Archive for July, 2012

Justin Beiber

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heyy
Stranger: Heey
You: how are you
Stranger: I’m good just working on my new album :)
You: oh cool
Stranger: Yeh
You: haha
Stranger: :)
You: who are you
Stranger: Justin
You: haha
Stranger: What?
You: nothing
Stranger: What’s so funny what my names justin
You: nothing is funny !
You: i just laugh alot
You: ;)
Stranger: Ahk haha
Stranger: Are you a fan of Justin bieber?
You: who
Stranger: Justin bieber?
You: Whos that
Stranger: Do you live under a rock?
Stranger: How old are you?
You: im 16
Stranger: From?
You: england
Stranger: Google Justin bieber
You: lol i do knowww , im kidding about
Stranger: I was gonna say! Who doesn’t know who I am
You: well i dont believe its you
Stranger: Haha ok then. Ask me whatever to prove?
You: haha
You: i cant cause im not going to know the answer am i
You: you could just make it up
Stranger: Trust me I won’t be making anything up.
You: why should i trust you lol
Stranger: I would go on webcam, but I’m on my iPhone coming back from a little concert
You: you said you were working on your new album
Stranger: Im trying o advatise it derr so you would no I’m famous
You: lol
Stranger: Advertise*
You: do you have msn then
Stranger: Ha yeah I’m gonna give you my msn :/
You: yeah cause your so real
Stranger: Why would I won’t all these omegle girls wanting my msn, set it out for everyone too get :|
Stranger: Want*
You: yeah but like your trying to prove your real
Stranger: But I can’t give it too you, my manager will kill me
You: yeah yeah , you know i was talking to my friend yesterday who was also on here
You: and she had pretty much the same conversation with someone that we are having now
Stranger: Ha i was on yesterday
You: really
Stranger: Yes, my manager says it’s a good way to conect with my fans
You: haha
You: not really
You: and also
Stranger: Why?
You: cause its stupid cause no one believes its you
You: and anyway this person talking to my friend yesterday was claiming he was your brother or somthing
Stranger: I know I normaly go on cam
Stranger: I don’t have a brother
You: well apperently you do
Stranger: Ha
You: called jake lol
Stranger: Haha no
You: so if i now know that they are lying
You: how do i know your telling the truth
Stranger: You don’t know, you just have to belive me
You: why would i believe you ;p
Stranger: Fine don’t haha I don’t care I’m gonna disconnect now bye
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jUstIn!!!!!???

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: justin bieber? justin bieber?
You: thats me
Stranger: really/
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: why?
Stranger: do u know tessa?
You: uh, not that i can remember. why?
Stranger: i am her and i love u
You: thanks for all the support. and i love all of my fans, tell all your friends you got to talk to me.
Stranger: ok
You: so how are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: great
Stranger: cool
You: yeahh, so are you one of those raging fans or are you just a HUGE fan?
Stranger: HUGE HUGE HUGE
You: hahaa
Stranger: i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
You: well i love you too Tessa
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: :)
You: your cool
Stranger: ok
You: want my number? dont give it to ANYONE!!!
You: im serious
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: is it your number?
You: yep
Stranger: ok
Stranger: could i talk 2 U?
Stranger: could i?
You: 17316078025 and yes of course
Stranger: ok
Stranger: brb
You: dont give it out,my agent will kill me
Stranger: ok
You: so where are you from again?
Stranger: texas
You: oh.
You: cool
Stranger: so u want 2 talk 2 me?
You: yep
You: sure
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i’ll call u soon so pick up
You: ok
Stranger: i’m calling
You: okay
Stranger: i cant call
You: why not?
Stranger: can u call me?
You: whats your number?
Stranger: 5124188478
Stranger: that’s my home number
You: okay my agent is going to call you
Stranger: don’t tell anyone because my parents would kill me
Stranger: can i talk 2 u?
You: why will your parents kill you?
Stranger: i’m not allowed 2 give out my number
You: oh, shit, i have to go do a photo shoot, bye tessa i will call you hun.
Stranger: promiss
You: promise
Stranger: when?
You: i will call when i get out of my photo shoot.
Stranger: how long is that?
You: like 45 minutes i have to go.
Stranger: ok
You: bye!(:
Stranger: talk later
Stranger: bye
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Boris the unicorn

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You: Once a upon a time…[add on]
Stranger: there was this unicorn
Stranger: ..?
You: and the unicorns name was boris. Boris loved to eat penguins
Stranger: but not just any penguins. the ones that have bow ties.
Stranger: he lived in north dakota..
Stranger: so it was hard to find.
You: So boris disguised himself as an elephant and went to the zoo to look for some penguins…but sadly there were none with bow ties
You: because it was casual friday
Stranger: so then, he went to hollywood. he thought, hey people are all fancy like up there. maybe ill get lucky. so he dressed up at justin beiber. but silly boris didnt know that if he looked like that, someone was going to punch him in the face.
Stranger: so he had to find another disguise .
You: so he disguised himself as a ninja…because he thought everyone loved ninjas…but then he was drugged and brought to china to a ninja training camp
Stranger: boris was very confused at the camp. he thought he was a magical creature, but seeing these people, he knew he wasnt the only one.. he learned to run up walls and knock people out just by glancing at them. he felt very much at home.
You: but what he didn’t know was that he wasn’t actually wasn’t there…he was all a dream from when he got punched in the face. When Boris woke up he didn’t realize he was infront of the zoo.
Stranger: and when he looked down, he realized, he no longer had on his elephant costume! suddenly a zoo keeper spotted him.. luckily he was a moron so he walked up to boris and said, oh silly flicka, whats that party hat doing on your forehead? and wondered off.
You: Boris was happy about this. He walked around the zoo looking for the penguins.But then next zoo keeper wasn’t dumb. He realized that it was indeed a unicorn. He captured Boris…but luckily he was right next to the penguins!!
Stranger: so one night, he decided to sneak into the penguin exhibit.. but when he got there, he realized it was freezing and went back for his sweater.. his stripped sweater.
You: When he got back he saw sponge bob singing the striped sweater song…and he pulled out his lighter and waved his hoof back and forth to the music. And when the song was done he was surrounded by penguins…with bowties
Stranger: who knew those glorious penguins loved sponge bob?? if only boris had known that in the first place..
You: Boris requested another song from spongebob. And got ready for his feeding frenzy. He went into his cave and put his bib on. But when he went back out he saw spongebob walking away and the penguins followed him
Stranger: he thought that spongebob had only wanted the penguins for himself! and he thought he was his friend. enraged, he ripped off his bib and galloped over to sponge bob, looked him in the eye and said…
You: “What are you doing with those penguins” spongebob just looked at him with tears in his eyes. “you can’t hurt these penguins anymore boris…i’ve been following you for months.
Stranger: “oh great, peta2, right? well crap. i only wanted a nibble.. just one.” but sponge bob refused.. he knew that boris and been a recent member of the PEA (penguin eaters anonymous) he was there to cut him off.
You: Boris broke down in tears. He walked away and went to the local airport. He looked at the places to go. He saw antartica on the list….thinking about the penguins he look around for spongebob and bought a ticket. When he got there he found a big group of classy penguins with bowties. But when he put his bib on he saw spongebob…”Why are you stalking me O.o” Boris said
Stranger: “im not stalking you. im in your IMAGINATION (rainbow appears) you dont really want to eat them, now do you?” but boris wasnt a stupid unicorn. “OF COURSE I DO..!? i dont think id spend all my money on a stupid ticket if i didnt want to eat some fricking penguin.”
You: spongebob looked at him. I don’t believe you want to eat the penguins..i think our jealous of the penguins and you want to be one. Then spongebob used his magical powers and mad boris a unicorn….the only problem is…HE DIDN’T HAVE A BOWTIE
You: “mad boris a unicorn” mad should be made
You: ohhh opps he was changed into a penguin
You: my bad
Stranger: but he still had his horn. but since he did have a bow tie, he decided to charge sponge bob. silly boris wasnt used to his new happy feet yet, so he slid all the way into the ocean. in a daze he tried to get back on land when suddenly, a narwal appeared! he was frightened until he realized who it was..
Stranger: it was his mother.
Stranger: boris realized there why he had been abandoned as a baby. unicorns being the hybrid of a narwal and a horse, couldnt be raised by either. & thats why they left him..
You: Tears came to boris’s eyes when he realized that he could finally be with his mother. But now he wanted to find his father and reunite his parents so they could get back togehter cause he didn’t realize that they couldn’t be together.
You: but what boris didn’t realize…spongebob wasn’t in his imagination at all…infact..spongebob…was…his father 0.0 *bum bum bum*
Stranger: but when he asked his mom where she met his father, she mentioned something about a one night in peru next to a cruise line and a bottle of jack daniel’s. boris believed every word of her silly lie and grew up believing his father was a handsome stud from a farm in milwaukee.
You: but when spongebob came out of nowhere his mother was enraged…”I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED TO STAY AWAY FROM ME…AND YOUR SONG” the mother said
You: opps i meant song
You: son**
Stranger: “ohh haha yeah that restraining order you got, it expired last week. SORRYY. looks like youre out of luck..”
You: she looked at him…”and how long have you been stalking him”
You: boris looked at him shocked…you said you’ve been following me for months
Stranger: “ohh you stupid little unicorn.. well penguin. ive been watching you since youre birth. which btw was really gross..”
You: “I hate you!” Boris exclaimed as he swam off….and sadly got eaten by a lepord seal….which was actually his uncle.
You: When he was swallowed Boris woke up….it turned out to be just a dream…and boris’s first thought was “I think i might stay in bed today”
Stranger: haha, i want to continue the story, but i feel like this is a good ending. lol
You: lol….i thought so too
You: hmm….the story was like a page and 1/2
Stranger: hahah it was fun to make (:
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Ryan And Timothy!

You: Ryan!?
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: YES.
You: O:
Stranger: TIMOTHY?!
Stranger: O:
You: YA!
Stranger: OMG HAI.
You: OMG! ive missed u!
Stranger: OMG ME TOOO.
Stranger: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
You: Under tht rock over on third ave
You: what about u! whereve u been u old fart
Stranger: ahh.
Stranger: under some stairs.
You: O: which ones!
You: the one the squirrels live in?
Stranger: at the dursleys house.
You: no way! thats my moms house!
Stranger: Number 4 Privet Drive
Little Winging, Surrey, England
Stranger: no waaaayy. O:
Stranger: i hate your mom btw.
You: yes way!
You: its ok i do too
You: no one like tht crazy bitch
Stranger: butbut, i love her. D:
You: O:
You: u do!
Stranger: I DO!
You: /: o well i killed her so u wont be seeing her around much
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DDD:
You: yes tis true!
Stranger: I SHALL NOW SEEK REVENGE AND KILL YOU.
You: it was an accident tho! i swear!
Stranger: you murdered my love. ):
You: im sorry D: she was asking for it!
Stranger: why would you do such a terrible thinggg?
Stranger: i thought we were friends!
Stranger: pals! amigos! buddies!
You: im sorry! its just i had a gun and i got bored and it was all down hill from there!
Stranger: oh noes oh noes.
Stranger: this is why we should have gun control.
You: /: im not good with tht.. u should teach me how to be more safe with my gun
You: its all like bang bang and im like OH NO O:
Stranger: oh, i can teach you more than that. (((((((;
You: mm i bet
Stranger: -insert creepy smile&wink here-
You: O: can u teach me how to make cookie!
You: cookies*
Stranger: omg, cookies! :D
Stranger: and cupcakes.
Stranger: and donuts.
Stranger: doughnuts?
Stranger: donuts.
You: im alergic to doughnuts/ donuts
Stranger: ohnoes. D:
Stranger: i dont like donuts. ):
Stranger: doughnuts are okay.
Stranger: only because theyre spelled british and fancy.
You: they make my throat all tight and my face all red and my body all like IM GONNA DIE!
Stranger: thats not very good. DDD;
You: no not one bit!
Stranger: donuts are to sweet.
You: O.O OMG! Ryan!
Stranger: this is why americans are fat.
Stranger: OMG TIMOTHY!
You: *whispers* theyre back…
Stranger: dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
You: yes very dun dun dunning… like we should all be scared
You: theyre gonna like do something.. something very very bad
Stranger: like omg. scared. D:
Stranger: bad somethings are bad.
You: ya! and they got carrots!
Stranger: AHHHH CARROTS.
Stranger: THEYRE GOING TO FORCEFEED US CARROTS AND MASHED PEAS.
You: ya! and not dressing to dip in! how tradgic!
Stranger: the torture. OOO:
You: O: mashed peas!? no! anythign but tht
Stranger: mashed broccoli?
You: nope i prefer mashed almonds
Stranger: sorry, we only have mashed babies.
You: theyre the epicness to sweeten my jolly ranchers i tell ya!
Stranger: made with 100% real baby oil! (:
You: O: sounds friggin fancy!
Stranger: well its friggin fantastic!
You: yes very! im quite proud of this accomplishment
You: wanna know something?
Stranger: maybe now my mommy will love meee. (:
Stranger: ooo, yes. yes i do.
You: maybe!
You: someimes..when im alone….
You: i like to o into my basement and dance around in my dinosaur footy pjs
Stranger: D:
Stranger: IM JEALOUS!
Stranger: of your dinosaur footy pjs.
Stranger: although, footy pjs must be a hassle to pee in.
You: nope! i wear Depnds Diapers to save me the trouble… I steal em from my grammy
You: dont tell him tho shhhhhh!
Stranger: HUGGIES ALL THE WAY FOOL.
Stranger: im a big kid now. (:
You: O: never!
You: Depends are the way to go!
Stranger: GASP.
Stranger: you dare insult huggies?!
You: yes i do dare
Stranger: i- i dont think this relationships going to work out anymore.
Stranger: sniff sniff.
You: OL
Stranger: WERE THROUGH! D:<
You: O:*
You: what!
You: what! if i give em another chance!
Stranger: i’m done giving you chances!
Stranger: this was the last straw.
You: D: NO! RYAN!
You: we can buy more straws tho!
You: and they can be bendy!
Stranger: ONLY IF THERYE BENDY. ):<
Stranger: you read my mind. O:
You: i read ur mind :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you read my mind again!
Stranger: scary.
You: omg! thts crazy!
Stranger: physcic connection man.
You: its like we were meant to be
Stranger: this is deep stuff.
You: but i ahve a confession…
Stranger: what is it?
Stranger: i can take it, just tell me.
You: Imm…..Im…
You: Im a woman D:
Stranger: OHNOES.
Stranger: i have a confession to..
You: ya.. its true
Stranger: i… LIED TO YOU.
Stranger: IM SO SORRY.
You: O:
You: NO!
Stranger: im not really ryan.
You: tell me it aint so!
Stranger: this is all a lieeee. DDDDD;
Stranger: my whole life is a liee.
You: NO!
Stranger: im a failure.
You: D,:
You: then who are u you imposter!
Stranger: im im…
Stranger: YOUR MOTHER.
You: O: in ghost form!
Stranger: zombie form actually.
You: no wonder why u smelled like smoke, cheap purfume, and paint!
Stranger: actually, that perfume was very expensive.
You: O: how much!
Stranger: $1.89 tyvm.
You: omg!
Stranger: (i stole it from your piggy bank btw)
You: thats so much moneyu!
You: how could u afford such … O:
Stranger: why yes, yes it is
You: witch!
Stranger: this is why you cant go to college
You: /: mom! im disspointed in u.. u needa o die again
Stranger: im spending all our savings on expensive perfume and strippers
You: O: do i get a stripper!
Stranger: but i already came back from the dead
Stranger: no. no you dont. D:<
You: i want one named Mocha tho! but i dont want sex i want her to clean my room
You: not even one?
Stranger: you can have half of one.
You: i want the good half tho!
Stranger: she was on clearance
Stranger: the shamwow guy bite the rest of her body off
Stranger: so you can just have an arm
You: /:
You: thts cool i guess.. i should walk around with it and give ppl hgih fives
Stranger: high fives are overrated.
Stranger: high fours are where its at yo.
You: k then imma need a knife to cut a finger off
You: and then ppl who use five finger! imma slap em!
Stranger: oh theres one in your heart right now.
Stranger: oh look, i killed you. (:
You: damn! not again!
You: what did i tell u about tht!
You: come on mom!
Stranger: whoops, clumsy me.
Stranger: my zombie hand zipped.
Stranger: slipped*
You: u should rlly talk to a theripist about tht
Stranger: butbutbut i killed him too. ):
You: /:

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Bakery hold up gone south

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You: DOWN ON THE GROUND! DON’T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING DRASTIC
Stranger: *attempts to be a hero*
You: *pulls out detonator
Stranger: MOTHER FUCKER IS SERIOUS
You: *tackles strange hero to the ground
You: *takes 5 steps back
Stranger: “well….want the hell do you want…this is a bakery.”
You: ummm
You: can i get
You: aw shit i hate when i can’t make up my mind
You: what do you guys have?
Stranger: Well….our specialty is cakes, but we need like a week in advance to make it
You: aw….ummm
You: what’s your guys best cake?
Stranger: well….price wise that’d be the chocolate truffle but my personal favourite would be the GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
Stranger: *shotgun at face*
You: aw shit
You: *gets on the ground
You: *sneeks out detonator, pulls it out as stranger moves closer
Stranger: DON’T EVEN TRY IT
You: well bitch, looks like we can both die
You: or we can both live
You: your fucking choice
Stranger: well, where are your charges located?
You: *stands up, opens up jacket to reveal 10 homemade bombs strapped to his body
Stranger: And I take it that’s both a celluar detonator and reciever?
Stranger: budget wise I’ll admit it’s the way to go
You: yup
Stranger: well, guess what
You: i know saved me 10$
Stranger: I got enough steel in the walls to block out fucking NASA
Stranger: YOUR STANDING IN A FEREDAY CAGE BITCH
Stranger: NO RECEPTION
You: FUUUCK
You: wait
You: why the fuck do you have steel walls in a fucking bakery?
Stranger: Well, it’s also a P.A.W. shelter
You: ahh
You: *gets back down on the ground
Stranger: lotsa rebar and I-beams help out with the whole “living through a P.A.W.” thing
You: *unstraps bombs, hands them to strange bakery owned
Stranger: well…what do you wanna do here…because I really don’t feel like calling the police here.
You: *owner
Stranger: cause I got a fair amount of weed in the fridge
Stranger: fuck this….wanna roll one?
You: i have no idea, i have like 10$ on me, can i get some doughnuts?
You: fuck yeah
You: this is the best failed holdup attempt i’ve ever had!!!!!!
Stranger: I know eh
Stranger: alright, just go into the back room there, I’ll grab it and some papers
You: ok
Stranger: just figure It’s better a customer walking in doesn’t see this
You: *walks to the backroom opens up the fridge, pulls out a bag of weed asks”can i have a beer too man?”
Stranger: “yeah sure”
You: you want one too?
Stranger: Nah I’m good
You: *pulls out one beer
You: *puts the bag of weed on a table
Stranger: *see a glint out of the corner of your eye*
Stranger: “Well…seems I’m at an advantage here”
Stranger: *polished axe.*
You: awwwww shiiiiiiiiiit
Stranger: “guess you didn’t bother to check the freezer…..probably a good thing.”
You: *trys to run, trips near the door
You: *runs back opens the freezer
You: WHAT THE F/CK?
Stranger: *yep, she sucked in bed too*
Stranger: *you feel darkness sweep over you*
Stranger: “night night.”
You: *trys to run out the door
You: *jiggles the doorknob
You: fucking locked
You: *pulls pistol out of his backpocket
Stranger: “how the shit are you running….I just jammed a fucking axe in your L4″
You: who has the advantage now btich
You: you didn’t swing yet
You: :S
Stranger: Dude, I’m serious, check the mirror
You: aw shit really?
Stranger: there’s a goddamn axe in your L4
Stranger: dude fuck killing me
You: *walks to the mirror, stands sideways so he can see the front and back
Stranger: we gotta call Ripleys
You: whoa shit D:
You: am i like a ghost or some shit?
You: try punching me
Stranger: we’ll make millions
Stranger: *clocks you in the arm*
Stranger: that hurt?
Stranger: Dude, you wanted to make cash, leave it in
You: no :S
You: i didn’t even feel it
Stranger: oh….that’d be your spinal cord being severed………
Stranger: but your still standing? WTF this is ridiculous.
You: oh yeah, i won’t have feeling in my body for the rest of my life?
You: or is this like, fixable?
Stranger: I dunno
Stranger: this shit ain’t Gattica
Stranger: this is a bakery
You: should we like, go to a doctor?
Stranger: dude, how the shit are we going to explain an AXE in your back
You: we need to go the the forest first and stuff, get woodchips on the both of us
Stranger: that might work
You: then we can say i fell on my axe
You: ok, lets go with it
Stranger: sweet
You: wait
You: we’re in the city
You: where the hells the nearest forest?
Stranger: it’s like 130 miles
Stranger: fuck
You: and how to i sit in the damn truck? i have a axe in my back
You: *do
Stranger: you could lay down in the bed?
You: yeah, what if we get stopped though
You: i got it! i got it! we’re making a homemade movie
Stranger: well, you got that pistol of yours
Stranger: OH PERFECT
You: fuck, we make a good team
You: lets talk money now, 50/50?
Stranger: 60/40
You: i say 70/30
You: i have like
You: an axe in my back
Stranger: I DID put an axe in your back.
You: ok
You: 60/40
Stranger: 65/35
You: that way, we both get money
You: 60/40
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: christ
You: i’m trying to work it so it’s fair
Stranger: sometimes I think I should’ve never put that axe in your back.
You: 55/45
Stranger: nah 60/40
Stranger: deals a deal
You: nah the axe isn’t that bad man to be honest
You: it’s just
You: numb
You: so
You: 55/45
Stranger: fine
Stranger: alright lets go, we gotta cash in before you die or something
You: aw shit man
You: i’m starting to get feeling in my legs
You: they hurt D:
You: *trys to run to the truck
Stranger: we can do this man
You: *fails and falls down
Stranger: hang on
You: i can’t walk man
You: and you can’t carry me outside, that would look bad for your business
You: people will think you killed me
Stranger: yeah
You: wait
Stranger: I think that’d be a customer deterrent
You: you did fucking kill me
You: shit
You: how do we like
You: work this out
You: HEY!
You: i’m losing the feeling in my legs
You: i might be able to walk
You: *trys to get up, is successful
You: dude, i can walk
Stranger: alright, lets get to the truck
Stranger: before you spaz again
You: *walks to the truck, hops in the back, lays on stomach
You: dude, if i die on the way to the forest, it’s been nice meeting you
Stranger: same man
Stranger: *drives off*
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hogwarts….

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You: harry potter, m , hogwarts
Stranger: hi
Stranger: very magic
You: yea
Stranger: asl
You: r u a muggle?
You: harry potter
You: m
You: london
Stranger: hotspurs vs manchaester city tonight
You: err…. muggle games r boring
You: try quiditch
Stranger: very funny
You: so coming to watch quidittch?
You: today 7 pm diagon valley
You: u muggles wud never understand
Stranger: but i`m not british
You: its okay….. i can invite you…. snape would kill me for allowing muggles in
You: but i can take a risk!
Stranger: i mean i`m not in u.k ,u kown?
You: where do you stay?
Stranger: china
Stranger: xi`an
Stranger: u konw?
You: i can come to pick you up by the latest firebolt
You: sorry chinese ppl remind me of cho!!
You: :(
You: so you are can’t come
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what are britsh usually do in their summer holiday?

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Have you seen my dog?

Stranger: i am looking for a girl who can do virtual:):)
You: i am looking for my dog, my mom thinks an owl picked it up, hes a yorkee.
Stranger: come on its lia
You: what does lia mean?
Stranger: i wrote wrong
Stranger: its might be
Stranger: lie
You: are you calling me a liar? who do you think you are?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you said
Stranger: owl picked up it
Stranger: i think it can be lie
You: MY DOG IS MISSING AND YOU DONT EVEN CARE!

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IM A BANANA : )

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: IM A BANANA :)
Stranger: hi
You: r u a banana?
Stranger: no i am a coconut
Stranger: fuck ur banana
You: :O A COCUNUT!
You: im hurt.
Stranger: ohh…
You: ouuuch
Stranger: is ur banana crushed
You: not yet D:
You: is ur coconut smashed
Stranger: is ur banana have fevicol dod
Stranger: jod
You: NOT AT ALL. does ur cocunut have milk-ordonteeaist rabies?
Stranger: ya….
You: :O
You: gotta get that checked out, brah.
Stranger: u r guy definitely
You: ima girl? :S
Stranger: oh..so u got banana.
Stranger: boys have banana
Stranger: how
You: noo, IM A GIRL BANANA!
Stranger: and girls have coconutt
Stranger: how donot u have hole
You: AHEM , I SAID I WAS A BANANA. IM NO BOY OR GIRL. BUT I AM A GIRL BANANA
Stranger: r u eunuch
Stranger: half man
Stranger: or half women
You: GET IT STRAIGHT, MISS ” I HAVE COCUNUTS”

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