga
Stranger: I live on the moon
Stranger: I ate your planet
You: I’m Simon. I took the moon
Stranger: I ate Simon
Stranger: Are we both trying to get on Art of Trolling >_<
You: You can’t eat him, he’ll just use Giga Drill Breaker
You: And no, I’m just following you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lemonparty.org
You: Hell no
Stranger: XDDDD
You: I’ve been there before
Stranger: hrmmm
Stranger: One last trick up mah sleeve
You: You go there
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Stranger: Rickroll’d
Stranger: LOLBAI
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Sweet, sweet yoghurt.

You: You.
You: Me.
You: A bucket of Yoghurt.
You: Right fucking now!
Stranger: Rubbing It Over Your Fucking Chest.
Stranger: Now.
You: FUCK YEAH
You: Why thank you, you’ve spoiled my appetite.
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Wifi In Hell

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi there.
You: BETH ?
Stranger: yes!
You: OMG
You: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU’VE BEEN !

Stranger: what?! where?!
You: ?
You: OMG.
You: THEY DIDNT TELL YOUU ?
Stranger: zomgodzorz!
You: you went skiing & went missing ! we thought you froze to death ! where are you ?!
You: we sent out a search party !
Stranger: omg! well im coming home right away and ill tell you the whole thing!
You: no ! tell me now !

You: BUT BETH..
You: BETH. IM WATCHING THE NEWS !
You: YOUR DEAD ?!
You: HUH ?
Stranger: No! they are lying!
Stranger: its all part of a government conspiracy!
You: DO THEY HAVE WIFI IN HELL ? of course hell cause youu know what you did with robert & hanna ‘)
Stranger: Bobby, I’m alive as the sun!
You: ;)
You: OMG
You: THEY DIDNT TELL YOU.
You: THE SUN DIED TOO.
You: WE ARE GOING TO DIE SOON.
You: FROM LACK OF LIGHT & ENERGY.
Stranger: Oh?! Well no wonder it’s dark! although the moons out so im not sure
Stranger: whats up with the caps bro?
You: BECAUSE.
You: YOUR DEAD
Stranger: whoah sorry back in character
You: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Stranger: Well I’ll have to exacpe this hell hole!
You: BETH, ILL TEXT YOU LATER .
You: IM GONNA GO MAKE A SAMMICH.
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Ctrl + W

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi
Stranger: wanna see something cool?
You: not particularly
You: but whatever. show me.
Stranger: push ctrl + w
You: why don’t you push alt +f4 first, you tard.
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