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Glee – Omegle Style :D

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey, this is Kurt! Are you Finn H. ?
You: hey
You: hey man, this is finn!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: Hey! :)
You: how’s dalton academy?
Stranger: It’s great! :)
Stranger: I miss you guys, though, to be honest :(

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Racism’s stupid

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey
You: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister’s coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It’s Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Stranger: N*gger.
You: N*ggers are black, moron.
Stranger: Everyone in Africa is a n*gger, fagle.
You: Not everyone you retard… wow you really are stupid! xD
Stranger: No, everyone in Africa lives in mud huts, are poor, and are n*ggers. It’s a fact.
You: No, it isn’t… the only fact here is that you’re an ignorant racist who needs to grow up and get a life.
Stranger: I am lving right now, therefore I have a life.
You: A pretty shit one if you’re a racist, I hope you get jumped and killed by a bunch of black people.
Stranger: Even you know that’s all n*ggers do, jump and kill people.
You: Yes… obviously! Mr. T. and Barack Obama spend all their time killing people… grow up spaz.
Stranger: Mr. T is a black man, not a n*gger. Barack, he’s a stupid n*gger but for a stupid country, so they get what they deserve.
You: You have a pretty skewed vision of what a n*gger is, still you are a retard, so it would be difficult for you to distinguish.
Stranger: There’s a difference between a n*gger and a black man, sir. Don’t be so ignorant.
You: So, a black guy who becomes a murderer is a n*gger? A black guy is a black guy, no matter what he does.
Stranger: Let me clear this up for you… Will Smith: black guy, 50 Cent: n*gger. Do you understand?
You: Why does 50 Cent deserve to be called a n*gger?
Stranger: Why shouldn’t he be? He has a “job” as a raper.
You: So does eminem.
Stranger: Eminem is white.
Stranger: It’s like talking to a three year old…christ
You: Yeah, I’m talking to someone who thinks all African people live in mud huts, who’s the three year old? Black people, or whatever you refer to them as, they can do whatever they want. No matter what your opinion is, things will never change.
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Miley Cyrus!!?!?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Demi Lovato.
Stranger: miley cyrus?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: what r u doing here?
You: no…
Stranger: GO*
Stranger: be tamed!
Stranger: :D
You: ok.
Stranger: fine fine im sorry
Stranger: i called u miley
Stranger: Jay z
Stranger: so whats up?
Stranger: new album anytime soon
Stranger: ?
Stranger: maybe u should try country instead of rap
Stranger: black country artist
Stranger: :D
You: you’re quite entertaining.
Stranger: yayy!!!
Stranger: thank u thank u
Stranger: I am a lucky stone in the woods
Stranger: is what they all say
Stranger: no
Stranger: actually
Stranger: A SHELL
Stranger: IN THE SEA
Stranger: :D
Stranger: A pwetty one
Stranger: with glitter
You: a shell in the woods
Stranger: and kesha inside
You: there are no shells in woods, therefore, you are a lucky one.
Stranger: ke-dollar sign-ha
Stranger: YAY okayu :D
Stranger: and u can be
Stranger: the person who discovered me
Stranger: its like
Stranger: a good
Stranger: episode
Stranger: of Dora the xplorer
Stranger: explorer
Stranger: *
You: except im not Dora. nor am I hispanic.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: thats a shame
Stranger: u can be the monkey?
Stranger: and get a hispanic girl
Stranger: to go with u on ur adventure
You: (insert my name here) the explorer?
Stranger: :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ho wdare u
Stranger: take out
Stranger: DORA
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: thats a crime young lady
Stranger: a very serious crime
You: send me to jail then
Stranger: its like
Stranger: Barney and friendds
Stranger: without barney
Stranger: :(
You: oh no
Stranger: mmmhmm
Stranger: temme about it
Stranger: sista
Stranger: anywayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: you’re drunk, arent you
Stranger: i shall be on my way to be a shell in the woods
Stranger: no :(
Stranger: no im not
You: this may have to go on that one website
You: whats it called?
Stranger: which website?
Stranger: reddit?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thats a website?
Stranger: yay
Stranger: ill be popular
Stranger: :D
You: i believe so
Stranger: wooohoooooo
Stranger: me and you
Stranger: or no
Stranger: you and i
Stranger: lady gagas song
Stranger: we can sing it together
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: keep going
Stranger: please dont stop
Stranger: tlaking
You: Fameee!
Stranger: lay it all on me
Stranger: FAME
You: yellow model chicks!
Stranger: and we’ll be FEMME FATALES
Stranger: :D
Stranger: with our hair dyed blonde
You: we’ll get what other people get in ten years, in 2 days!
Stranger: Ooooohhh
Stranger: thats a song right?
Stranger: LMAO
You: YES!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: stupid lyric
Stranger: like that stupid hoe
Stranger: nicki minaj
You: :O
Stranger: yo a stupid hoe
Stranger: ur stupid ho
Stranger: hoe*
You: i am nicki minaj..
Stranger: stu pid stupi dstupid
Stranger: she always drunk
Stranger: but her musics sort of catchy :S
Stranger: i know
Stranger: take me away
Stranger: and throw me into …
Stranger: lets run
Stranger: away
Stranger: baby
Stranger: just say yess
Stranger: oho oh oh
Stranger: oh oh ohhhh
Stranger: oh
You: not familiar.
Stranger: we were
Stranger: both young
Stranger: when i first saw u
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ?
You: :D
Stranger: ring a bell?
Stranger: SWIFTIE
Stranger: YUP!
Stranger: now lets sing
Stranger: ra rah olalal
Stranger: rama ramama
Stranger: osahoisadhpihdspihfdoidsh
Stranger: want ur bad romance
You: yayyaya
Stranger: i want ur ugly i want ur disease
Stranger: i wonder why she says that
Stranger: shes got it all
Stranger: to begin with
You: i want your everything as long as its freee
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats such
Stranger: a brown line
Stranger: brown people….and free stuff
Stranger: totally go together
You: you sound like you know this?
Stranger: know what?
You: about brown people and free stuff
Stranger: DUH!
You: you sound like an expert of some sort
Stranger: Canadian in zeeee house
Stranger: Oooooooo
Stranger: the land of land
Stranger: makes no sense?
Stranger: exactly my point
Stranger: O_o
You: i dont understand
Stranger: you wouldnt…
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: just smile and wave
Stranger: :D
You: is it a canadian joke?
Stranger: nooooo….
Stranger: just an implication of americans maybe?
You: doesnt process in my dumb american brain
You: all i can think of is
Stranger: there you go
Stranger: :S
You: fast food
Stranger: :D*
Stranger: that was the point
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yay
Stranger: u cracked the puzzle
You: yay!
Stranger: hawla at a playa
You: im actually european
Stranger: Oooo
Stranger: no wonder
Stranger: u cracked the puzzle
Stranger: or else
Stranger: u just would die owndering
You: but living in the us
Stranger: yeah see what tthat american stuff has done to u
You: dumbs us all down O.O
Stranger: one day ull look and even sound like nicki minaj
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yup!
Stranger: thats the american life
You: sw@qq
Stranger: O_O huh?
Stranger: whats tht?
Stranger: anyways GAL I SHALL GO ILL SEE U ….. IN HELL O_O no im kidding.. ill be in the heavens above :D
You: swag!
Stranger: i better see this chat online
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: wth
Stranger: is
Stranger: sw@qq
Stranger: that makes no sense
You: s w @=a q=g
Stranger: are u a mexican?
Stranger: cuz i dont talk alien language
You: i am croatian
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: my teacher is that
Stranger: i have no idea what it is
Stranger: but i LOVE HIM
well not really
Stranger: hes just humorous at times
Stranger: thats all
You: just across the meditteranean from italy and greece.
Stranger: oh niiiiiice
Stranger: why the hell would u leave that lifestyle
Stranger: for burgers
Stranger: ?
Stranger: in america*
You: i was forced O.O
Stranger: thats fun
Stranger: anyways i shall go young one but dont worry ill be back O_O
You: dont forget!
Stranger: wait lemme even see if thats a real thing
Stranger: O_o
You: almost positive!
Stranger: OMG IT IS IT IS
im gonna be famous
Stranger: :’)
Stranger: im so proud o fmyself
Stranger: but i have no one to hug
You: *hug!*
Stranger: its okay though i will be hugging trees thta give out money one day
Stranger: :D
Stranger: no no need
Stranger: for ur cheap
Stranger: text hug
Stranger: pfft
Stranger: please
Stranger: anyways i will keep my eyes open O_O on that site to see me rise to fame
Stranger: for the meantime
Stranger: hawla back at a canadian
Stranger: with ur arms
Stranger: in the air
Stranger: wooohoo
Stranger: hawlaaaaa
Stranger: there we go
You: hawlaaaaa
Stranger: :D
Stranger: babye
Stranger: ba-bye*
You: bye!
Stranger: DONT FORGET!
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: TO POST
Stranger: OKAY OKAY
Stranger: mmmhmm
You: now disconnect so i can save the log!
Stranger: okay okay
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Schizophrenic People Talking about Irrelevant Things

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m f
You: Gosh!! You found me…
Stranger: FINALLY
You: u stalker
Stranger: i just needed to tell you something
Stranger: but you can’t tell anyone..
You: if pigs could fly ? would you fly fly ??or would you fly ?
Stranger: hmmmmm soar prolly
Stranger: but I’m gonna fly like an eagle…not a pig
You: darn, the wind from the west , do u like apples?
Stranger: i like pumpkins
Stranger: theres charlie in the bushes….
You: let me set the cow on the grills right
Stranger: shhhhh!!! they’ll hear you
You: how do u like the kid??fried or baked?
Stranger: broiled
You: its windy , did u finish eating your toilet roll?
Stranger: NO….I don’t want it..
You: is your family around ??
You: the other pedos?
Stranger: they’re long gone
You: get that charlie out of the bush now
Stranger: i can’t bones!!! we’re completely surrounded…our best bet is to sneak to the LZ
Stranger: they came out of the trees man..
You: shhh….om mom om mom
Stranger: you are chewing entirely to loud
You: are u blind? i said shhhh,
Stranger: sorry. carry on
You: do you like ASL ?
Stranger: sorta m 19 usa
You: i meant asian sea lion , you piece of brown bacterial matter
Stranger: thats not real
You: and what’s usa?
Stranger: usa = you eff ay
Stranger: HOLE
You: thats your mouth ????
Stranger: pardon?
You: Pardoned
Stranger: salute
You: have you ever touched yourself in a church ?
You: thinking of the priest ?
Stranger: yea, jesus cut my penie off
You: that was before you underwent the surgery right ?
Stranger: dirka dirka
You: will you marry me ?
Stranger: do you have a moon bounce
You: we’ll mow the garden and grow weed
Stranger: can we have a crack tree
You: you are on a train
Stranger: what ?
You: dont forget to eat your vegetables
Stranger: which ones?
You: Do you like apples?
You: Ok ,, its getting cold, let me teach microsoft justin bieber some banana patriotism with some email
Stranger: BYE
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Zombie Apocalypse

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: What is op?
You: honestly i’m not sure :/
You: we should look into that
Stranger: Well, at least your not a zombie.
Stranger: Quick, we need to get to a safehouse.
Stranger: I only have one bullet left and these things are everywhere
You: I don’t run from zombies son :P
You: i have a group headed this way that will give you ammo
Stranger: Will they respond to “What is OP?”
You: the same way it did
Stranger: Dam
Stranger: I still have yet to run into my brothers then.
You: now how far is this safe house of urs? we can use a home base
You: we can help ya
Stranger: Go 2 miles south of here, over a hill you will see a fenced off base of sorts. Go to the gate and ask for Anon. He’s the CO of the brotherhood in this area.
Stranger: I have to continue looking for survivors. God speed my good man.
Stranger: Stay safe.
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Straight Guy Catching a Drag Queen

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: f?
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Age
You: m 21
You: wbu
Stranger: F 34
You: from?
Stranger: Boston
You: Mumbai
Stranger: Nice
You: where is boston?
Stranger: Us
You: ok
You: i thought ion canada
Stranger: Clode
Stranger: Close
Stranger: Do you have a big pen
You: yes
You: y u asked
Stranger: Really I’m so horrrr-nieeee
Stranger: My brother has a big pen
You: ok
You: so?
You: ur brother ewww
You: u black?
Stranger: We share a room so we see each other changing every day
Stranger: Ya
You: ok
Stranger: Plus I see hi
Stranger: Him yerking off all the time
You: ur english seems non american
Stranger: Idk
Stranger: I guess
You: and what do you do?
Stranger: When I see him changing
Stranger: ?
You: ya
Stranger: Idk I just look
You: you have no BFs?
Stranger: No
You: why?
Stranger: Idk
You: and he has GF?
Stranger: No
You: lol
Stranger: Haga
You: so tell me
Stranger: Tell you what
You: about your horny-ness
Stranger: I’m so horned
You: like a rhino?
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: This one time
You: grrrr screaming and stuff
Stranger: He thought I was asleep
Stranger: And he started yerking off in his bed
Stranger: And I was warching
You: hmm
Stranger: And he came up to me and put his pen all over my face
You: awwwwww
You: it must be quite an experience for you
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: No
Stranger: Then he put it in and out of my moiyh
Stranger: Mouth
Stranger: And came all over my
Stranger: Face
You: let me guess the pastor from the church took your virginity?
Stranger: No
Stranger: ?
You: salior at navy?
Stranger: No
You: band camp kid?
Stranger: No
You: lemme guess
You: dont tell ok
Stranger: Ok
You: bartender sugar daddy
Stranger: No
You: pool guy jose
Stranger: No
You: gay math teacher?
Stranger: No
You: your best friend in rugby team when u both were drunk?
Stranger: No
You: im out
You: u tell
Stranger: Family friend
Stranger: Babysitting
You: he was babysitting you?
Stranger: Ya
You: and he liked boys only?
Stranger: I guess
You: por you
Stranger: I didn’t know
You: poor you
You: so wats ur name ?
Stranger: John
You: poor guy
Stranger: Ya
You: you do this on net regularly/
Stranger: Kinda
You: u like to be woman on net?
Stranger: Idk kinda
You: any way good luck john..why dont you tell ur gay and want partner?
Stranger: Idk
You: then u can avoid straight guys like me making fun of you
Stranger: I dont car
You: ok bbye
Stranger: My babysitter spilled hely on y jeans
Stranger: And tried to rub it lit
Stranger: Out
Stranger: And I got hard
You: oh cant take this anymore bye
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What’s with this guy

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: *shoves cookie in your mouth*
You: not agin
You: again
Stranger: :P
You: :8
Stranger: YES! :D
Stranger: *cookiecrumbs in your mouth*
You: still would be the best thing to happen all day
Stranger: Really?
You: maybe
Stranger: Either you had a bad day or you really like sea man.
Stranger: So, who is this? I’ve talked to so many peopleon here.
Stranger: *people
You: the one who tells silly stories
Stranger: Hmm… I don’t remember any silly stories from today.
Stranger: Sure you talked to me before?
You: no I didn’t
Stranger: Ahhhh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Well, what’s your name and how are you? :P
Stranger: I’m Cody.
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: What?
You: want to hear the story
Stranger: Hmm…
Stranger: Can you tell it with my big cookie in your mouth? Because if so, then yes.
You: if you insist
Stranger: :D
You: *gagging noises*
Stranger: AUCH YA!! AUCH YA!! :D
Stranger: I think I’m in love.
You: When I was a baby,
You: I lived in a pile of trash.
You: With a female kangaroo,
You: then one day the pile went smash.
You: Then the kangaroo popped out,
You: and looked around the region,
You: and then she turned to me and said,
You: “Go, you have displeased me for no reason.”
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Mario Kart

Question to discuss:
Mr. Mario your kart is ready
You: Excellent work, Shroomie
You: Now let us engage in jolly motorsports
Stranger: Shall I invite your arch enemy Bowser for a round?
You: Indubitably, my good butler
You: As always, we shall settle our differences like gentlemen
Stranger: You truly are benevolent, Master.
You: I strive to be a proper protagonist. Take the rest of the day off, Shroomie, I’ll see that you get a nice Christmas bonus for the wife and kids
Stranger: Thank you master, I hope you have a good Christmas as well
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