Chatting with Satan


You: Hi You
Stranger: hi there
You: I’m Stranger #666
You: so how’s your day?
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: lol
You: any catastrophe?
Stranger: its just started
Stranger: working right now
You: sorry..i mean yesterday
Stranger: yesterday
Stranger: was nice
Stranger: like everyday
You: i see…
Stranger: after work
You: having a good time eh
Stranger: i went out with my friends
Stranger: yes
You: ok…
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: what ’bout u?
You: great
You: a huge influx of ppl are entering my dimension
You: criminals, mass murderers, rapists
You: all waiting to be tortured
You: hehehe
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what do u do
You: just sit on my throne, with my pitchfork, watch to my delightment as thousands of ppl are being tortured
You: they deserved it anyway
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :D
Stranger: every one deserts it a bit
You: but some ppl are so evil i have to teach em a lesson
Stranger: sorry for my typing errors
You: its ok
Stranger: am a little bit drunk
Stranger: :)
You: i see
You: wait, u get drunk at the start of the day?
Stranger: i was drunk last night
Stranger: and it is effecting my performance even now
You: i see
You: must be one of my minions…he put a curse on you
Stranger: so i deserve ur tratment too maybe
You: erm…i guess i could give you a chance
You: but i must see whether my minion is willing to give u one
You: cuz he’s kinda rebellous
Stranger: i liked him
You: me too…he was my fav, always disobeying my orders
Stranger: enjoyable
Stranger: :)
You: when i want to give sum1 a chance, he wont obey
You: that’s why the world’s kinda screwed
Stranger: what can he do to me?
You: i dunno, he dun wish to tell me…
You: most likely either ur boss will scold u…or whatever
You: he’s kinda creative though
Stranger: :D
You: better watch out dude
You: right now he refuse to obey my order
You: therefore i could only wish u luck
Stranger: haha amazing
Stranger: i am waiting
Stranger: :)
You: i see…
You: so what u working as?
Stranger: chemical engineer
You: oh my…i bet my minion is planning on something cheeky
You: hehe…wonder what he’ll do to you eh…
Stranger: i hope he would be creative as u said
You: yeah…
You: btw, r u married
Stranger: no
You: i see…
You: what’s your hobby anyway?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: same casual things
Stranger: going to seaside
Stranger: cycling
Stranger: drinking
Stranger: etc
Stranger: urs?

Stranger: watching ur minion?
You: nah…either im watching ppl, watching the minions, listens to metal, play violent games…
You: or use the internet
Stranger: what do u like listening to?
Stranger: more
You: Thrash metal, death metal, anything..
You: but im more to Thrash Metal though
You: Death Metal is kinda boring to me after a while
Stranger: r u listening to something right now?

You: nope
You: in fact speaking about music, my minion created Soulja Boy and The Jonas Brothers just to ruin the music industry
Stranger: haha:)
You: they’re the product of my minion
You: in fact i think he created 50 cent too
Stranger: i see..
Stranger: :D
You: hehe…now the radio’s playing em
Stranger: 50 cent?
Stranger: hahaa
You: u know the rapper
Stranger: yes
Stranger: now i am listening to therion
You: hmm..seems like ppl are getting stupidier
You: i see
Stranger: -black diamonds
You: enjoy ur music
You: but watch out, u might hurt urself while working
Stranger: nothing happens
You: i hope so…u see, sometimes my minion failed
Stranger: i am the unbeliever one
You: and whenever he fails, i would laugh at him
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: :D
You: so i hope he’ll fail
Stranger: when it happens pls call me, we can watch and laugh together
You: ok…
You: ah btw, im sorry but another group of minions needs me
You: gtg
Stranger: ok
Stranger: c u
You: cya
Stranger: nice to talk to u
Stranger: :)
You have disconnected.

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