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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ay
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: asl ?
You: hmm
You: what should i tell this perv
You: oh i know
You: um hey
You: 17/f/chicago
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m russian
Stranger: do you like chat ses :)
Stranger: sex
You: i wonder if he knows im not really a female
You: oh well i will take my chances
You: um hey yeah i do, do you?
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: do you want to got some web cam with me :)
You: wow this guy must be fucking retarded
You: should i go for it?
You: oh wait
You: its il-legal to fvck retards
You: um hey
Stranger: yeah
You: maybe some other day?
Stranger: do you have a msn ?
Stranger: msn ?
Stranger: or skype
You: wow this guy must be a total douchbag
You: well its worth a shot
You: but what do i tell him?
You: um hey
You: my skype is xxx.notreallyaskype.xxx
Stranger: yes
Stranger: msn ?
You: wowwwww what a fvcking idiot hmm oh well
You: um hey
You: yeah its
You: fakusername@msn.com
Stranger: add me
Stranger: eggi47@hotmail.com
Stranger: are you online now?
Stranger: let’s fvck with me
You: oh my god what a fvcking twat
You: well gotta get out of this sticky situation somehow
You: um hey tomorrow at 4p.m. russia time
You: till then tata for now
You have disconnected.

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  1. #1 by Eli - August 10th, 2010 at 20:28

    OMG WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!! This was hilarious man

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