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You: Sexy hermaphrodite looking for hot bellybutton sex while roleplaying as a slightly overweight Polynesian actress pleasuring a bearded director with a bad case of raging oral herpes to obtain a lead role in his next movie about a vampire-werewolf with a PhD in Freudian Psychosexual Development. ;)
You: Interested?
You: Hmm?
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: So who do u want me to be
You: The director. Go!
You: Oh Johnny, how do you get such raging oral herpes?
Stranger: I went to a bad party back in med school
Stranger: The Nurses weren’t so innocent back then
You: Oh yeah? I’ll bet your mouth was full of yeasty nurse-vagina.
Stranger: That day it was quiet foggy i couldn’t remember much after. I only remembered that i ate some nice big liped vagina and i woke up pants down in the cafeteria of the hospital pants down with a nurse with no top on and i
Stranger: had morning wood the size of a logg
Stranger: But now Jessica what was this you were asking me about being the main star in my new film.
You: Well Johnny, you know that my body could pull off a vampire-werewolf, and- Oh my bellybutton – and I know that Freud had all kinds of fantastic theories on the sexual urges of the human mind.
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