I Really Am Twelve

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny?
Stranger: Well?
You: sssuuurrrre….
Stranger: Sex?
You: For one thing… age, sex?
Stranger: No, I was asking what you sex is.
You: One sec.
You: n biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.

An organism’s sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.
Stranger: *your
You: Ohh… Female.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: I am male.
You: Congradulations.
Stranger: Thank you!
Stranger: Would you like to cyber?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16.
You: It’s illegal.
Stranger: How?
You: It violates consent laws.
Stranger: No it doesn’t.
Stranger: It’s typing.
You: So? Does not mean that I am not twelve. You, sir, have cyber-failed.
Stranger: No, because it still doesn’t violate consent laws.
You: There is more than a three year age difference.
Stranger: Once again.
Stranger: It. Is. TYPING.
Stranger: Nothing illegal is happening.
You: If I told you I was going to kill you with a spoon, you could sue me.
Stranger: You’re anonymous.
You: Terristic threatening.
Stranger: That’s impossible.
You: You are still a pedophile.
Stranger: Yes, it’s VERY “the point.”
You: Pedo.
Stranger: Jailbait.
You: What?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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