…and then the mutants formed a union.


You: Mutants or zombies?
Stranger: What kind of mutants?
You: The kind from Futurama.
Stranger: and what kind of pricing are we talking here? this business isnt made of money.
Stranger: sure we make money but thats the point.
You: lol
Stranger: how many arms do these mutants have? are the MS certified?
Stranger: and are they legal? I cant have any more INS crackdowns, not after last month.
You: Whoever you are, you’re awesome.
Stranger: I’m Goals oriented and I need to have a fully operational workforce by next week or the corporate sponsers are going to SHIT A PANTLOAD.
Stranger: we have Deadlines do you understand?
Stranger: Productivity was DOWN last week. We have NOBODY working the damn copier either.
Stranger: I need PRICES. Are they willing to work for Minimum wage and do I have to have some sort of quota met?
Stranger: Can I write them off as Tax Deductions?
You: Probably.
Stranger: Dammit thats not an answer, I need numbers. Do you understand what the hell I’m asking you here?
Stranger: If we dont have a bottom line by 3 o clock This shit will roll the fuck down hill and on your desk, do you understand?
Stranger: SHIT ROLLS DOWNHILL, I’M AT THE TOP OF THE HILL AND YOUR DESK IS AT THE BOTTOM SO DONT DICK AROUND WITH THE PRICING HERE. I AM SERIOUS.
You: I understand.
Stranger: I DONT THINK YOU DO.
Stranger: YOUR TWO BIT TEMP ORGANIZATION CAN GO EAT A HOT PLATE OF DOG BALLS I DONT GIVE A SHIT. I am outsourcing this to the Koreans… AGAIN. And when your kids are starving and asking you why mommy cant have her medication know its because of MORONS like you who think they can play fast andloose with their pricing while the american economy takes another shot in balls.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
  1. No comments yet.
(will not be published)

 
  1. No trackbacks yet.