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Stranger: HEY

You: imma doughnut

Stranger: IMA PICKLE

You: NO FUCKING WAY

Stranger: HEY ARE YOU THAT DOUGH BOY FROM THE PILSBERRY COMMERCIALS

You: NO BUT I WISH I WAS

You: that fucker has it made

Stranger: I LOVE HIM (NO HOMO AND YES IM A BOY)

Stranger: SO SUP DONUT

You: cool im a girl lol

You: nothin

Stranger: UMM IM SORRY

You: wat

Stranger: I WENT TO DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS THIS MORNING

Stranger: SORRY :l

You: you…yo..you YOU TRAITOR

You: LOL

Stranger: HEY IM NOT A TRAITOR IM A PICKLE

You: ok srry

Stranger: P TO THE I TO THE CKLE

You: ckle? really lmao

Stranger: SO WHAT FLAVOR ARE YOU?

You: glazed with chocolate icing

Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMM. . . . OH SORRY

Stranger: SUCKS THAT IM JUST A PICKLE :(

You: haha its okay

Stranger: IM 15

You: im 13

Stranger: NYC

You: indiana

You: darnnnn

Stranger: KNOW ANY PICKLES THERE?

You: yea one

Stranger: IM BORED -__- SYA DOUGHNUT

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: CYA

Stranger: *FAST GRABS AND TAKES A BITE OF YOU* MMMMMMM

You: ahhhhhh

Stranger: MMMMMMM

Stranger: MWAHAHAHA

You: noooooooo

Stranger: IM AN EVIL PICKLE

You: my eye is gone

Stranger: *GET BACK HERE IM NOT DONE YET

You: lol seriously tho asl?

Stranger: M/15NY

Stranger: I HATE THE ASL THING

You: ahhh so ur serious then srry i thought ur lyin to a

You: doughnut

You: * eye grows back*

Stranger: I MIGHT BE SALTY BUT NOT A LIAR

You: ok then

Stranger: *GRABS YOU AGAIN AND BITES UR EYE OFF*

You: do u have a facebook

You: *eye grows back again*

Stranger: YE BUT I DON WANA GIVE IT OUT

Stranger: STOP GROWING UR EYE BACK >:(

Stranger: WELL CYA DOUGHNUT PERSON

You: no stay

Stranger: OK OK

You: im bored and ur cool lol

Stranger: :d

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: :D

You: haha

Stranger: damn caps lock

You: lol

You: its ok

Stranger: thanks to you i want a doughnut now >:(

You: sorry :(

Stranger: hey did u tell me ur real asl or r u lying to a pickle

You: no i was bein serious

Stranger: oh

You: yea

Stranger: hey do you watch raywilliamjohnson on youtube

You: sometimes but not really

Stranger: i got the stalking ur mom song in my head

You: lol

You: do u like harry potter?

Stranger: i know the lyrics be heart

Stranger: and yes

You: im chatting with snape on facebook lol

Stranger: wooooow ur just like all my friends

You: is that bad?!

Stranger: no

You: ok good

Stranger: everyones slytherin tho

Stranger: they even made scarves

You: damn im my fanfiction my boyfriend is in slytherin

Stranger: no ones gryfindor anymore

Stranger: or however you spell it

You: ya right im in ravenclaw anyway

You: gryffindor

You: lol

You: i..am the biggest harry potter nut ever

Stranger: my friend is too

Stranger: he brought a wand to school

You: ok thats badass

You: haha

Stranger: i got one too

You: at hot topic i bought the elder wand

You: lol

Stranger: nice

You: and a gryffindor snuggie

Stranger: im not a harry potter fan anymore

You: awwww why

Stranger: my friend annoyed me with it

You: ohhh

You: i see now

Stranger: u watchin hp7

You: nah

Stranger: O.O

You: wait wat?

Stranger: HARRY POTTER 7

You: i watched the 7 part 2

You: and 7 part one

Stranger: oh thank god

Stranger: so well um peace

Stranger: ima go

You: no

You: give me ur facebook then

Stranger: :L

Stranger: (hmmmmm) thinking

You: plz

Stranger: . . . . .

Stranger: (thinking

You: i swear im not a creeper or anything

Stranger: MMMMMMMM

You: im just crazy

Stranger: lol im still thinking

You: ok well i wont decline you

You: i swear

Stranger: wait im going to play flip a coin on my iphone app if i get heads 2 out of 3 times ill add you

You: ok

You: iphone cool

Stranger: 1 tales

Stranger: 2 heads

You: ok then

Stranger: 3 heads F*uck

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

You: so you dont wanna add me

Stranger: just let me change my prfile

You: okay

Stranger: brb

You: kk

Stranger: im going through my album brb

You: i got time lol

Stranger: ok im done

You: ok

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001248078272

Stranger: add me

You: its not lettin me

You: hang on

Stranger: kk

You: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=194545680598750&id=100001299598625&ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment_reply#!/profile.php?id=100001426046644

You: theres mine

Stranger: k

Stranger: i sent u a request

You: there

Stranger: OMG U LOOK LIKE MY COUSIN

You: is that bad??

Stranger: NO THATS AWSOME

You: ok

Stranger: BTW SO FAR UR THE LONGEST CHAT I HAD IN A WHILE

You: haha cool

Stranger: I HAD AN ARGUMENT HERE ONE FOR 7 HRS

Stranger: IT WAS ABOUT NEOPETS

You: ok now thats pretty badass

You: damn caps lock lol

Stranger: i tried submitting it on omeglechats.com but it was too damn long

Stranger: i saved it on microsoft word

Stranger: it takes up 43 pages

You: wow

You: so uhm wat was the arguement about on neopets

Stranger: oh it was the 18 yearold korean girl or dude idk

You: haha

You: transgendered

Stranger: it was abt elmo vs neopets

You: wow

You: elmo wins

Stranger: and that chat was 3 years ago

You: haha wow

Stranger: i llove omegle

You: meeee tooooo

Stranger: well sometimes. .

Stranger: too many creepy people on here

You: when you dont meet horny europeans

Stranger: i hate euros

Stranger: and people fro, texas

Stranger: from*

You: haha

You: really

Stranger: idk i just hate them for some reason

You: haha nice

Stranger: well its gettin late here ima go sleep

You: ok ttyl

Stranger: peace slytherin

You: peace

Stranger: bah bye

Stranger: ;)

You: ditto

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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