You: I’m trying to buy a hippo. Do you know any good breeders?
Stranger: i think ebay has pretty good choices
You: I looked on there already
You: No one has any babies
Stranger: oh why dont you get 2 and make them sex each other up
Stranger: it would be an interasting sight
You: Well, I’ve spent a ton of money redoing my backyard.
You: Unfortunately it’s not big enough for 2
Stranger: hmm… i have a baby hippo, but you surely wouldnt be interested in it.
Stranger: because it has AIDS
You: OH NO!!!!
You: I don’t think I want an aids baby
Stranger: yep. the sad story of a baby hippo.
You: Awww. Did he get it from his mom?
Stranger: i think he got it from this hobo in the street
Stranger: they always seemed to hang out together
You: Oh. I’ve heard about those kinds of hippos
Stranger: They are quite rare, are they not?
You: Yes. I don’t think I want my hippo to associate with yours
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