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Stranger: HEY
You: imma doughnut
Stranger: IMA PICKLE
You: NO FUCKING WAY
Stranger: HEY ARE YOU THAT DOUGH BOY FROM THE PILSBERRY COMMERCIALS
You: NO BUT I WISH I WAS
You: that fucker has it made
Stranger: I LOVE HIM (NO HOMO AND YES IM A BOY)
Stranger: SO SUP DONUT
You: cool im a girl lol
You: nothin
Stranger: UMM IM SORRY
You: wat
Stranger: I WENT TO DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS THIS MORNING
Stranger: SORRY :l
You: you…yo..you YOU TRAITOR
You: LOL
Stranger: HEY IM NOT A TRAITOR IM A PICKLE
You: ok srry
Stranger: P TO THE I TO THE CKLE
You: ckle? really lmao
Stranger: SO WHAT FLAVOR ARE YOU?
You: glazed with chocolate icing
Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMM. . . . OH SORRY
Stranger: SUCKS THAT IM JUST A PICKLE :(
You: haha its okay
Stranger: IM 15
You: im 13
Stranger: NYC
You: indiana
You: darnnnn
Stranger: KNOW ANY PICKLES THERE?
You: yea one
Stranger: IM BORED -__- SYA DOUGHNUT
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: CYA
Stranger: *FAST GRABS AND TAKES A BITE OF YOU* MMMMMMM
You: ahhhhhh
Stranger: MMMMMMM
Stranger: MWAHAHAHA
You: noooooooo
Stranger: IM AN EVIL PICKLE
You: my eye is gone
Stranger: *GET BACK HERE IM NOT DONE YET
You: lol seriously tho asl?
Stranger: M/15NY
Stranger: I HATE THE ASL THING
You: ahhh so ur serious then srry i thought ur lyin to a
You: doughnut
You: * eye grows back*
Stranger: I MIGHT BE SALTY BUT NOT A LIAR
You: ok then
Stranger: *GRABS YOU AGAIN AND BITES UR EYE OFF*
You: do u have a facebook
You: *eye grows back again*
Stranger: YE BUT I DON WANA GIVE IT OUT
Stranger: STOP GROWING UR EYE BACK >:(
Stranger: WELL CYA DOUGHNUT PERSON
You: no stay
Stranger: OK OK
You: im bored and ur cool lol
Stranger: :d
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: :D
You: haha
Stranger: damn caps lock
You: lol
You: its ok
Stranger: thanks to you i want a doughnut now >:(
You: sorry :(
Stranger: hey did u tell me ur real asl or r u lying to a pickle
You: no i was bein serious
Stranger: oh
You: yea
Stranger: hey do you watch raywilliamjohnson on youtube
You: sometimes but not really
Stranger: i got the stalking ur mom song in my head
You: lol
You: do u like harry potter?
Stranger: i know the lyrics be heart
Stranger: and yes
You: im chatting with snape on facebook lol
Stranger: wooooow ur just like all my friends
You: is that bad?!
Stranger: no
You: ok good
Stranger: everyones slytherin tho
Stranger: they even made scarves
You: damn im my fanfiction my boyfriend is in slytherin
Stranger: no ones gryfindor anymore
Stranger: or however you spell it
You: ya right im in ravenclaw anyway
You: gryffindor
You: lol
You: i..am the biggest harry potter nut ever
Stranger: my friend is too
Stranger: he brought a wand to school
You: ok thats badass
You: haha
Stranger: i got one too
You: at hot topic i bought the elder wand
You: lol
Stranger: nice
You: and a gryffindor snuggie
Stranger: im not a harry potter fan anymore
You: awwww why
Stranger: my friend annoyed me with it
You: ohhh
You: i see now
Stranger: u watchin hp7
You: nah
Stranger: O.O
You: wait wat?
Stranger: HARRY POTTER 7
You: i watched the 7 part 2
You: and 7 part one
Stranger: oh thank god
Stranger: so well um peace
Stranger: ima go
You: no
You: give me ur facebook then
Stranger: :L
Stranger: (hmmmmm) thinking
You: plz
Stranger: . . . . .
Stranger: (thinking
You: i swear im not a creeper or anything
Stranger: MMMMMMMM
You: im just crazy
Stranger: lol im still thinking
You: ok well i wont decline you
You: i swear
Stranger: wait im going to play flip a coin on my iphone app if i get heads 2 out of 3 times ill add you
You: ok
You: iphone cool
Stranger: 1 tales
Stranger: 2 heads
You: ok then
Stranger: 3 heads F*uck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: so you dont wanna add me
Stranger: just let me change my prfile
You: okay
Stranger: brb
You: kk
Stranger: im going through my album brb
You: i got time lol
Stranger: ok im done
You: ok
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001248078272
Stranger: add me
You: its not lettin me
You: hang on
Stranger: kk
You: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=194545680598750&id=100001299598625&ref=notif¬if_t=feed_comment_reply#!/profile.php?id=100001426046644
You: theres mine
Stranger: k
Stranger: i sent u a request
You: there
Stranger: OMG U LOOK LIKE MY COUSIN
You: is that bad??
Stranger: NO THATS AWSOME
You: ok
Stranger: BTW SO FAR UR THE LONGEST CHAT I HAD IN A WHILE
You: haha cool
Stranger: I HAD AN ARGUMENT HERE ONE FOR 7 HRS
Stranger: IT WAS ABOUT NEOPETS
You: ok now thats pretty badass
You: damn caps lock lol
Stranger: i tried submitting it on omeglechats.com but it was too damn long
Stranger: i saved it on microsoft word
Stranger: it takes up 43 pages
You: wow
You: so uhm wat was the arguement about on neopets
Stranger: oh it was the 18 yearold korean girl or dude idk
You: haha
You: transgendered
Stranger: it was abt elmo vs neopets
You: wow
You: elmo wins
Stranger: and that chat was 3 years ago
You: haha wow
Stranger: i llove omegle
You: meeee tooooo
Stranger: well sometimes. .
Stranger: too many creepy people on here
You: when you dont meet horny europeans
Stranger: i hate euros
Stranger: and people fro, texas
Stranger: from*
You: haha
You: really
Stranger: idk i just hate them for some reason
You: haha nice
Stranger: well its gettin late here ima go sleep
You: ok ttyl
Stranger: peace slytherin
You: peace
Stranger: bah bye
Stranger: ;)
You: ditto
Your conversational partner has disconnected.