Omegle Chats

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey asl?
You: dont talk
You: youre our last hope
Stranger: ok
You: you need to listen to all my instructions
Stranger: omg
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: where do you live
You: only a rough area
You: ?
Stranger: new york
You: good
You: youre safe for now
Stranger: omg
Stranger: I can see zombies running in central park

You: there is a large fleet of killer sea horses travelling towards baja california at this very moment
You: they have been injected with steroids by chinese doctors
Stranger: holy shit the zombies are slammin on my door
Stranger: what do i do????
Stranger: oomg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: there gunna break in
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
You: pull yourself together soldier!
Stranger: please sir
Stranger: im so scared sarg
You: barricade the door with something readily available
You: are there any windows?
Stranger: 2
Stranger: its an apartment
Stranger: im on the first floor
You: good
Stranger: OH SHIT NOOOOO THEY GOT GEARGE HES FROM UPSTAIRS
Stranger: oh god whyy
You: use a heavy object to break the glass
Stranger: oh fuck i cant watch
You: and im sorry for your loss
You: but focus!
You: break one of the windows
Stranger: ok sarge ok
Stranger: ok hold on
You: would you be able to survive the jump?
Stranger: its open
Stranger: yeah 1 story
Stranger: into the dumpster
You: alright you can do it
Stranger: hooo
You: BUT WAIT
Stranger: WHAT!
You: i need just a few seconds of your time
You: after evading the zombies travel directly to 4561 broadway
Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE COMING IN I GOTTA JUMP THERE ABOUT TO COME IN THERE GETTING CLOSER UHGG I JUST JUMPED
Stranger: OK IM ON MY WAY SARGE
You: can you still communicate?
Stranger: mission accomplished
You: good
You: good job soldier
You: but, when you get to 4561 broadway you must go directly to the basement
You: tell no one of your mission
Stranger: but sir theres a little kid
Stranger: crying
Stranger: shes gunna die
You: no time for him!!!!!
You: or her!!!
You: soldier, we need you to save the world
Stranger: ok ok ok ok
Stranger: sir have u set bases in every state?
You: the man in the basement of 4561 broadway will take you down below the subway system
You: no time for that
Stranger: ok ok ok ok im in my car
You: he is the deputy director of a top secret government organization
You: good job soldier
Stranger: aproximently 5 minutes sir
You: once in the bowels of the subway system you will travel to an undisclosed location, where you will travel via submarine to mt olympus
Stranger: im here ok ok ok
Stranger: i see the basement entrence
Stranger: go in?
You: yes soldier at once
Stranger: ok ok
You: once at mt olympus you will meet with the gods
You: because
You: you
You: sir
Stranger: OH SHIT!
Stranger: there running at me huh uh hu huh hu
Stranger: omg omg omg
Stranger: im running
You: are the adopted son of ZEUS AND POSEIDON
Stranger: please god please
Stranger: i dont want to die
You: pray to zeus and poseidon!
Stranger: im preying
Stranger: closer!
You: asnepha ansori aphrosi
Stranger: closer!
You: so that again and again and they will pull away
Stranger:  AWXEFIPUQR3ACHSGIV
Stranger: what the fuck?
Stranger: an explosion just went off
You: oh no
You: ….
You: no….
Stranger: what
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what is it sarge
You: thyeve destroyed your transport
Stranger: omg
Stranger: is there a plan b????
You: you will be killed by the zombies….
You: the sea horsi will take over the country….
Stranger: NO SARGE PLEASE!
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: whyyyyy
You: you know what?
You: i never liked your attitude in the first place
Stranger: im praying sarge im praying oh god!
You: im no sarge
Stranger: no…
You: My name is Commander General of the Armies of Heaven Saddam Hussein
Stranger: ur 1 of them arent you
You: a zombie?
You: please
You: they were merely a ploy
You: now my army of sea horsi will destroy the world
Stranger: u mother fucker
Stranger: it was all a set up
You: while the one person who could have saved them was stuck on his computer
You: travelling to an abandoned warehouse in new york
Stranger: COMMUNICATING!
Stranger: i thought it was true
You: well guess what?
Stranger: im praying you god damn mother fucker
You: because i know you could never get there in time with zombies clawing at your door
You: ill tell you what you should have done
Stranger: praying!!!!
Stranger: asdzefrhyjm l
You: my mortal enemies, the homosexual zeus and poseidon are no idiots
Stranger: ANOTHER EXPLOSION HOLY SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
You: they delivered the sword of the sea to you
You: ah yes that would be plan b
You: things have gone very well according to my plan
Stranger: now what
Stranger: ahh fuck it bit me
You: well, if you had somehow inherited zeus’s and poseidon’s powers through adoption – which of course is impossible – you could fight your way back to your room and obtain the sword
You: THE SWORD OF THE SEA
Stranger: getting weaker
You: good
You: now you have no hope of getting the sword
You: muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Stranger: (BOOM)
Stranger: AHHHHH
Stranger: MOTHA FUCKA
You: yes
You: yes….
Stranger: IM GETTING THAT SWORD
Stranger: ERRR
Stranger: EVEN IF I HAVE TO FIGHT MY WAY TO KILL U U MOTHER FUCKER
You: well
You: because a scrawny ADOPTED god like you could never hope to match the power of a legendary and powerful dictator such as me
You: i will tell you where i am
You: most believe heaven has no geographical location
You: but it does
Stranger: ur in it arent u
Stranger: I will not join u for I will live goddamnet!!!!!
You: i am exactly 32,000 feet above the peak of mt everest
Stranger: LIVE!!!!!!!!!!
You: what drive
You: but youll never be able to kill my zombies or get to heaven without zeus’s and poseidon’s powers
Stranger: there on my side now muhahahahahahahahhaah
Stranger: boom
You: surely you jest
Stranger: all the zombies are dead!!!!
You: the mind malfunctions in times of peril
You: you are not willing to face the reality that you will soon die
Stranger: FUCK IT!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I PUT THE GUN TO MY HEAD
You: yes…
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
You: turning the soul against itself…
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yes
You: if you kill yourself surely you will go to heaven!!!!!!
Stranger: 3
Stranger: (BOOM)
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: i just heard the bell
You: a new arrival….
Stranger: mwuhahahahahahahahahahah
You: my private quarters are heavily guarded
You: i will be safe
Stranger: u canot face the reality that i have come for ur blood
You: no
You: i cannot fight
You: i can only manipulate
Stranger: the battle will be fearce, intence, BUT GODDAMNET WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!
You: good luck getting through my door
You: where are you, just out of curiosity?
Stranger: look behind you :)
You: kjhdg,slphjf
Stranger: (BOOM)
You: adffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Stranger: mwhahahahahahahha
You: hey, good job bro
You: that was amusing
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thanks
You: bye
Stranger: u too