Liars: A Tricky Species


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: tell me something about yourself
Stranger: Im 17 and I surf
You: i know that already
Stranger: No you dont
You: yes i do
Stranger: You dont know me
You: yes i do
Stranger: Whats my name then?
You: does that matter
Stranger: Yes
You: im not gonna tell you cuz then you are just gonna change your name so that i am wrong
Stranger: Im not. Promise.
Stranger: Besdies, if you knew me you would know I never lie
You: unless you are lying right now…. in which case we find ourselves in an interesting paradox
Stranger: You said you knew me. I asked what my name is so Im going to give you a hint. It starts with J
You: i know from the past sentence that i made up about you that you are lying
You: so im gonna say your name doesnt start with j
Stranger: You idiot. My names Jasmine.
You: i know that already
Stranger: Then explain this; so im gonna say your name doesnt start with j
Stranger: Suck that asshole
You: thats correct
You: my name does or does not start with j, depending on whether you are lying or not
You: liar
Stranger: Fuck you. You dont know me.
Stranger: Im going to be a good little girl and disconnect you :D
You: are you lying
Stranger: No Im not
You: i think you are
Stranger: IM NOT LYING!
You: you didnt make eye contact, so you must be lying
Stranger: How the hell am I supposed to make eye contact with you when I cant even see you because Im looking at a computer screen where some asshole is typing saying that he/she knows me.
You: i know so much about you because i am watching you
You: i expect you to make eye contact with me
Stranger: Haha, so funny.
You: i dont think you are lying now…
Stranger: THANKYOU!
You: that wa a lie. you arent being truly sincere
Stranger: OKay, your a fucking asshole who has no idea what you are talking about
Stranger: IM A STRANGER!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  1. #1 by Emma - February 28th, 2010 at 23:20

    I think I know the Stranger (Jasmine)…

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  2. #2 by Eric - March 15th, 2010 at 21:59

    I think you are lying…

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  3. #3 by jamie - June 28th, 2011 at 21:59

    This is a lie.

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