You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I AM THE OVERLORD OF DARKNESS!
Stranger: I AM THE OVERLOAD OF LIGHT!
You: :O NOT YOU AGAIN!
You: I THOUGHT I LEFT YOU IN THAT SEWER UP IN COLORADO!
Stranger: no ;) i discovered a new species of rat. it is the size of 9 male humans combined. i rode it back to town, had a beer, and continued the overloading
You: ahhh. good times :)
You: so, how are things with maurice, you’re life partner?
Stranger: ah….not so great. you see, last night i caught him cheating.
Stranger: he said he had a pair of aces.
Stranger: and he had a 3 of spades and the 2 of hearts.
You: Was he hiding aces in the fold of his belly?
Stranger: more like in the creases of his pecks
You: i mean…BASTARD!
You: God. Next time I see Maurice, I’m going to open a can of whoop-ass!
Stranger: trust me. that can has already been opened.
Stranger: i’m watching a scary movie
Stranger: i gotta go
Stranger: what’s yo names?
You: The overlord of Darkness…but my mom calls me Charlotte ;)
Stranger: sounds great. and during the day, i’m my grandma usually calls me Leigh.
Stranger: but that’s on a good day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.