Crossing the Streams


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I JUST SUCKED A COCK :D
You: Wow
You: I just got my cock sucked
Stranger: nice
You: Isn’t that funny?
Stranger: want me to suck yours?
Stranger: later on
You: If you can find me
You: Muahahaha
Stranger: also, I am gay
You: OH GOD
You: KILL ME NOW
You: SAVE ME JEBUS
Stranger: cmon baby
You: Sorry I don’t cross streams
Stranger: really
You: I don’t connect the wires
Stranger: just give it a shot
You: I don’t bang the poles
Stranger: you won’t
Stranger: I will just be sucking yours
You: I don’t fiddle with gear shifts
Stranger: I will just be fiddling with yours
You: I don’t like men fiddling with my gear shift
Stranger: It’s not gay if a guy is sucking you
You: No
Stranger: remember that
You: it’s not gay if you close your eyes
You: I don’t have eyes
You: The fucking hills have eyes!
You: They’re always fucking staring at me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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