How to Successfully Confront a Troll


Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I ATE A FLY AND IT’S TRYING TO COME BACK UP!
Stranger: Why is people so strange here.
You: Why “is” people so bad at grammar?
Stranger: What are you trying to achieve with that sentence?
Stranger: Do you think i’d consider that sentence inspiring and cool?
You: It’d be nice
You: but it’s all in fun
You: It’s like a one-night stand except the blondes don’t try to make more out of it
Stranger: like, oh my, he’s so random and fearless, he spit a sentence that made no sense right in my face
Stranger: Here we go again
Stranger: Do you think i was going to be impressed by that one too?
You: No, not really.
You: I know I wouldn’t be.
You: However, do you think I’m taking your trolling seriously?
Stranger: I do believe you’ve got a few issues with your penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  1. #1 by nigra - October 9th, 2009 at 19:58

    fail

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  2. #2 by deed - November 10th, 2009 at 21:39

    I don’t get this. Aren’t you the one trolling? And besides..trolls are cool. They don’t bore you with the “hi asl” or “m/f?”

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  3. #3 by John - January 6th, 2010 at 17:20

    There comes a time in every young troll’s life where he gets pwned, and doesn’t know when to stop.

    This is one of those times.

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  4. #4 by Trollzilla - August 9th, 2010 at 14:44

    Heh. Ain’t YOU the troll?
    By the way, i remember my epic successful trolling.
    The stranger was trying to troll me for like 45 minutes.
    All i did was to shout a sentence, making him rage and call me names.
    Then he told me i live under a bridge.

    ALL THAT WITH ONE SENTENCE.
    I won. Period :D

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  5. #5 by SuperTroll - August 14th, 2010 at 19:35

    Bah! You are nothing! I troll supreme! See this post for example! Totally annoying! No substance! Not funny at all!

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  6. #6 by Troller - August 20th, 2010 at 04:06

    WOW THAT WAS ME!

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