You: i need to speak to josh
Stranger: go way
Stranger: i m not josh
You: i cant, my feet are glued to my ceiling
You: i need help!
You: josh is my only hope!
Stranger: what happen
You: my uncle came home and got mad at me.
You: he said that 42 year olds shouldnt still be living with their parents
Stranger: r u beautiful
You: her took me and threw me against the wall
You: because i forgot to water the dog
You: and he died
You: so then he got gorrilla glue
You: and glued me to the ceiling
Stranger: i think u go to josh
You: its very uncomfortable, considering im pregnant
You: tell josh, to give mom my cookie
Stranger: where is ur husband
You: i wont be coming home for christmas
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Pregnant and Glued to the Ceiling
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