Omegle Chats

You: Do you like penguins?
Stranger: Yeah../
You: I’m terrified of them!
You: They are so scary
Stranger: Fear the turbo penguin!
Stranger: They ride on jetpacks and throw grenades.
You: What???
You: I never heard that
You: I’m just afraid they’re going to beat me to death with their flippers
Stranger: And they have this crazy little laugh like “Yark yark yark yark.”
You: No… That’s a seal
Stranger: Oh no no no, you havn’t met the turbo penguin.
Stranger: They are the most feared animal on the planet!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHH
You: OMG!
Stranger: I hear they’re actually from Pluto.
You: I will never sleep tonight
You: Pluto?
You: How did they get here?
Stranger: they saught revenge after being denied that they were a planet!
You: Oh. I think pluto should be a planet.
You: Do you think the penguins will spare me?
Stranger: If you’re not a scientist you might have a chance.
Stranger: I hear they’re targeting whales now.
You: Well… I’m not a planet scientist
Stranger: They already wiped the Killer Whale off the face of the earth.
Stranger: They mean business.
You: Really? Even the ones at sea world?
Stranger: ESPECIALLY SEA WORLD!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: SAN DIEGO’s UNDER A MUSHROOM CLOUD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
You: I’m never leaving my house again!!!!!!
Stranger: Stay inside, and put mayo on the front door, Turbo penguins fear mayo!
Stranger: That’s their only weakness!
Stranger: THE MAYO!
You: Oh NO!!!
You: I’m out of Mayo
You: What should I do?????????
Stranger: God Help us all!
You: Will miracle whip work?
Stranger: No! Only mayo will defeat the evil turbo penguins!
You: Dear God!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I’m going to DIE
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: AHHH! They got me!
Stranger: NO!!!!
You: Oh, no!!!!!!!!!
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