You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: *holds up knife
You: Wanna buy a pair of … socks?
Stranger: no. nubers are evil
You: Oh..I see how it is..
Stranger: count in clovers
You: ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE
Stranger: Sterangers you don”t know are spies
Stranger: Kill them all
Stranger: Delete the last message for legal reasons
You: Well now, I never mentioned murder in all fairness..
Stranger: Goldfish don’t like milk
You: As if thats a fact?
You: coming from a mad who feels socks.
Stranger: Do not introduce yourself as a role playing character in public
You: Are you calling me a faggot?
You: because if you are…
Stranger: Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
Stranger: Do not go in puvlic
You: And why not?
You: mickey mouse does it for a living. fact.
Stranger: Because you cannot kill the snow
Stranger: It can kill you
Stranger: So can gras
You: And i am not denying that, my love.
Stranger: Don’t die alone. Take many people with you.
Stranger: Just not me
You: *strokes face
Stranger: Only talk to strangers you know.
You: Would you like to stroke my … spoon?
Stranger: Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
Stranger: Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
You: The early bird catches the flu.
Stranger: Make a large sign saying, “Look at me, I’m a gumnut tree.”
You: A crocadile cannot lift its tongue out of its mouth.
Stranger: never pet a burning dog
You: DING DONG
You: So are you gonna let me in or what?
You: Come on.. its cold out here..
Stranger: Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children.
Stranger: Learn to fly. Tell no one.
The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
You: Did you just call Santa fat? YOU SON OF A BITCH
Stranger: Teachers don’t like finding notes on world domination.
You: Alright alright you’ve out done me in weirdness…
Stranger: I win!
You: Its hard ti imagine your a real human.. :O
Stranger: i’m a kangaroo
You: Yes you win.. *awards with medal
Stranger: *note sarcasm
Stranger: YES!!!I’ve been training for so long!!!
You: So, do you do this for a living? you seem proffessional.
You: *looks at watch
Stranger: Why thank you. Don’t forget to stock up on ball point pens
Stranger: And clocks
Stranger: Better than watches
You: *takes off mask
Stranger: Holy crap!!
Stranger: It’s Senor Diablo!
You: in boots.
Stranger: Oh yay! What brand!
You: Dolche and gabbana
You: finni and adonna
You: kieren got me wearin all that money got me wearin fly
Stranger: pish posh!
You: Black Eyed Pea’s?
You: Fergy ferg?
Stranger: Gullible is written on the ceiiling