Jesus the (almost) All-knowing

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am Jesus, Lord of Earth! I will answer any three questions you have!
You: whats my name?
Stranger: Bob
Stranger: Next question
You: how old am i?
Stranger: Eleventy-four
Stranger: Final question
You: Absolute zero is the temperature when sub-atomic particles stop moving. This temperature is reached at zero degrees Kelvin. What temperature in degrees celcius is equivalent to zero Kelvin?
Stranger: 3
You: wrong
Stranger: Thanks for playing
You: youre not jesus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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