He’s not into the domestic type


Stranger: hi
You: man
Stranger: yes
You: i just realized i’ve spent the past, like, hour bitching to people on omegle about my laundry
You: haha
You: hi
Stranger: cool
Stranger: r u horny?
You: yes
Stranger: want to cyber
You: laundry just really gets me going you know
You: only if we can do it on top of the dryer
Stranger: right
You: with the vibrating action
Stranger: sure
You: sweet
Stranger: your start
You: i’m putting the clothes in
You: and pouring in the detergent
Stranger: ok
You: now i’m pressing the buttons
Stranger: k
You: COME HERE BABY
Stranger: IM HERE
You: damn, you’re hella fuckin with me aren’t you
You: here i thought i was being all funny
You: lmao
Stranger: WHAT?
You: oh shit you were serious?
Stranger: UYEA
Stranger: YEA*
You: oh okay
You: so i’m sitting on top of the dryer with my legs spread
Stranger: LET ME STICK IT IN YOUR
Stranger: YOU*
You: ok
Stranger: how does it feel
Stranger: ?
You: so good
You: like towels fresh from the dryer
Stranger: r u wet?
You: mmm yeah baby
Stranger: ooooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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