Harry Potter’s Birthday


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Stranger: ITS HARRY POTTERS BIRTHDAY
You: SH-T
You: I FORGOT
Stranger: omg
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger: HE IS AN ICON. A LEGEND. A BEACON OF HOPE.
Stranger: AND YOU JUST FORGET?
You: HEY
Stranger: NO MY FRIEND, YOU DO NOT JUST ‘FORGET’
You: I REMEMBERED YOUR BIRTHDAY
Stranger: NO YOU DIDN’T
Stranger: IT WAS YESTERDAY
You: S–T
Stranger: I DIDN’T GET A CARD
You: SORRY MAN
Stranger: GOD, YOU’RE HOPELESS
You: I LOVE YOU MAN
Stranger: DON’T KNOW WHY I’M FRIENDS WITH YOU
Stranger: I LOVE YOU BRO, BUT COME ON, MAN UP, BUY ME A CAKE.
You: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WHAT KIND
You: COOKIE?
You: COFFEE?
You: ICE CREAM?
You: VANILLA?
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: CHOCOLATE
Stranger: DOUBLE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: WITH A SIDE OF CHOCOLATE
You: YOU GOT IT NIG
You: YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A CLOWN?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I HATE CLOWNS
Stranger: DONT YOU DARE
Stranger: I’LL CRUCIO YOUR ASS IF YOU TRY
You: FUCK MAN WHAT ABOUT A MIME?
You: OR A WHOLE F-ING CIRCUS IF YOU WANT
You: MINUS THE CLOWNS OF COURSE
Stranger: NO. JUST A CAKE. AND THEN MAYBE, I WAS THINKING WE COULD WATCH A FILM?
You: SURE WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND
Stranger: MAYBE… LOVE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE IT SO, OR IF YOU WANT DEATH AND DESTRUCTION… WELL I DON’T KNOW YOU PICK
You: LOVE
You: CAUSE I LOVE YOU
Stranger: MAN, THAT IS SO SWEET
You: YOU’RE SO SWEET YOU CHOCOLATY MOFO
Stranger: EXCUSE ME?
Stranger: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
You: AWW MAN
You: I MESSED UP AGAIN DIDNG I
You: DIDNT I!
You: IM SORRY MAN
You: I DIDNT MEAN IT
Stranger: YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT
Stranger: BUT I DONT BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE
Stranger: YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART.
You: NO
You: I LOVE YOUR HEART
You: I WOULDN’T DARE BREAK IT
You: DON’T LEAVE ME
You: I NEED YOU
Stranger: I GAVE MY HEART TO YOU AND YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT LIKE YOU FORGOT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY
Stranger: AND NOW ITS ROTTEN AND MOULDY
Stranger: YOU DONT NEED ME THOUGH DO YOU
Stranger: NO
You: I DO
You: WITHOUT YOU
You: I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR
You: OKAY OKAY
You: IF IT CAN’T BE
You: THEN IM GOING TO DROWN MYSELF AND OUR ADOPTED SON
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DONT DO THAT
Stranger: I WANT YOU TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
You: I CAN’T
You: NOT WITHOUT YOU
Stranger: I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
Stranger: BUT THAT CANT HAPPEN IF IM IN YOUR LIFE
You: OF COURSE IT CAN
Stranger: YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON
Stranger: IM SORRY.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: IT’S OVER.
You: DON’T SAY THAT
Stranger: I HAVE TO
Stranger: FOR THE GOOD OF OUR HEARTS
You: GAH
You: IL ALWYAS LOVE YOU
Stranger: AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
Stranger: This has been the greatest omegle convo ever, thanks dude. xD bye!
You: haha hell yeah
You: see ya
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