asshole deer

Stranger: holy shit it’s you
You: been wondering when you’d turn up
Stranger: yeah, seriously
Stranger: been f*ckin’ ages, man
You: remember back in ’98?
Stranger: yeah, man
You: good times.
Stranger: that was crazy
Stranger: That deer was so cute. Not like those asshole deer in New Jersey
You: yeah, pity about that pogo stick, though. RIP deer
Stranger: goddamnit jared
Stranger: goddamnit

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