Emplyees aren’t humans


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: Are you a doosh?
You: yes
Stranger: nice
You: i think so.
Stranger: do you keep a folder in your email named “Praise” and keep every email where anyone says anything good about you?
You: every. single. one. dating back 7 years. i also have a seperate file for ones sent from your mother.
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: you must be the new employee I inheritted
Stranger: sorry to give myself away like that
You: you inherit human beings?
Stranger: no
You: clarify
Stranger: employee’s aren’t humans
You: touche
Stranger: I was recently promoted
You: to top dickhead
You: ?
Stranger: a peer that use to work with me, now works for me
Stranger: I wouldn’t say dickhead
Stranger: more like the sap that’ll work twice the hours for the same money
You: or maybe you just cant pronounce “dickhead”
Stranger: for the promise of maybe being a dickhead in the future
Stranger: that’s still one step up
You: you’re right.
You: then again, are you ever wrong?
Stranger: on a regular basis
You: wow. self-deprecating
You: pass me the remote. i hate this show.
Stranger: ick
Stranger: but Louie is a good show
You: no it’s not. that’s why it got cancelled after season 1
Stranger: fucking hulu
Stranger: I never know what’s going on
You: get your head in the game
Stranger: yeah, I should focus more on television
Stranger: thanks
You: no problem.
You: thats what im here for
Stranger: enjoy your fast food career

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