Fowl Stuff


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CHICKEN!
You: WHERE?
Stranger: IN THAT CORNER!
You: GODAMN CORNER CHICKENS!
You: I HATE THOSE CORNER-LOVING FOWL!
Stranger: GET IT D:< TACKLE IT
Stranger: GO GO GO!!
Stranger: EAT ITS LEG!
You: I AM AFRAID OF POULTRY!
You: DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE TURKEY INCIDENT IN MY YOUTH.
Stranger: OMG YOU CHICKEN!! THEN GET THE BEEF IN YOUR ROOM
You: BUT THE BEEF IS SO RICH WITH MASCULINE BEAUTY!
Stranger: ….>.> now you wanna DATE the beef?
Stranger: DEAR LORD!
You: NO.
Stranger: THE HUMANITY!
You: I JUST ADMIRE IT.
You: LIKE THE STATUE OF DAVID.
You: EXCEPT, MADE OF BEEF>
You: INSTEAD OF MARBLE.
Stranger: OMG YOU HAVE A STATUE OF MY BROTHER?!?!
Stranger: YOU STALKER
You: NOT YOUR DAVID.
You: THOUGH I HAVE A FEW CHEEKY POLAROIDS.
Stranger: OMG D:< ONE OF HIM IN THE BATH TUB?!
Stranger: YOU PEDO!
You: YES. WITH THE BUBBLES ARTFULLY PILED UPON HIS HEAD LIKE A MAGNIFICENT ELTON JOHN COSTUME WIG!
Stranger: OMG!!! DX
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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