You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Care for some amazingly simple wordplay?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: huh
You: asl? Anal sex lubrication?
Stranger: -__-
Stranger: nas?
You: nas? nasty anal sex?
Stranger: f or m?
You: form? As in the thing you fill out before you go to your doctor?
Stranger: m or f?
You: morf? Like the power rangers did to defeat Goldar?
Stranger: Are you kidding me?
You: I kid you not. I mean at first he had them on the ropes and all but they totally destroyed him afterwards. Great episode! Want a link? ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶
Stranger: Fuck no
Stranger : And that’s not what I meant
Stranger: so ur male?
You: Male? Like the thing you get from the postman every day in the box on your lawn?
Stranger: Okaaay so I’ll take my chances then. Are you horny?
You: Horny? Like a rhino snuggled deep within the dense underbrush of a South African jungle?
Stranger: Are you gay or something?
You: Gay? Like a young girl frolicking with friends at an overcrowded yet underfunded school yard in the neglected slums?
Stranger: …
You: LOL this is definitely going on omegle chats!
Stranger: You wouldn’t! >=O
You have disconnected.