Omegle Chats

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: IM A BANANA :)
Stranger: hi
You: r u a banana?
Stranger: no i am a coconut
Stranger: fuck ur banana
You: :O A COCUNUT!
You: im hurt.
Stranger: ohh…
You: ouuuch
Stranger: is ur banana crushed
You: not yet D:
You: is ur coconut smashed
Stranger: is ur banana have fevicol dod
Stranger: jod
You: NOT AT ALL. does ur cocunut have milk-ordonteeaist rabies?
Stranger: ya….
You: :O
You: gotta get that checked out, brah.
Stranger: u r guy definitely
You: ima girl? :S
Stranger: oh..so u got banana.
Stranger: boys have banana
Stranger: how
You: noo, IM A GIRL BANANA!
Stranger: and girls have coconutt
Stranger: how donot u have hole
You: AHEM , I SAID I WAS A BANANA. IM NO BOY OR GIRL. BUT I AM A GIRL BANANA
Stranger: r u eunuch
Stranger: half man
Stranger: or half women
You: GET IT STRAIGHT, MISS ” I HAVE COCUNUTS”