BWAH


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M 18
You: BWAH
You: Female.
Stranger: Age?
You: Classified.
Stranger: Okay? You older?
You: I see you don’t know what ‘classifed’ means. Get a dictionary.
Stranger: I like older girls
You:
Stranger: Or women ;)
Stranger: I know what classified means
Stranger: But I’m above classified
You: K…
Stranger: So you gonna tell me how old
You: -sigh-
You: Classified.
You: Name?
Stranger: Why? Just tell me
You: What part of ‘classified’ don’t you understand? -_
You: -
Stranger: Well classified is dumb
You: It very well may be.
Stranger: If I tell you my name will you tel me
You: No. But I’ll tell you me name.
You: my*
Stranger: Why would you tell me your name but not your age
You: Because. My age is classified information.
Stranger: Well my name is Taylor. Are you younger?
You: Classified. Cathyer.
Stranger: Tell me
You: Classified.
You: You’re pissing me off.
Stranger: You’re pissin me off. It’s not classified
You: Well, it is.
Stranger: No it freaking isn’t you’re just being dumb
You: I very well may be.
Stranger: It’s a fact
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Yupp
You: Kay.
Stranger: BWAH
You: YOU STOLE MY LINE
Stranger: Classified
You: That didn’t even make any sense. -.-”
You: I didn’t ask you for any information.
Stranger: BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH
You: BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH
You: I’M A FIRIN MY LAZZOOOORR BWAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH
You: BWAH
Stranger: I win
You: DR. OCTOGONAPUS
Stranger: Age!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CLASSIFIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: I’m gonna disconnect if you don’t tell me
You: Go ahead. End the whole goddamn world. Won’t be my fault.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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